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Ikea currently has some daily promos going on for their in-store restaurant. One of the best deals is on Tuesdays - Ikea Family members (free to join) can get any adult hot entree for $3.99. Other deals are posted below. Offer good until 8/31/2024. The cashier indicated that each person doesn't need to be an Ikea Family member - as long as one party shows their membership, you can all order with the promo pricing. As for the meatball entree, I believe it's for the 8 piece (not valid for the largest portion size).
Daily specials:
Monday: Go meatless with 8-piece veggie & plant ball plates for $3
Tuesday: Get any hot entrée for $3.99
Wednesday: Get 2 free kid's entrées when you buy 1 adult entrée
Thursday: Get $1 off Swedish meatballs
Friday: All customers get 50% off all hot entrées
Terms:
*Offers in-restaurant only through August 31, 2024. Valid in the U.S. at participating IKEA Swedish Restaurants only while supplies last. Not valid in locations without Swedish Restaurants. Offers are as follows: 1) Mondays, 8 piece plant ball and veggie ball plates are $3.00 plus tax for IKEA Family; 2) Tuesdays, all hot adult entrees are $3.99 plus tax for IKEA Family; 3) Wednesdays, two kids' entrees free when you purchase an adult entrée (maximum of 2 kids meals per adult meal purchased) for IKEA Family; 4) Thursdays, all Swedish meatball plates are $1 off for IKEA Family; and 5) Fridays, all meatball entrees (veggie ball, plant ball, and Swedish meatball) and hot adult entrées are 50% off for all customers. Not valid online. Discount applied pre-tax at register. Other restrictions may apply. See store for details.
https://www.ikea.com/us/en/cat/ik...ant-fb001/
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For reference:
Object Class: Euclid
Description: SCP-3008 is a large retail unit previously owned by and branded as IKEA, a popular furniture retail chain. A person entering SCP-3008 through the main entrance and then passing out of sight of the doors will find themselves translocated to SCP-3008-1. This displacement will typically go unnoticed as no change will occur from the perspective of the victim; they will generally not become aware until they try to return to the entrance.
SCP-3008-1 is a space resembling the inside of an IKEA furniture store, extending far beyond the limits of what could physically be contained within the dimensions of the retail unit. Current measurements indicate an area of at least 10km2 with no visible external terminators detected in any direction. Inconclusive results from the use of laser rangefinders has led to the speculation that the space may be infinite.
SCP-3008-1 is inhabited by an unknown number of civilians trapped within prior to containment. Gathered data suggests they have formed a rudimentary civilisation within SCP-3008-1, including the construction of settlements and fortifications for the purpose of defending against SCP-3008-2.
SCP-3008-2 are humanoid entities that exist within SCP-3008-1. While superficially resembling humans they possess exaggerated and inconsistent bodily proportions, often described as being too short or too tall. They possess no facial features and in all observed cases wear a yellow shirt and blue trousers consistent with the IKEA employee uniform.
SCP-3008-1 has a rudimentary day-night cycle, determined by the overhead lighting within the space activating and deactivating at times consistent with the opening and closing times of the original retail store. During the "night" instances of SCP-3008-2 will become violent towards all other lifeforms within SCP-3008-1. During these bouts of violence they have been heard to vocalise phrases in English that are typically variations of "The store is now closed, please exit the building". Once "day" begins SCP-3008-2 instances immediately become passive and begin moving throughout SCP-3008-1 seemingly at random. They are unresponsive to questioning or other verbal cues in this state, though will react violently if attacked.
SCP-3008-1 is known to have one or more exits located within, though these exits do not appear to have a fixed position, making it difficult to leave SCP-3008-1 once inside. Using any other door besides the main entrance to enter the structure or breaking through the walls of the retail unit leads into the non-anomalous interior of the original store.
Since containment began 14 individuals have managed to exit SCP-3008. Following extensive debriefing all individuals have been administered amnestics and released.
Incident 3008-1: At 00:37 on ██/██/200█ a human male exited SCP-3008, followed 10 seconds later by an instance of SCP-3008-2. SCP-3008-2 caught and killed the man before itself being terminated by armed response personnel. This incident represents the only time an instance of SCP-3008-2 has been seen exiting SCP-3008. A full autopsy on the corpse was performed; see 3008-2 Autopsy Log for more details.
The man was carrying an IKEA-branded journal seeming to document his time in SCP-3008-1, transcribed below verbatim.
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For reference:
Source: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008
I personally do not enjoy going into that store, but let the people who do enjoy it.
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My guess is it's the slowest day for business
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