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So this policeman comes upon this guy on his hands and knees under a streetlight, fumbling around on the ground.
"What's the matter?" says the policeman.
"I'm looking for my keys," says the guy. ...
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They all mean the same thing as tomfoolery.:hug:
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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A: Shoot it, ideally several times with a large caliber weapon. Alternately, use a tranquilizer gun if keeping the rhino alive is important.
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Why did the blond open her legs for the tramp?
Because she was systematically abused as a child over a period of 5 years by her uncle and her father.
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Three blind mice walk into a bar. They are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from their predicament would be exploitative.
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Q: What did the blonde say when her ugly boss offered her a raise?
A: Thanks.
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What's the difference between a B cup and a C cup?
C cups are for larger breasts.
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A farmer had a decent racing horse that one day had twins. He called the twins Edward and Tobias. The colts were incredibly healthy and competitive, from a young age they would run together. Whenever...
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Q. What was the Mexican not wearing when crossing the US border?
A. An alien suit.
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they're like rant generators
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I feel I must assert my freedom to comment on an important public issue that Ms. Autumn Hairtoes has thrust into the...
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:rolleyes:
Eh, we had a good run :dontknow:
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no thanks. you were just the flavor of the moment. we've moved on and you'll be forgotten shortly. :dontknow:
:lol: sooner than I thought :roll:
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Why did the robber take a bath?
He felt cleanliness was important.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper with only one additional color of ink besides black.
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being killed.
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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a jew is a person of religious faith whereas a pizza is a semi high protein food with lots of fat
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Why did a doctor prescribe a low carb diet to reduce a patient's risk of heart disease?
Because he didn't look at the Mayo Clinic's results stating that trans fats or large amounts of saturated...
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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.
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What did batman say to robin to get him in the batmobile?
"Get in the batmobile"
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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his...
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How do you get 500 midgets into a Volkswagen?
You have to manufacture a Volkswagen large enough to accomidate 500 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 500...
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farking n00b :mad:
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I have that user on ignore.
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Your mamma is so fat...
she needs to go to the doctor to have her thyroid checked.
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Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
It wasn't on purpose. Through the course of natural friction, his keys wore through the innards of the pockets. Being bald, on top of this, is...
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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride a bike?
A: Because Sally had cerebral palsy.
Q: What did the blind, deaf, poor orphan get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to...
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Q: Why was the pirate movie rated PG-13?
A: For violence and brief nudity.
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Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
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kettle meet pot! :mad:
Q: What do you get when you have unprotected sex with a street hooker?
A: HIV
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I have that user on ignore.
:hide:
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Q: What do you call a banana peel?
A: A banana peel.
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Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
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"Would you sleep with me for, oh, a billion dollars?"
"You don't have a billion dollars!"
"Just hypothetically."
"Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess I would."
"Would you sleep with me for ten dollars?" ...
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What did Autumn say when Mr. SD offered her a mod position?
Nothing, she woke up before she could respond.
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I'm pretty sure it's not the same thing, considering, you know, rayzac has you on ignore and thus is unable to see your posts.
Also, tomfoolery? Really, OP? Horse play, buff oonery, sky...
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What did Autumn say when Rayzac was found dead at the bottom of the river?
Damn, they found him.
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Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house?
You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.
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