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4,911 3,283 December 28, 2009 at 10:57 AM
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beanqueen
06-20-2016 at 01:59 PM.
06-20-2016 at 01:59 PM.
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And yet still, it happened. Disappointment cocktails for everyone!
At least you can have cocktails even if they are disappointing Sadwalk
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Frogstar
06-20-2016 at 02:01 PM.
06-20-2016 at 02:01 PM.
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I do not approve of being accidentally helpful.
No takesies-backsies!
Quote from beanqueen View quoted comment :
At least you can have cocktails even if they are disappointing Sadwalk
A more coarse individual might employ some sort of euphemism revolving around the juxtaposition of cock and tail and how you might yet enjoy that particular activity. But I happen to be a gentleman :monocle:
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beanqueen
06-20-2016 at 02:06 PM.
06-20-2016 at 02:06 PM.
Quote from Frogstar View quoted comment :
A more coarse individual might employ some sort of euphemism revolving around the juxtaposition of cock and tail and how you might yet enjoy that particular activity. But I happen to be a gentleman :monocle:
This being the Lounge, I surmised such a crass individual would likely make an appearance and that it was simply a matter of time.
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Putz1103
06-20-2016 at 02:48 PM.
06-20-2016 at 02:48 PM.
Ha ha... You said Cock-Tail...

:crass:
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The Llama
06-20-2016 at 02:54 PM.
06-20-2016 at 02:54 PM.
lol's all around!
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Frogstar
06-20-2016 at 02:55 PM.
06-20-2016 at 02:55 PM.
I say, who let the riff-raff in? Why, I've a mind to engage these cads in fisticuffs!
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VorlonFrog
06-20-2016 at 03:34 PM.
06-20-2016 at 03:34 PM.
I really wish I could properly convey the utter lack of ability, experience, perception, and professionalism that are the wonks. I was speaking with someone from our client following the 4 pm call, and opened our discussion with "I don't guess either of us needs to mention how absolutely entertaining these conference calls are." They quickly agreed, and we got down to discussing what needed to be done. It took us all of five minutes, after which I explained the wonks are entirely fond of asking for a little bit more, then a little bit more; forcing us to re-run SQL queries three or four times as they keep thinking of new things to ask. Annoyed
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06-20-2016 at 03:56 PM.
06-20-2016 at 03:56 PM.
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I really wish I could properly convey the utter lack of ability, experience, perception, and professionalism that are the wonks. I was speaking with someone from our client following the 4 pm call, and opened our discussion with "I don't guess either of us needs to mention how absolutely entertaining these conference calls are." They quickly agreed, and we got down to discussing what needed to be done. It took us all of five minutes, after which I explained the wonks are entirely fond of asking for a little bit more, then a little bit more; forcing us to re-run SQL queries three or four times as they keep thinking of new things to ask. Annoyed
Wait...are you trying to be realistic about the project...we can't have that now can we??
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VorlonFrog
06-20-2016 at 03:57 PM.
06-20-2016 at 03:57 PM.
I had almost five farking hours of wonkference calls today. My attitude is definitely showing.
Speaking of which, I'm so damned covered up with these calls, I can't actually do anything else.
Then they have the nerve to ask why it takes so long to obtain query results?
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vviles
06-20-2016 at 04:20 PM.
06-20-2016 at 04:20 PM.
Wonks are Blowup
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VorlonFrog
06-20-2016 at 04:45 PM.
06-20-2016 at 04:45 PM.
Wonks are clueless, tactless, inept, unskilled, overpaid pieces of krap.


And they deserve this, every farking day they show up to work:




And, just for F1 upon his arrival tomorrow,
something for FF's cubicle/office: Evillaugh

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The Llama
06-20-2016 at 05:14 PM.
06-20-2016 at 05:14 PM.
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I say, who let the riff-raff in? Why, I've a mind to engage these cads in fisticuffs!
Old boy, if you'd like to throw hands, I'll throw hands!
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vviles
06-20-2016 at 06:25 PM.
06-20-2016 at 06:25 PM.
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Old boy, if you'd like to throw hands, I'll throw hands!
Did the Captain invade the thread EEK!
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VorlonFrog
06-20-2016 at 06:48 PM.
06-20-2016 at 06:48 PM.
Yawn
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vviles
06-20-2016 at 06:59 PM.
06-20-2016 at 06:59 PM.
OJ Simpson Made in America just concluded.
Lots of interesting interviews and footage. He's the ultimate in evil dumbass.
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