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Dear Neighbor

3,085 859 June 11, 2008 at 11:11 AM in Question
Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.

Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.

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SnakePlisken
07-14-2016 at 04:53 AM.
07-14-2016 at 04:53 AM.
Quote from Ms.arteest :
Dear neighbor, thanks for renting your POS to ANOTHER group of meth cookers. The first one is still in jail
quite an upturn @ the old trailer park, congrats!
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Ms.arteest
07-16-2016 at 10:52 PM.
07-16-2016 at 10:52 PM.
Quote from Sun_shine :
quite an upturn @ the old trailer park, congrats!
🎵 Movin' on up, to the east side...🎵
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CheapestGamer
07-17-2016 at 04:57 PM.
07-17-2016 at 04:57 PM.
Dear neighbor(who already complained when you first moved in that I should take my dog down the back of our fenced in yard to go to the bathroom),

Thank you so kindly for planting this monstrous bush of whatever variety it is in the exact corner you wanted me to keep my dog out of when you first moved here. Remind me to build a composting bin in the exact same area so neither of us can use that corner because of either: 1) Me having to duck the branches of your shitty plant and 2) you having to put a clothespin on your nose to use your deck because of my compost bin. Enjoy fark face tw@t scumbag.
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Zoe Moon
01-16-2017 at 04:35 PM.
01-16-2017 at 04:35 PM.
Dear Neighbor,

The Sheriffs Deputies and your neighbors are not baby sitters. Stop leaving your teenage kids home alone while you go out of town for the weekend. They're going to get in real trouble (the kind you can't buy them out of) with the law if one of these times they give alcohol to a minor, that minor then crashes his car and kills someone!
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Zoe Moon
05-10-2017 at 09:29 AM.
05-10-2017 at 09:29 AM.
Dear Neighbor,

You've created a Sociopath, well done! Thumbup
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marg_fan
05-10-2017 at 03:13 PM.
05-10-2017 at 03:13 PM.
Quote from Zoe Moon :
Dear Neighbor,

You've created a Sociopath, well done! Thumbup
Sociopath Zoe. Hide
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Zoe Moon
05-10-2017 at 04:55 PM.
05-10-2017 at 04:55 PM.
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Sociopath Zoe. Hide
Yeah, good move, pissing off a Sociopath, Walter. Evillaugh
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CheapestGamer
05-10-2017 at 05:44 PM.
05-10-2017 at 05:44 PM.
Quote from CheapestGamer :
Dear neighbor(who already complained when you first moved in that I should take my dog down the back of our fenced in yard to go to the bathroom),

Thank you so kindly for planting this monstrous bush of whatever variety it is in the exact corner you wanted me to keep my dog out of when you first moved here. Remind me to build a composting bin in the exact same area so neither of us can use that corner because of either: 1) Me having to duck the branches of your shitty plant and 2) you having to put a clothespin on your nose to use your deck because of my compost bin. Enjoy fark face tw@t scumbag.
Now that spring is in the air(though you wouldn't know it with 30's-40's at night and only going up to 50's in the daytime lately) I have to say again, enjoy the incoming compost bin dear neighbor.
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ManUpOrShutUp
05-10-2017 at 05:59 PM.
05-10-2017 at 05:59 PM.
Dear Neighbor,

Next time you crop dust me while I'm washing my truck, I will surreptitiously enter your unlocked truck in the wee hours of the morning and take a huge s**t on the driver's seat.


Dear Other Neighbor,

No one can sell their home because your convicted sex offender son lives in the neighborhood. Tell junior to get the f**k out of the basement and go live in lead-painted, asbestos-laden apartment above a rat-infested Chinese restaurant like he deserves.
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Zoe Moon
05-10-2017 at 06:00 PM.
05-10-2017 at 06:00 PM.
Quote from Zoe Moon :
Quote from marg_fan :
Sociopath Zoe. Hide
Yeah, good move, pissing off a Sociopath, Walter. Evillaugh
A sociopath who knows which city you live in and your car's license plate number. Ninja












Stick Out Tongue

The neighbor's kid is really living up to my expectations, first time I met the kid years ago that was my thought and something happened recently that made it clear that the kid did go down that path. Can't say more.
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marg_fan
05-10-2017 at 06:05 PM.
05-10-2017 at 06:05 PM.
Quote from Zoe Moon :
A sociopath who knows which city you live in and your car's license plate number. Ninja
Not that I needed any sleep tonight. Cold

Stick Out Tongue
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Bright_Eyes
05-11-2017 at 07:34 AM.
05-11-2017 at 07:34 AM.
Dear neighbors. Please stop spraying your lawns with toxic fertilizers pesticides and weed killers. You can see where the chemicals have run off into my yard and you have to know it is going into the lake. I prefer my family's health and my health over a lawn that looks like yours. To repeatedly use round up over and over then wonder where the throat cancer came from? I hate having to leave the house when every one sprays but the smell makes me sick. : (
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DC
05-11-2017 at 07:40 AM.
05-11-2017 at 07:40 AM.
Dear Neighbors across the street from me that border the walking/bike trail.
For those of you that have dogs, please bring them in the evening when everyone is out walking the path so they don't bark at anyone within 100 yards of them. Yeah I get that they are trying to protect their yard, but really it's already fenced and it's just F'ing annoying to hear them bark and then get the dog next door to bark and so on.

It would be different if someone was trying to get into your yard and yeah your dog barking at what would be considered an Intruder would be fine by me.
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genghiskhan
05-11-2017 at 11:10 AM.
05-11-2017 at 11:10 AM.
Dear Neighbor convey to your 19 year old daughter that flirting with a 38 year old married man can be dangerous to his health.
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Iaaaiws
05-11-2017 at 11:46 AM.
05-11-2017 at 11:46 AM.
Dear Neighbor,
No complaints lately. Keep up the good work.
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