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Dear Neighbor
June 11, 2008 at
11:11 AM
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Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
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Thank you so kindly for planting this monstrous bush of whatever variety it is in the exact corner you wanted me to keep my dog out of when you first moved here. Remind me to build a composting bin in the exact same area so neither of us can use that corner because of either: 1) Me having to duck the branches of your shitty plant and 2) you having to put a clothespin on your nose to use your deck because of my compost bin. Enjoy fark face tw@t scumbag.
The Sheriffs Deputies and your neighbors are not baby sitters. Stop leaving your teenage kids home alone while you go out of town for the weekend. They're going to get in real trouble (the kind you can't buy them out of) with the law if one of these times they give alcohol to a minor, that minor then crashes his car and kills someone!
You've created a Sociopath, well done!
You've created a Sociopath, well done!
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Thank you so kindly for planting this monstrous bush of whatever variety it is in the exact corner you wanted me to keep my dog out of when you first moved here. Remind me to build a composting bin in the exact same area so neither of us can use that corner because of either: 1) Me having to duck the branches of your shitty plant and 2) you having to put a clothespin on your nose to use your deck because of my compost bin. Enjoy fark face tw@t scumbag.
Next time you crop dust me while I'm washing my truck, I will surreptitiously enter your unlocked truck in the wee hours of the morning and take a huge s**t on the driver's seat.
Dear Other Neighbor,
No one can sell their home because your convicted sex offender son lives in the neighborhood. Tell junior to get the f**k out of the basement and go live in lead-painted, asbestos-laden apartment above a rat-infested Chinese restaurant like he deserves.
The neighbor's kid is really living up to my expectations, first time I met the kid years ago that was my thought and something happened recently that made it clear that the kid did go down that path. Can't say more.
For those of you that have dogs, please bring them in the evening when everyone is out walking the path so they don't bark at anyone within 100 yards of them. Yeah I get that they are trying to protect their yard, but really it's already fenced and it's just F'ing annoying to hear them bark and then get the dog next door to bark and so on.
It would be different if someone was trying to get into your yard and yeah your dog barking at what would be considered an Intruder would be fine by me.
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No complaints lately. Keep up the good work.