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RETIRED: McWilesman 688 OFFICIAL Thread--GO UNC!!! BEER, Hot Mess, Superpets, Slow Movers FTL and Maury

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I think I need a longer title, hmmmm



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Yawn is what girls do to boys

Bleh is what boys do to girls

Hug2 is humping

Grouphug is group humping or some sort of orgy

Bounce Bounce is boobies

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

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Uh, who's gonna take this one?

I'll give it a shot.
It's a made up term (I think Briang developed the slang but for some it caught on like wildfire) for any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer like a manly man, such as Briang.
Some people even speak the language Gayberrolian.

How'd I do Matt?
hot mess avy's thanks to sonofabeech


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03-20-2009 at 01:39 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:39 PM.
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I don't mean to laugh, but I can imagine the guy putting the condom on a thumb or finger and saying, "OK, I'm ready to go down there". Roll

LMAO
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03-20-2009 at 01:39 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:39 PM.
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I posted just before you reposted, but another thing I thought of is maybe the guy doesn't have much experience and is ashamed of that. Or maybe he has performance anxiety. Or, just a low libido. If he's not gay, then it has to be one of those 3 things.

Or ... maybe he has an STD and doesn't want to pass it on. :whoa:
i think he used to live with a girl
doesnt he know to just do the job himself before we go out then he can be all calm cool and collected and have wonderful staying power?

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take control next time, wiles
tried that a little bit thats when he said save some for next time Crylol
Secret we can do it again next time too sugarlips

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LOL at your (alleged Stick Out Tongue) fabulous boobs.

Since your mother set you up w/ him, maybe he wants to behave extra well?
they are fabulous
how he could keep from grabbing them last time is a freaking mystery
no they will not pop they arent balloons honey

his mom/my mom double mom set up

his mom said he has a hard time meeting girls his age that are single and dont have a bunch of kids and arent gold diggers. My mom was like well wiles is single 0 kids has her own good job and $ lets set them up. So she called and said can i give your # to this guya nd I was like ok whateves, never dreamed he'd freaking call me.
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DNC
03-20-2009 at 01:41 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:41 PM.
Slip him a roofie.
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03-20-2009 at 01:42 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:42 PM.
Quote from Clivefrog :
Roll wiles becoming my sibling?!?!
sister in law
we would be perfect
we could eat avos and make everyone smoothies and they could vote on which they like better then we could go for a swim and play hide and seek behind palm trees

this is when you visit us in Hawaii

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I don't mean to laugh, but I can imagine the guy putting the condom on a thumb or finger and saying, "OK, I'm ready to go down there". Roll



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All right, I'm outta here for now. My gym is calling. :pump:
Strong
I am a gym fail today
have a dinner to go to
there are comedians too
$50 a ticket Annoyed

UGH Virgin wrecked a 3 pack of rubbers. Finally I was like fine Yawn and lets go to freaking sleep already
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damsel.
03-20-2009 at 01:43 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:43 PM.
My puppy is sleeping on my lap and it's so cute.
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03-20-2009 at 01:44 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:44 PM.
Quote from DNC :
Slip him a roofie.
good idea. Where can I get some of that date rape drug?

he can wake up and I'll be like dude you were fabulous lets do it again and I"ll make you breakfast.

or he will report me to the cops

which would totally suck

City manager arrested for date rape and drugging a local businessman Crylol

I'd totally be front page

OMG if this guy ever found me on SD he would die
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03-20-2009 at 01:46 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:46 PM.
Quote from VanDamselx :
My puppy is sleeping on my lap and it's so cute.
oohhhh cuteness



I vowed that I would quit dating a guy once I made up a disparaging nick name for him (which I do to everyone I date cuz apparently I date idiots). I now Christen this guy Slow Mover.
But I will break my vow and see what happens the next time we go out.
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Clivefrog
03-20-2009 at 01:47 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:47 PM.
you have a puppy, damsel??? i dont think i've ever seen it!
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holy crap what if he is rush440 OMG

Dude I totally didnt mean it
this is why I dont' have a blog
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Clivefrog
03-20-2009 at 01:48 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:48 PM.
Roll
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03-20-2009 at 01:49 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:49 PM.
matt gave damsel his chocolate lab
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03-20-2009 at 01:49 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:49 PM.
laugh out loud
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Clivefrog
03-20-2009 at 01:50 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:50 PM.
son of a bitch
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03-20-2009 at 01:51 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:51 PM.
holy crap if so many people discovered me on SD I'd be toast
lets see today i talked about
the mayor
slow mover
40 yr old virgin
frogs brother who i dont even cyber know which means i am totally Insane
and that is just 1 day
oh my secretary
i can just go on and on
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karab
03-20-2009 at 01:51 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:51 PM.
I'm pretty sure date rape drugs don't work on guys.....I don't think they can...um/....perform?!??
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