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Post #27905850 added 03-01-2010 11:40 AM by Autumn in The Lounge
So this policeman comes upon this guy on his hands and knees under a streetlight, fumbling around on the ground. "What's the matter?" says the policeman. "I'm looking for my keys," says the guy. ...
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Post #27905862 added 03-01-2010 11:40 AM by fixxture in The Lounge
They all mean the same thing as tomfoolery.:hug:
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Post #27905904 added 03-01-2010 11:42 AM by Autumn in The Lounge
Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it, ideally several times with a large caliber weapon. Alternately, use a tranquilizer gun if keeping the rhino alive is important.
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Post #27906010 added 03-01-2010 11:45 AM by vec in The Lounge
Why did the blond open her legs for the tramp? Because she was systematically abused as a child over a period of 5 years by her uncle and her father.
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Post #27906028 added 03-01-2010 11:46 AM by vec in The Lounge
Three blind mice walk into a bar. They are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from their predicament would be exploitative.
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Post #27906038 added 03-01-2010 11:46 AM by Autumn in The Lounge
Q: What did the blonde say when her ugly boss offered her a raise? A: Thanks.
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Post #27906160 added 03-01-2010 11:49 AM by vec in The Lounge
What's the difference between a B cup and a C cup? C cups are for larger breasts.
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Post #27907354 added 03-01-2010 12:28 PM by Autumn in The Lounge
A farmer had a decent racing horse that one day had twins. He called the twins Edward and Tobias. The colts were incredibly healthy and competitive, from a young age they would run together. Whenever...
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Post #27907548 added 03-01-2010 12:35 PM by coldcow29 in The Lounge
Q. What was the Mexican not wearing when crossing the US border? A. An alien suit.
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Post #27907730 added 03-01-2010 12:41 PM by Me in The Lounge
they're like rant generators ------------------------------------------- I feel I must assert my freedom to comment on an important public issue that Ms. Autumn Hairtoes has thrust into the...
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Post #27909444 added 03-01-2010 1:37 PM by vec in The Lounge
:rolleyes: Eh, we had a good run :dontknow:
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Post #27909516 added 03-01-2010 1:39 PM by Me in The Lounge
no thanks. you were just the flavor of the moment. we've moved on and you'll be forgotten shortly. :dontknow: :lol: sooner than I thought :roll:
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Post #27931532 added 03-02-2010 9:11 AM by emelvee in The Lounge
Why did the robber take a bath? He felt cleanliness was important. What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with only one additional color of ink besides black.
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Post #27904652 added 03-01-2010 11:05 AM by Autumn in The Lounge
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being killed.
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Post #27904654 added 03-01-2010 11:05 AM by Tonedeaf in The Lounge
whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a person of religious faith whereas a pizza is a semi high protein food with lots of fat
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Post #27904730 added 03-01-2010 11:07 AM by Autumn in The Lounge
Why did a doctor prescribe a low carb diet to reduce a patient's risk of heart disease? Because he didn't look at the Mayo Clinic's results stating that trans fats or large amounts of saturated...
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Post #27904748 added 03-01-2010 11:07 AM by vec in The Lounge
How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.
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Post #27904768 added 03-01-2010 11:08 AM by Tonedeaf in The Lounge
What did batman say to robin to get him in the batmobile? "Get in the batmobile" Repost LINK
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Post #27904794 added 03-01-2010 11:09 AM by rayzac in The Lounge
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his...
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Post #27904800 added 03-01-2010 11:09 AM by Tonedeaf in The Lounge
How do you get 500 midgets into a Volkswagen? You have to manufacture a Volkswagen large enough to accomidate 500 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 500...
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Post #27904810 added 03-01-2010 11:09 AM by Me in The Lounge
farking n00b :mad:
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Post #27904814 added 03-01-2010 11:09 AM by rayzac in The Lounge
I have that user on ignore.
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Post #27904826 added 03-01-2010 11:10 AM by Zoe Moon in The Lounge
Your mamma is so fat... she needs to go to the doctor to have her thyroid checked.
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Post #27904832 added 03-01-2010 11:10 AM by Autumn in The Lounge
Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? It wasn't on purpose. Through the course of natural friction, his keys wore through the innards of the pockets. Being bald, on top of this, is...
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Post #27904878 added 03-01-2010 11:11 AM by rayzac in The Lounge
Q: Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? A: Because Sally had cerebral palsy. Q: What did the blind, deaf, poor orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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Post #27904906 added 03-01-2010 11:13 AM by rayzac in The Lounge
Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to...
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Post #27904930 added 03-01-2010 11:13 AM by vec in The Lounge
Q: Why was the pirate movie rated PG-13? A: For violence and brief nudity.
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Post #27904972 added 03-01-2010 11:15 AM by Autumn in The Lounge
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
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Post #27904980 added 03-01-2010 11:15 AM by rayzac in The Lounge
Repost https://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=27904832&postcount=24
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Post #27904998 added 03-01-2010 11:15 AM by Me in The Lounge
kettle meet pot! :mad: Q: What do you get when you have unprotected sex with a street hooker? A: HIV
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Post #27905026 added 03-01-2010 11:16 AM by rayzac in The Lounge
Repost https://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=27904878&postcount=30
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Post #27905084 added 03-01-2010 11:17 AM by Tonedeaf in The Lounge
I have that user on ignore. :hide:
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Post #27905092 added 03-01-2010 11:17 AM by Autumn in The Lounge
Q: What do you call a banana peel? A: A banana peel.
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Post #27905128 added 03-01-2010 11:18 AM by vec in The Lounge
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
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Post #27905166 added 03-01-2010 11:19 AM by Autumn in The Lounge
"Would you sleep with me for, oh, a billion dollars?" "You don't have a billion dollars!" "Just hypothetically." "Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess I would." "Would you sleep with me for ten dollars?" ...
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Post #27905238 added 03-01-2010 11:21 AM by rayzac in The Lounge
What did Autumn say when Mr. SD offered her a mod position? Nothing, she woke up before she could respond.
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Post #27905320 added 03-01-2010 11:24 AM by fixxture in The Lounge
I'm pretty sure it's not the same thing, considering, you know, rayzac has you on ignore and thus is unable to see your posts. Also, tomfoolery? Really, OP? Horse play, buff oonery, sky...
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Post #27905350 added 03-01-2010 11:25 AM by Autumn in The Lounge
What did Autumn say when Rayzac was found dead at the bottom of the river? Damn, they found him.
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Post #27906176 added 03-01-2010 11:49 AM by Tonedeaf in The Lounge
Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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Post #27906208 added 03-01-2010 11:50 AM by Tonedeaf in The Lounge
How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.
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