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How to be a GOOD poster in a Lounge Thread
April 20, 2008 at
12:06 PM
These are the steps on how to be a good poster in a Lounge thread:
1. Try to respond to others within 3-5 minutes. Try not to end up taking 8-10 minutes to respond, because that's when other posters start to get irritated. If you do take longer than 5 minutes, do apologize.
2. Make sure posters have the necessary LOLcats. I can't count the times I've either had to go to google.com to get my own lolcats or had to ask others for some.
3. Bring extra naked pics for everyone, always.
4. Do ANY up selling BEFORE the customer orders, NOT AFTER the customer just placed their order. A couple of times I ordered a specific margarita they had on the menus at 2 different restaurants and those servers decided to try to sell me a different margarita AFTER I told them already what I actually wanted. That not only wasted their time, but irritated me.
5. Never bring LOLcats to the thread without knowing if the others want it, even if it's just an innocent Hello lolcat.
6. Bring drinks that aren't from the bar out first if there are any. For instance, if a customer at the table orders a drink from the bar and everyone else at the table orders soft drinks or tea or water, don't make everyone at the table suffer by waiting until the drink from the bar is ready.
7. When customers are placing their order, WRITE their order down. Write down EVERY detail and repeat the order to the customer. Make sure you understand every detail like if they said "no tomatoes" and you may have thought they said "only tomatoes." I've had 2 times that 2 different servers at 2 different restaurants assumed I wanted bbq sauce "ON THE SIDE" meaning that I didn't want bbq sauce on my ribs I ordered, when I actually wanted "2 SIDES" of extra bbq sauce. So when taking a customer's order, MAKE DARN SURE that you get EXACTLY what they said. I NEVER said "on the side", but they ASSUMED that, even though one of those times I remember I said "2 sides of "EXTRA" bbq sauce." I also NEVER said I wanted the ribs dry either. They just ASSUMED that. When in doubt, ASK or ASK them to repeat their order.
8. Don't EVER come back to the thread after you have left to ask the posters to repeat their post! That's an interruption that's truly not necessary.
9.
10. NEVER "ASSUME" ANYTHING, EVER! Someone may not want naked pics of Rammy.
11. If someone wants a 2 for 1 post "ONE at a time" respect that and only post one at a time.
12. Immediately start the thread into the computer RIGHT AFTER you start the thread.
14. Make sure you are bringing enough of the naked pics for everyone
1. Try to respond to others within 3-5 minutes. Try not to end up taking 8-10 minutes to respond, because that's when other posters start to get irritated. If you do take longer than 5 minutes, do apologize.
2. Make sure posters have the necessary LOLcats. I can't count the times I've either had to go to google.com to get my own lolcats or had to ask others for some.
3. Bring extra naked pics for everyone, always.
4. Do ANY up selling BEFORE the customer orders, NOT AFTER the customer just placed their order. A couple of times I ordered a specific margarita they had on the menus at 2 different restaurants and those servers decided to try to sell me a different margarita AFTER I told them already what I actually wanted. That not only wasted their time, but irritated me.
5. Never bring LOLcats to the thread without knowing if the others want it, even if it's just an innocent Hello lolcat.
6. Bring drinks that aren't from the bar out first if there are any. For instance, if a customer at the table orders a drink from the bar and everyone else at the table orders soft drinks or tea or water, don't make everyone at the table suffer by waiting until the drink from the bar is ready.
7. When customers are placing their order, WRITE their order down. Write down EVERY detail and repeat the order to the customer. Make sure you understand every detail like if they said "no tomatoes" and you may have thought they said "only tomatoes." I've had 2 times that 2 different servers at 2 different restaurants assumed I wanted bbq sauce "ON THE SIDE" meaning that I didn't want bbq sauce on my ribs I ordered, when I actually wanted "2 SIDES" of extra bbq sauce. So when taking a customer's order, MAKE DARN SURE that you get EXACTLY what they said. I NEVER said "on the side", but they ASSUMED that, even though one of those times I remember I said "2 sides of "EXTRA" bbq sauce." I also NEVER said I wanted the ribs dry either. They just ASSUMED that. When in doubt, ASK or ASK them to repeat their order.
8. Don't EVER come back to the thread after you have left to ask the posters to repeat their post! That's an interruption that's truly not necessary.
9.
10. NEVER "ASSUME" ANYTHING, EVER! Someone may not want naked pics of Rammy.
11. If someone wants a 2 for 1 post "ONE at a time" respect that and only post one at a time.
12. Immediately start the thread into the computer RIGHT AFTER you start the thread.
14. Make sure you are bringing enough of the naked pics for everyone
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