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Dear Neighbor
June 11, 2008 at
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Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
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Thank you for moving in next door with your rap music and four dogs who bark at every little farking thing, which causes my dog to get distracted when I take him out in our yard to go to the bathroom.
Please consider moving back to California.
Also please stop parking your vehicles right to what you think the end of your lot is, since we own another foot or so and may put up a 'no parking driveway' sign right at the end to make sure it's clearly defined.
Dear neighbor on the other side of me,
Please cut your farking bush you planted in the corner you told me to not take my dog in in our fenced in yard before I pull a Moses and light the farking thing on fire. Or at the very least pour some concentrated chlorine on it to give it a good drink during the neat heat wave that's coming up.
Consider yourself lucky that my family no longer drives, as the place you decided to park your SUV right across from our driveway would be smash central if they were. But if you keep it there for more than a day or two, enjoy the NO PARKING DRIVEWAY sign buried in the ground with a 6-10 inch round concrete beam that'll be about 4-5 feet high that I'll be installing right at the end of my lot to stop you from using my driveway as your own for your other vehicle.
I realize I married your son but is it necessary to come to our bedroom window at daybreak and start hollering for him to come fix something at your house?
After all we are newlyweds and haven't had our eyes closed 30 min.
Your dil
I realize I married your son but is it necessary to come to our bedroom window at daybreak and start hollering for him to come fix something at your house?
After all we are newlyweds and haven't had our eyes closed 30 min.
Your dil
Every little noise you hear outside is no reason to come running out of your front door to see if our dogs might be out. They are not out. Our yard is fenced, they can't get out. You are totally paranoid. When another neighbor walked her little dog, and it saw a rabbit and it barked at it, came a little onto your yard, the neighbor continued up the street home. You came running out like a maniac. For gawd's sake this little dog is deaf, almost blind and this neighbor has lived on this street since the house was built. Get a hobby, find something else to do. Btw, there is no such thing as a cat/rabbit. You are crazy.
Every little noise you hear outside is no reason to come running out of your front door to see if our dogs might be out. They are not out. Our yard is fenced, they can't get out. You are totally paranoid. When another neighbor walked her little dog, and it saw a rabbit and it barked at it, came a little onto your yard, the neighbor continued up the street home. You came running out like a maniac. For gawd's sake this little dog is deaf, almost blind and this neighbor has lived on this street since the house was built. Get a hobby, find something else to do. Btw, there is no such thing as a cat/rabbit. You are crazy.
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I guess the other neighbors think I'm sellin dope, sellin dope, sellin dope... But you don't, right?
Lolol, many moons ago.
Who is Ray Ramone?
Who is Ray Ramone?
Everybody Loves Raymond....
Thanks for moving my trash can and paper recycling bin so your wife's godmother could easily drive up on my side to get in front of your house. It was apparent the last time there was an obstacle there that she can't drive for shit to get into a tight spot.
If you think the parking situation is fun now, wait till winter. If we get another 2 foot blizzard like last March she'll need that 4 wheel drive in her SUV to get over the 4-5 foot high piles on either side of my driveway. So nice to have a driveway. It sure beats fighting for spots with people who have ten cars and spots for only TWO.
Idea: You have a garage in the back and obviously not enough room in the front for TWO vehicles. Use the garage? Thanks(or go back to farking California).
I swear i did not sneak in your apartment and ate your cookies
I swear i did not sneak in your apartment and ate your cookies
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