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Dear Neighbor

3,085 859 June 11, 2008 at 11:11 AM in Question
Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.

Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
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LC2
09-10-2017 at 05:34 PM.
09-10-2017 at 05:34 PM.
Quote from KadealHunter :
Nop, i fed the fish.
**Turns on interrogation lights**

Admit it! You ate the fish! You ate them didn't you!?
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KadealHunter
09-10-2017 at 09:03 PM.
09-10-2017 at 09:03 PM.
Quote from LC2 :
**Turns on interrogation lights**

Admit it! You ate the fish! You ate them didn't you!?
no i did not. Frown except for this single fish. He was rude and dint want to eat with the others. I basically thinned out their numbers to help them survive. Does that count?
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09-10-2017 at 10:04 PM.
09-10-2017 at 10:04 PM.
Quote from KadealHunter :
no i did not. Frown except for this single fish. He was rude and dint want to eat with the others. I basically thinned out their numbers to help them survive. Does that count?
Cat killer!!
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KadealHunter
09-10-2017 at 11:16 PM.
09-10-2017 at 11:16 PM.
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Cat killer!!
I just ate one fish. The Jury is with me
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10-06-2022 at 05:37 PM.
10-06-2022 at 05:37 PM.
Dear Neighbor,

Not sure why you stood in the laundry room waiting for me to say hello back to you.

You not only failed to get your laundry out timely, but you overloaded the machine, and failed to check your pockets so a used tissue was obliterated inside.

I appreciate that you returned promptly to fetch your s*** from the dryer, but again, I was there first and couldn't wait. No need to leave in an angry huff. It's not like I haven't seen women's panties before.
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shopperuvdealz
10-31-2022 at 04:43 AM.
10-31-2022 at 04:43 AM.
Dear Neighbor, thanks for waiting till all your 4 ft. weeds went to seed then finally mowing your yard on a windy day.
Whatever would I do if I didn't have all your weeds to pull out of my lawn,
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SnakePlisken
10-31-2022 at 07:33 AM.
10-31-2022 at 07:33 AM.
Quote from shopperuvdealz :
Dear Neighbor, thanks for waiting till all your 4 ft. weeds went to seed then finally mowing your yard on a windy day.
Whatever would I do if I didn't have all your weeds to pull out of my lawn,
Pull? Is your lawnmower busted?? Obviously your neighbor has one, borrow his.
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10-31-2022 at 07:50 AM.
10-31-2022 at 07:50 AM.
Quote from SnakePlisken :
Pull? Is your lawnmower busted?? Obviously your neighbor has one, borrow his.
Are you my neighbor or something ?Why the snarky comment? I've never personally attacked you? Confused
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SnakePlisken
10-31-2022 at 08:54 AM.
10-31-2022 at 08:54 AM.
br00ce!
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yensshopper
10-31-2022 at 10:15 AM.
10-31-2022 at 10:15 AM.
Dear Neighbor, Why, oh why, did you put that crazy beagle out at 5:39 am this morning, especially when you know the thing will howl (at everything or even nothing)? Please keep it indoors until a decent hour (7am at the earliest) or put a damned muzzle on the dog! Yes, I know it's probably driving you insane as it doesn't stop even when indoors; but, I don't really care. It's your problem. Why insist on making it a problem of several of the neighbors too? Ugh!
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SnakePlisken
10-31-2022 at 12:09 PM.
10-31-2022 at 12:09 PM.
Quote from yensshopper :
Dear Neighbor, Why, oh why, did you put that crazy beagle out at 5:39 am this morning, especially when you know the thing will howl (at everything or even nothing)? Please keep it indoors until a decent hour (7am at the earliest) or put a damned muzzle on the dog! Yes, I know it's probably driving you insane as it doesn't stop even when indoors; but, I don't really care. It's your problem. Why insist on making it a problem of several of the neighbors too? Ugh!
beagles > all the rest
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11-01-2022 at 03:45 PM.
11-01-2022 at 03:45 PM.
Quote from SnakePlisken :
beagles > all the rest
beagles > all the rest > Ray
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11-01-2022 at 05:32 PM.
11-01-2022 at 05:32 PM.
Quote from yensshopper :
Dear Neighbor, Why, oh why, did you put that crazy beagle out at 5:39 am this morning, especially when you know the thing will howl (at everything or even nothing)? Please keep it indoors until a decent hour (7am at the earliest) or put a damned muzzle on the dog! Yes, I know it's probably driving you insane as it doesn't stop even when indoors; but, I don't really care. It's your problem. Why insist on making it a problem of several of the neighbors too? Ugh!
I hate to hear this. Dogs are trainable if their owners were willing to take the time to do it.
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yensshopper
11-02-2022 at 06:09 AM.
11-02-2022 at 06:09 AM.
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I hate to hear this. Dogs are trainable if their owners were willing to take the time to do it.
Exactly. And they actually seemed to want to do something at first; even posted their apologies for the dog's behavior in the local FB group stating how they were going to 'work on' the problem. I think the truth was they thought the dog would just stop the behavior on it's own but instead it's only gotten worse. I can't even figure out how the dog is actually able to bark as much as it does; barks indoors, outdoors, everywhere. Once saw the dog being taken someplace in the car and it was barking there too.
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redjen910
11-03-2022 at 11:12 AM.
11-03-2022 at 11:12 AM.
Dear Neighbor,

Thanks for running your leaf blower for almost an hour on a nice day when I had a few windows open. I was elated to see that you chose to blow the leaves toward the tree trunk in the center of your yard and then not gather or collect them in any way. It was super cool when the very next day was windy and you couldn't even tell what you had done. It was strictly so I could listen to your leaf blower for an hour it seems and I really appreciate it.

Also I'd like to say that following it up by using a broom to sweep leaves into the street a few days later, even though the city repeatedly asks us not to do that for multiple environmental reasons, was just the icing on the cake.

I didn't get nearly as much exercise as you did but our yards look exactly the same.
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