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My girlfriend (Czech trophy wife) is accusing me of faking my orgasm.

2,571 439 April 25, 2018 at 11:14 AM
So I'm not sure where to begin Frown
My Czech trophy wife I found on the the pirate bay is accusing me of faking my orgasm. Not sure how to proceed.
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cr8ter
04-25-2018 at 02:07 PM.
04-25-2018 at 02:07 PM.
Czech women know semen pretty well. How old are you? Older men typically go for the mail order brides. Have you tried wearing boxers?
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ProfessorChaos
04-25-2018 at 02:16 PM.
04-25-2018 at 02:16 PM.
Quote from iRabbitt :
So I'm not sure where to begin Frown
My Czech trophy wife I found on the the pirate bay is accusing me of faking my orgasm. Not sure how to proceed.

Well, "Dennis", just tell her that you made the porn star and the Playboy Playmate orgasm bigly.
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04-25-2018 at 03:02 PM.
04-25-2018 at 03:02 PM.
No OT is overused in this thread.
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cr8ter
04-25-2018 at 03:13 PM.
04-25-2018 at 03:13 PM.
Quote from xxxHolic :
No OT is overused in this thread.


Totes lit fam!
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04-26-2018 at 05:47 AM.
04-26-2018 at 05:47 AM.
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Totes lit fam!
Le pire du pire
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iRabbitt
04-26-2018 at 06:50 AM.
04-26-2018 at 06:50 AM.
So I was servicing the trophy wife last night, she demanded I finish big. well, I don't perform well under pressure so I faked a leg cramp.
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ashcampbell
04-26-2018 at 08:29 AM.
04-26-2018 at 08:29 AM.
If you always fake it they'll never know. Best to start over.
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uniquename
04-26-2018 at 08:31 AM.
04-26-2018 at 08:31 AM.
Quote from iRabbitt :
So I was servicing the trophy wife last night, she demanded I finish big. well, I don't perform well under pressure so I faked a leg cramp.
Wear a horse mask and have a friend on the ready also wearing a horse mask as a stand in.
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AngryPirate
04-26-2018 at 11:50 AM.
04-26-2018 at 11:50 AM.
Mask + ranch squeeze bottle = problem solved
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FlashX83
04-26-2018 at 01:43 PM.
04-26-2018 at 01:43 PM.
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My Czech trophy wife I found on the the pirate bay
That's what you get for downloading a wife. Nono1




Might wanna scan for viruses now, too.
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04-26-2018 at 02:09 PM.
04-26-2018 at 02:09 PM.
Quote from uniquename :
Wear a horse mask and have a friend on the ready also wearing a horse mask as a stand in.
Wow. I looked up "horse mask, sex" to see if I could find a funny picture to post here. I did not. Don't ever google that crap.
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uniquename
04-26-2018 at 02:10 PM.
04-26-2018 at 02:10 PM.
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Wow. I looked up "horse mask, sex" to see if I could find a funny picture to post here. I did not. Don't ever google that crap.
I take it you didn't know it was a thing? Roll
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04-26-2018 at 02:11 PM.
04-26-2018 at 02:11 PM.
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I take it you didn't know it was a thing? Roll

No. I 100000% had no idea. laugh out loud
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cr8ter
04-26-2018 at 02:13 PM.
04-26-2018 at 02:13 PM.
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Don't ever google that crap.


laugh out loud
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