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The Love Toilet
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Well, if that delusion will help you through your day, so be it. :lol:
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how the hell did this get up to 18 pages?
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Create an excuse to stop off somewhere else and take a dump there. Like get gas and have to "piss really badly" or something like that.
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Just take a dump at the airport then.
Maybe the bar is in his prison cell?
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Not a guy here, but I agree. Speaking from someone who has a bowel diease, when you have to go, you have to go.
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I have more sex than the OP!!! :whee: :whee: :whee:
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Not everyone is wrong. You're wrong. You called me a lying delusional virgin. What have I said that's wrong? I don't accuse people of anything when I don't have evidence. I was actually told to call...
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:roll:
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"That's my purse! I don't know you!!"
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it has nothing to do with me: i (and everyone else) just find amusement in the fact that you're THIS incredulously stupid. are you bluffing? i think you're bluffing. :)
dude, me too! we...
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I don't know... have you seen the other threads he's posted? He sounds like a pretty convincing idiot. :lol:
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can totally see a pic of this kid CRINGING in the pic at the gym as he tries desperately not to wet fart in his xxxxl sweat suit. ;)
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yeah, i've see one other...the one where everyone called him out as a std melting pot. :D
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:disagree:
Let him have a few drinks and drive home! He can text while he does it. :lol:
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Are you really surprised that he wants to mount you?
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I guess not... I am quite attractive.
OP, just out of curiosity... Is this you?
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Uhhhhhh...
Roger.
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ty
:)
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You should probably learn to not have sex with random strangers first...
Though I'm sure it'll sink in when you're pulling up your pants one day, and you look down and go "WTF is that?!" :faint:
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do you honestly believe he is having sex?
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No, Lloyd's not this moronic. Slutsky, don't know him well enough. :dontknow:
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i'll put money on moviemogul's younger brother. :)
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:lol:
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That's much better. I'm glad I'm done with you losers. I got a nice internet lesson today.
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Oohh, that's good. 10 bucks says if there's a horse corpse available, he'll mount it instead of you. Brilliant. :grin:
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Oohhh, what if this is dzap? :bulb:
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this guy is good if he's a multi. the lounge hasn't seen anyone this idiotic ever. :D
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doubtful. i'm sure he :crying2:ed himself to sleep and won't be back. :D
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He probably put the whole thread on ignore. :lol:
QUOTE HIM!! :whee:
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Good. They're doing good. Thanks for asking.
The people I was referring to are kids from high school. I'll make sure to be really specific next time for the less intelligent posters.
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So let me get this right - you met this girl somewhere else, then proceeded to TAKE her to this bar that is so sleazy it doesn't have toilet stalls? :lol:
CLASSY! :thumbup:
I'll bet she...
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ok .. I was reading the thread with a "wow" ... "just wow"
...but then you drop this little nugget ...
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That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, itxtwhlstdrvng
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Yeah, I had sex with her on a whim.. meaning I didn't see it coming. I didn't meet her with the intention of having sex. See the difference? She pursued me. I don't go around trying to have sex with...
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Duh, the obvious solution would be to upper-deck the toilet in the bar. No embarrassment involved and in fact you would probably get a high five from any other guy that happened to walk in and saw. ...
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I'd shit in the bathroom. Guys walking in and out don't want to see that either, they'll turn back and wait. And they'll be as embarrassed and uncomfortable as you are. Just make sure you make it...
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i knew someone would come out with that...was just a matter of time... :lol:
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The bar is in Germany? :confused:
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Wow. You really don't have any prioritizing skills at all do you? Either crap at the bar or if that's impossible ( I have heard of people having shy bladders but never shy....) let her use the...
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both his hands must be busted?
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