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Fossil Daddy Longlegs Sports a 99-Million-Year Erection

31,118 3,595 February 3, 2016 at 08:48 AM National Geographic
On a tree in what's now Burma some 99 million years ago, a cousin of today's daddy longlegs had the best and worst day of his life.

After a months-long puberty, the male harvestman Halitherses grimaldii had finally blossomed into full manhood, sporting a penis that grew to nearly half of his body length when erect.

We know about this H. grimaldii's particular package because, as announced last Thursday in The Science of Nature, he died fully aroused, his tree-side tryst interrupted by oozing resin that entombed his body in what's now a lump of amber.

linly [nationalgeographic.com]


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emelvee
02-03-2016 at 09:36 AM.
02-03-2016 at 09:36 AM.
I see that they called him daddy longlegs, not daddy longpenis.

/emelveeshortpenis
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02-03-2016 at 09:58 AM.
02-03-2016 at 09:58 AM.
Quote from emelvee :
I see that they called him daddy longlegs, not daddy longpenis.

/emelveeshortpenis
Maybe they consider it his ninth leg? Dontknow
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Frogstar
02-03-2016 at 10:17 AM.
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Now that's what I call "hard time".
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Putz1103
02-03-2016 at 10:28 AM.
02-03-2016 at 10:28 AM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Now that's what I call "hard time".
Between an amber and a hard penis?
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emelvee
02-03-2016 at 10:42 AM.
02-03-2016 at 10:42 AM.
Quote from Putz1103 :
Between an amber and a hard penis?
Amber has a hard penis? Bigeye

Popcorn
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Frogstar
02-03-2016 at 10:52 AM.
02-03-2016 at 10:52 AM.
I knew an Amber. I was never in a position to find out whether she had a penis, hard or otherwise.
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Putz1103
02-03-2016 at 11:00 AM.
02-03-2016 at 11:00 AM.
I knew a Pandora at school once. Never got to see her box, though...
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finzz2dlft
02-03-2016 at 08:47 PM.
02-03-2016 at 08:47 PM.
well, he certainly ended up in a sticky situation
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02-03-2016 at 09:59 PM.
02-03-2016 at 09:59 PM.
Quote from emelvee :
Amber has a hard penis? Bigeye

Popcorn
And hairy toes...that begins to start making sense now.
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02-04-2016 at 07:39 AM.
02-04-2016 at 07:39 AM.
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I knew an Amber. I was never in a position to find out whether she had a penis, hard or otherwise.
takin a wild guess here, but i'd go with it doesn't matter because she's fat & red-headed?
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02-04-2016 at 08:06 AM.
02-04-2016 at 08:06 AM.
I thought I remembered her being a thin blonde.
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cav
02-04-2016 at 08:11 AM.
02-04-2016 at 08:11 AM.
wait -- was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?
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02-04-2016 at 09:03 AM.
02-04-2016 at 09:03 AM.
dll be like where my bitches at?
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