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The 2025 VViles Thread <3 Doi!!1!!
December 28, 2009 at
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"Baby, you want to go visit this guy I know from the internet?"
We'll see how that goes over.
But srsly I will work on that.
Chickens are disgusting creatures. I don't know anyone who would want to sleep with them.
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We walked around some part of Richmond that was just LOUSY with hipsters. I'm talking, both sides of the street, greased hair, waxed mustaches, suspenders over plaid shirts, girls in dress shirts & slacks with a tie & vest, honest-to-God hipsters everywhere you looked. It was flippin' hilarious! We ate at some burger joint that had organic grass-fed New Zealand hand-raised reincarnated dali lama cows that had had their chakras aligned and their chi removed prior to slaughter, with cheese made from milk gathered at dawn by virgin vegan milkmaids into hand-blown glass containers, onions grown aeroponically with only duck poop as fertilizer, etc. etc.
They were decent burgers though. But they didn't have any normal soda or anything, only like mint ginseng iced tea or some super-small-batch craft beer or y'know like quadruple-distilled glacier water from Greenland or something, and the fries were shit. I forget the name of that place. It was next to a hipster supermarket full of organic lentils and exotic beans.
edit: oh yeah, we were also down there for my Muay Thai instructor's last fight! It was at some swanky hotel. He lost though.
We walked around some part of Richmond that was just LOUSY with hipsters. I'm talking, both sides of the street, greased hair, waxed mustaches, suspenders over plaid shirts, girls in dress shirts & slacks with a tie & vest, honest-to-God hipsters everywhere you looked. It was flippin' hilarious! We ate at some burger joint that had organic grass-fed New Zealand hand-raised reincarnated dali lama cows that had had their chakras aligned and their chi removed prior to slaughter, with cheese made from milk gathered at dawn by virgin vegan milkmaids into hand-blown glass containers, onions grown aeroponically with only duck poop as fertilizer, etc. etc.
They were decent burgers though. But they didn't have any normal soda or anything, only like mint ginseng iced tea or some super-small-batch craft beer or y'know like quadruple-distilled glacier water from Greenland or something, and the fries were shit. I forget the name of that place. It was next to a hipster supermarket full of organic lentils and exotic beans.
edit: oh yeah, we were also down there for my Muay Thai instructor's last fight! It was at some swanky hotel. He lost though.
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