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Where Is Malaysia Airlines Flight 370? Give Your Best Guess Or Conspiracy Theory Here.

25,137 707 March 13, 2014 at 01:10 PM in Travel & Vacations (3)
This missing flight gets more bizarre every day. What do you think happened to it? Will it ever be found? Did it crash? Was it taken somewhere with all the passengers still on it?
Give your best ideas. Or your worst if you want to.

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03-30-2014 at 06:31 PM.
03-30-2014 at 06:31 PM.
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that travel insurance is looking pretty darned good about now, huh?
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Iaaaiws
03-31-2014 at 08:18 AM.
03-31-2014 at 08:18 AM.
So much for the T-shirts Sadwalk

Now they are saying the final communication from the co-pilot was not "All right, good night", but rather "Good night, Malaysian 370".

No mention of him following that with "Holy Shit! Watch out for that giant gorilla!"
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04-01-2014 at 08:46 PM.
04-01-2014 at 08:46 PM.
So, I was going through some stuff today and found my Malaysian Ringgit. LOOK AT WHAT'S ON THE 10 RINGGIT BILL:



That's right. A 777-200ER from Malaysia Airlines. This is clearly a conspiracy now. Freakin illuminati and shit.
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04-01-2014 at 08:48 PM.
04-01-2014 at 08:48 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
So, I was going through some stuff today and found my Malaysian Ringgit. LOOK AT WHAT'S ON THE 10 RINGGIT BILL:



That's right. A 777-200ER from Malaysia Airlines. This is clearly a conspiracy now. Freakin illuminati and shit.
the boats are searching for the plane... does this mean the remains will be found by a train?
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04-01-2014 at 10:37 PM.
04-01-2014 at 10:37 PM.
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04-01-2014 at 11:44 PM.
04-01-2014 at 11:44 PM.
Shhh. Paint! You're like so gonna get kidnapped or assassinated. Whee
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04-02-2014 at 12:15 AM.
04-02-2014 at 12:15 AM.
With all the news coming out it became confusing. Where's the blackbox? What happened to the radar? It suddenly vanished and the authorities can't detect any radar or pings anymore? Was that even possible? Maybe they went to Oz and meet with Alice.
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04-02-2014 at 12:59 AM.
04-02-2014 at 12:59 AM.
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04-02-2014 at 09:11 AM.
04-02-2014 at 09:11 AM.
Quote from Iaaaiws :
So much for the T-shirts Sadwalk

Now they are saying the final communication from the co-pilot was not "All right, good night", but rather "Good night, Malaysian 370".

No mention of him following that with "Holy Shit! Watch out for that giant gorilla!"
Well it took 3 weeks to determine that the words were "good night Malaysian three seven zero" instead of "all right, good night" so if he did mention something about a gorilla it will probably take a few months of intense analysis to confirm he said the word gorilla...
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04-02-2014 at 09:19 AM.
04-02-2014 at 09:19 AM.
Quote from 32paul52 :
With all the news coming out it became confusing. Where's the blackbox? What happened to the radar? It suddenly vanished and the authorities can't detect any radar or pings anymore? Was that even possible? Maybe they went to Oz and meet with Alice.
the pings from the blackbox only last about 30 days.
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04-02-2014 at 10:12 AM.
04-02-2014 at 10:12 AM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
So, I was going through some stuff today and found my Malaysian Ringgit. LOOK AT WHAT'S ON THE 10 RINGGIT BILL:



That's right. A 777-200ER from Malaysia Airlines. This is clearly a conspiracy now. Freakin illuminati and shit.
In my best Rosie (ugh!) Odonnel voice: "It's like a little clue!"
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04-02-2014 at 10:47 AM.
04-02-2014 at 10:47 AM.
Now gather round, children, and ah'm a-gonna tell ya about the mysterious disappearance of MH370. They wuz just flyin' along, mindin' they's own danged biznatch, when this GIANT farking go-rilla monkey stood up outta the ocean, and reached out with his big furry hand, and SNATCHED the plane right outta the air. He twirled it around and shit, and quickly growing bored, threw it down into the ocean, where he done stomped the shit outta that sucker. OMG
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04-02-2014 at 10:54 AM.
04-02-2014 at 10:54 AM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
Now gather round, children, and ah'm a-gonna tell ya about the mysterious disappearance of MH370. They wuz just flyin' along, mindin' they's own danged biznatch, when this GIANT farking go-rilla monkey stood up outta the ocean, and reached out with his big furry hand, and SNATCHED the plane right outta the air. He twirled it around and shit, and quickly growing bored, threw it down into the ocean, where he done stomped the shit outta that sucker. OMG
It works great if you play this in your head when you read it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23SVHUPrUJ4
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04-02-2014 at 02:27 PM.
04-02-2014 at 02:27 PM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
Now gather round, children, and ah'm a-gonna tell ya about the mysterious disappearance of MH370. They wuz just flyin' along, mindin' they's own danged biznatch, when this GIANT farking go-rilla monkey stood up outta the ocean, and reached out with his big furry hand, and SNATCHED the plane right outta the air. He twirled it around and shit, and quickly growing bored, threw it down into the ocean, where he done stomped the shit outta that sucker. OMG
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04-02-2014 at 03:20 PM.
04-02-2014 at 03:20 PM.
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