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The Mistress of All Evil!
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RETIRED: Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread: DAMN ZEBRAS!!!
October 15, 2010 at
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The title says it all!
The title says it all!
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You need to hurt dzap too. He rarely posts in here now.
This one always makes me
You need to hurt dzap too. He rarely posts in here now.
This one always makes me
He can be fun sometimes.
Who else use to be a regular?
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Who else use to be a regular?
You were always my favorite anyways
One day my housework-challenged husband decided
to wash his sweatshirt..
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to me, 'what setting do i use on the
washing machine?'
'it depends,' i replied.
'what does it say on your shirt?'
he yelled back, ' ohio state !'
and they say
blondes are dumb...
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a couple is lying
in bed. The man says,
'i am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world.'
the woman replies,
'i'll miss you.'
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'it's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if i mowed the lawn like this?'
'probably that i married you for your money,' she replied.
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q: What do you
call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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dear lord,
i pray for wisdom to understand my man;
love to forgive him;
and patience for his moods.
Because, lord, if i pray for strength,
i'll beat him to death.
Amen
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q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be
men.
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q: What do you
call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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q: What does it
mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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q: Why do men whistle when they
are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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q: How do you
keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the
email folder 'instruction manuals'
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