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vviles

06-21-2016 at 04:34 AM.

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chevvy

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06-21-2016 at 04:37 AM.

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No takesies-backsies!

A more coarse individual might employ some sort of euphemism revolving around the juxtaposition of cock and tail and how you might yet enjoy that particular activity. But I happen to be a gentleman :monocle:

I don't understand the butt plugs with tails. Who wants to feel like they are farking an animal?

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06-21-2016 at 04:55 AM.

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I don't understand the butt plugs with tails. Who wants to feel like they are farking an animal?

Furries?

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06-21-2016 at 06:10 AM.

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I had almost five farking hours of wonkference calls today. My attitude is definitely showing.
Speaking of which, I'm so damned covered up with these calls, I can't actually do anything else.
Then they have the nerve to ask why it takes so long to obtain query results?

That's complete bullshit. How can they expect you to get anything done.

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06-21-2016 at 06:14 AM.

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Furries?

I don't understand those either, but to each his/her own.

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06-21-2016 at 06:52 AM.

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I really wish I could properly convey the utter lack of ability, experience, perception, and professionalism that are the wonks. I was speaking with someone from our client following the 4 pm call, and opened our discussion with "I don't guess either of us needs to mention how absolutely entertaining these conference calls are." They quickly agreed, and we got down to discussing what needed to be done. It took us all of five minutes, after which I explained the wonks are entirely fond of asking for a little bit more, then a little bit more; forcing us to re-run SQL queries three or four times as they keep thinking of new things to ask.

I can almost identify, but I don't know that I've had quite as sustained of as an experience as you're being graced with.

With one of the projects I'm on right now, I'm wishing that we hadn't had them integrate with our web services, and just polled their system for updates instead.

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Wonks are clueless, tactless, inept, unskilled, overpaid pieces of krap.

And they deserve this, every farking day they show up to work:

And, just for F1 upon his arrival tomorrow,
something for FF's cubicle/office:

I've dialed back to my standard "living well is the best revenge", with occasional fits of wishing I could bludgeon him with a pillowcase full of soap.

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I don't understand the butt plugs with tails. Who wants to feel like they are farking an animal?

I didn't figure those were for during-sex wear.

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06-21-2016 at 07:13 AM.

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That's complete bullshit. How can they expect you to get anything done.

They allow me time on Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. Yeah, that's gonna work for some sustained thought, especially when you keep adding more requests every Monday and Wednesday.