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Fark My Life

http://www.fmylife.com/

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Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired.

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Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area.

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Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with "Who the hell are you?"

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Today, I cut myself of a bandaid box, while trying to get a bandaid out for another cut.

Un cul vu n'est pas perdu.

God is an iron.

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Froggy can probably relate:

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Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still availiable. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them.

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Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

that gotta suck!

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Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

hrm, i dunno what to say?

Knowledge means knowing that a tomato is a fruit, WISDOM means not using it in a fruit salad.

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02-12-2009, 05:40 AM

emelvee Pun Horror Member sinceAug 2005 Posts35,014 LocationNorth Carolina Reputation 1,876 Followers 13 + Give Rep	spoof with "fark my wife"? Join SPAST today. Or else. 7/13/13
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Count_Chocula My # is bigger than yours Member sinceDec 2005 Posts30,815 LocationAnywhere but here Reputation 5,568 + Give Rep	Those quotes are too damn long, cliffnotes?
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Quote from Ray Nagin

Those quotes are too damn long, cliffnotes?

This one's short:

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Quote from Ray Nagin

Those quotes are too damn long, cliffnotes?

ray, your life is just a bunch of cliffnotes...

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Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML

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02-12-2009, 05:48 AM

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MLV?

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Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard.

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gavalily L6: Expert Member sinceDec 2008 Posts1,392 Reputation 2,974 Followers 0 + Give Rep	Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
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02-12-2009, 05:50 AM

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i don't have a sister, so i don't know how'd i feel...

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Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

LMAO

wow, you made it to the first page too?

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Today, was the first time I saw a man's sex organs in real life. I was in anatomy dissection class and had to pull the cadaver's testicles out of his scrotum.

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MLV?

Maybe if it said Webkinz

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