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Now calling letter B3
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But there's something else you don't want anyone to know, isn't there!?!?! DNC is your alter ego - isn't that right, DC!!?! And when you went to the house that night to steal the money from the safe...
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You are, but not so DNC. just kidding bro!:look:
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Did you know that when you don't post you are sorely missed? :sadwalk:
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Did you know that it's been 1102 days since you've posted here?
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Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are, all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said
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I've never seen you looking so scary as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine like a hermaphrodite
I've never seen so many men taking a defensive stance
They're hiding behind the plants, given...
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When I hold the door for DW, she says I make a good Doorstop.
She is very sincere about it too. :roll:
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My significant other and I were discussing mistakes we have made in our relationship.
I suggested she should embrace her mistakes.
She then hugged me.
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Are you sure it wasn’t just that chili you had for lunch?
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Thundersnow
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The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk, one week later you were promoted to a sales...
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I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay with the current job.
He asked which companies?
I told him gas, electric, and cable.
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Been googling Henny Youngman, eh?
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I had my credit card stolen the other day but I didn't bother to report it because the thief spends less than my wife.
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"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, sir," the clerk replied.
"That's good," the boss said. "After you left early yesterday to go to your...
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$3,000 to transport a decedent between funeral homes.
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Precisely, m'dear!
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but how can they be naked mole rats if they are....dressed?
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