Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbor,
I still hope you rot in hell. That is all.
Kiss my ass,
PC
Dear Neighbor
Thread created 06-11-2008 by #sevenstinks
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These are great. I liked my neighbor before, but I like him even more now. Some of y'all have awful neighbors.
Dear Neighbor,
My husband has been dying to ask you- what is your secret? You...
Dear Neighbor
Thread created 06-11-2008 by #sevenstinks
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Dear neighbor,
Please get a life. You are too interested in us, and you should be worrying about your own family. You are getting creepy. We know what you've done to try to mess with us. ...
Dear Neighbor
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Dear neighbor,
How about using part of that $10 a week I pay you to mow my front yard and buy some cat food for your cats? I'm doing you a favor paying you to mow my 4' X 30' yard that takes you...
Dear Neighbor
Thread created 06-11-2008 by #sevenstinks
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Dear Neighbor,
Did you really need to add that window directly across from my bathroom window??? :annoyed:
Dear Neighbor
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Dear neighbor,
You don't really need to get your leaf blower out every time a single leaf touches your driveway. Three sessions with the leaf blower in one day is OCD.
Dear Neighbor
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:pennytrick:
I seriously :lol: 'ed at this. :roll: Modern Warfare 2 doesn't come out until Nov 10th. :lmao:
Dear Neighbor
Thread created 06-11-2008 by #sevenstinks
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FTFY. :lol:
Dear Neighbor
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:jealous:
:sadwalk:
Dear Neighbor
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I hear all the cool kids are doing it?
/sarcasm
Dear Neighbor
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The neighbors on one side are kind of annoying. Not now as we rarely see them..but when we first moved in. The guy's a lawyer and tried to tell us we couldn't have comcast come bury cable (a little...
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbor with the dog from hell:
I am a dog lover to the core, but I will not hesitate to beat that Spawn of Satan you call "Max" who looks to be the oldest golden retriever I have ever seen...
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbors,
it's sad you cant afford to live in the condo anymore. :( i'll be sad to see you guys move out in November. who will get the mice out of our house? who will burglarize and steal...
Dear Neighbor
Thread created 06-11-2008 by #sevenstinks
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:lol: Boobs would be fine! Moobs and a gigantic hairy sweaty belly are not! :thanks:
Dear Neighbor
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Great idea. Doesn't sound like you could actually catch the mother when she is awake though. Maybe just send the little one over to Martha's for a day and see if the mom notices?
Dear Neighbor
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Nope, different neighbor. This is the one that thinks leaving all her kids in the backyard all day with no supervision is fine parenting. :scratch: Maybe I should ask Martha Jr. to go have a talk...
Dear Neighbor
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Dear neighbor,
Thanks for the laughs. We saw the police at your house that night. We saw one of you go for a ride in a police car. We read the police reports the next day that read "A couple on...
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbor,
Can you stop letting your kids play ball in the backyard? We're tired of picking up different types of balls every day.
Dear Neighbor
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ewwww! That's gross!
Dear Neighbor
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yea my next door neighbors have problems. They are an older couple but ugh. I can see why the other girl moved out before me.
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbor:
Remember that tree of yours that half broke off last year and crushed my brand new chain link fence and narrowly missed my pool and new garage - the one you rudely informed me was...
Dear Neighbor
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Dear neighbor,
Thanks for helping me move and spread the 6 yards of mulch that I got last year...are you about ready for the 10 or so that I need delivered this year? :P
Dear other...
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbors on both sides,
Thank you for: having quiet dogs in your yard, minding your own business, keeping your yard nice, being nice but not too friendly, never disturbing us and never...
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbor,
I am not a safeway. Stop sending your kids over to my farking apartment everynight to "borrow" a cup of this or a can of that, or a lightbulb, batteries, tape, or whatever else you...
Dear Neighbor
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Dear farking Jackass,
You suck...REALLY suck and I hate you. I have never hated anyone in my life, but I think I hate you.
Watch your back.
Lovingly,
Kayte
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Second Floor Lurch,
WTF are you wearing getting ready for bed? Steel toed combat boots it sounds like. It's just a quirk but every night and morning thump thump thump. I hope that isn't...
Dear Neighbor
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dear all of the assholes in this building,
i'm so happy i'm moving on monday, but until then please shut the fark up
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbor,
The slutty little Boy Scout costume you wore for Halloween was um ... interesting. That being said, Halloween is over. It's time to pack it away. Use a matchbox ... I'm sure it...
Dear Neighbor
Thread created 06-11-2008 by #sevenstinks
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:lmao:
:slap:
:mad:
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbor,
I know it's a little early for Christmas decorating, but it's nice and I wanna play outside and the cold really make me hurt so I am doing this week.
At least I don't have any...
Dear Neighbor
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Fixed that for ya. :lmao:
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbor,
Since you have the horn beep when you use the key fob to lock the doors to your car, is it really necessary to push that damn button 5 times in a row??? Did you really NOT hear it...
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbor,
BUY a SHIRT! We are sick of seeing your flabby gut hanging out all over! And also, can you put a muffler on your "new" truck? We don't need you to announce that you leave for...
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbor,
BTW, can you stop peeing on the side of your house! Your bathroom is right inside your door! Don't be such a lazy slob!
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbor,
Thanks for watching our house, like a guard dog, when we are away. Thanks for mowing the lawn when we got back in town late due to Mom's illness. Also, thanks putting up the new mail...
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbor,
Come over some time when you're sober! You seem like a really nice girl and I'd like to talk to you when you aren't drunk. :lol: (p.s. Sorry our dog scared all the moles away into...
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbor,
Please stop bringing home the farking daycare when you get off work. You don't have kids, but apparently you want to annoy the whole building as if you did! Some of us work long...
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Neighbor:
I am so glad that you are an animal lover just like us. However, is it really necessary to have 50 cats .... outdoor cats. My cars are covered in kitty prints. There have been four...
Dear Neighbor
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Dear Cubicle Neighbor:
If you don't stop screaming "God Damn It', "Shit", and other expletives, making loud grunts in frustration, or your latest adventure in rapping "Rappers-Delight" for 8...
Dear Neighbor
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Oh, the benefit of having several vehicles, a barn and a three car garage.
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