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Both of them right? In for 2!!!!!
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I wrote a book on reverse psychology.
Please don't buy it.
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I was hoping this thread would be a little more interesting...not so plane
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Alaskan other question: What is your highest achievement?
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Wanna duck?
I have an extra one from Tractor Supply
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Side what it is big mama mama raised no dumb is that duck a rap.
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Is 20 pound for the weight like 30 pounds if a guy lifts?
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Have you ever seen any movies about gladiators Timmy?
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Roger Roger. What’s my vector, Victor?
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What is the average wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Do you know how to bake?
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Is that the state bird or sumthin'?
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:coverlaf: :whee: ;)
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1. Takes me about 15 minutes in the sun and I get a sunburn
2. I've made cakes, cookies, and bread from scratch. First attempt ever was a cake for a friend's birthday. I had to buy a mixer,...
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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I noticed the Musk-y smell
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A famous celebrity sent me the whole story... I'll let the star link the article
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Baked Alaska FTW! And baked beans, And baked potatoes. And being half baked! :smoke:
We now I am all a-twitter!
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F.M., I thought so!!
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Yes. In many places in Ireland!
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Is 20 kilotonnes for the weight like 30 kilotonnes if a guy goes nuclear?
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Spell it right! Nuc-u-lar
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Guilty as charged. I oughta respect where I'm living, right? :sadwalk:
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To pickup a hamburger?
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could mix cocktails?
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didja find the crack craic?
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That's the Spirit! Please post more
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Well, just how many cockatoos have you chucked tonight, Woody?
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The chicken wanted in on the road's lucrative drug business
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
(And don't say "to get to the nuclear wessels")
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Only 2 things come from Texas & birds ain't one of them
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Ask Rayzac about swallowing
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I hate Allegiant! I PanAm every review I submit.
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For some reason, I suddenly want to watch Total Recall...
https://academy.allaboutbirds.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/owls-cute-shutterstock_702384085-6x4-1.jpg
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I give that movie 3 out of 2 *stars*
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Is deal alerts busted. I asked for ASS & it pm's a stupid fan!
ASS: Big Ass Fan Haiku L 52% off $450 at Lowes with free delivery or in store pick up. several colors to choose from. today...
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Your expectations are rather lofty, don't you think?
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I'll post soon after I get out of the bathroom stall
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They decided not to knight me because I refused to swear Allegiant to the American government. Not getting knighted gave me the JetBlues so I'm thinking I might Emirates to another country.
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