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Fark My Life

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Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired.
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Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area.
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Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with "Who the hell are you?"
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Today, I cut myself of a bandaid box, while trying to get a bandaid out for another cut.
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02-12-2009 at 05:37 AM.
02-12-2009 at 05:37 AM.
laugh out loud
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02-12-2009 at 05:38 AM.
02-12-2009 at 05:38 AM.
Froggy can probably relate:
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Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still availiable. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them.
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02-12-2009 at 05:39 AM.
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02-12-2009 at 05:40 AM.
02-12-2009 at 05:40 AM.
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Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
that gotta suck!

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Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
hrm, i dunno what to say?
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emelvee
02-12-2009 at 05:40 AM.
02-12-2009 at 05:40 AM.
laugh out loud


Scratchchin spoof with "fark my wife"?
Nono
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02-12-2009 at 05:42 AM.
02-12-2009 at 05:42 AM.
Those quotes are too damn long, cliffnotes?
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02-12-2009 at 05:44 AM.
02-12-2009 at 05:44 AM.
Quote from Ray Nagin :
Those quotes are too damn long, cliffnotes?
This one's short:

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02-12-2009 at 05:45 AM.
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Quote from Ray Nagin :
Those quotes are too damn long, cliffnotes?

ray, your life is just a bunch of cliffnotes...


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Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML
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02-12-2009 at 05:48 AM.
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Scratchchin MLV?
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Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard.
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02-12-2009 at 05:48 AM.
02-12-2009 at 05:48 AM.
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

LMAO LMAO
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02-12-2009 at 05:50 AM.
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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i don't have a sister, so i don't know how'd i feel...
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02-12-2009 at 05:51 AM.
02-12-2009 at 05:51 AM.
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Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

LMAO LMAO
wow, you made it to the first page too?
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02-12-2009 at 05:51 AM.
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Today, was the first time I saw a man's sex organs in real life. I was in anatomy dissection class and had to pull the cadaver's testicles out of his scrotum.
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02-12-2009 at 05:52 AM.
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Scratchchin MLV?
shake head Maybe if it said Webkinz
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