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Holiday joke for our Lounge Frogs

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What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad

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ScorpionRage
12-05-2021 at 12:53 PM.
12-05-2021 at 12:53 PM.
Q: What's green and loud?
A: Froghorn
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12-05-2021 at 08:38 PM.
12-05-2021 at 08:38 PM.
Quote from ScorpionRage :
Q: What's green and loud?
A: Froghorn

LMAOLMAOLMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdH6vAAqvuQ
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Bright_Eyes
12-05-2021 at 09:22 PM.
12-05-2021 at 09:22 PM.
Quote from finzz2dlft :
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad

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Quote from ScorpionRage :
Q: What's green and loud?
A: Froghorn
Rofl3 Rofl3
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ProfessorChaos
12-05-2021 at 09:25 PM.
12-05-2021 at 09:25 PM.
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What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad

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What a ribbeting story.....Big Grin
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12-05-2021 at 09:28 PM.
12-05-2021 at 09:28 PM.
Q The fly said to the frog, "time flies when you're having fun."
A The frog replied, "Actually, time's fun when you're having flies!"
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ProfessorChaos
12-05-2021 at 09:30 PM.
12-05-2021 at 09:30 PM.
Quote from Bright_Eyes :
Q The fly said to the frog, "time flies when you're having fun."
A The frog replied, "Actually, time's fun when you're having flies!"

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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ScorpionRage
12-05-2021 at 09:37 PM.
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Q: What do you call a woman with a frog on her head
A: Lily
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12-05-2021 at 09:55 PM.
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Q: What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog?
A: Hop in!
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12-06-2021 at 12:49 AM.
12-06-2021 at 12:49 AM.
Quote from ProfessorChaos :
What a ribbeting story.....Big Grin
Quote from Bright_Eyes :
Q The fly said to the frog, "time flies when you're having fun."
A The frog replied, "Actually, time's fun when you're having flies!"
Quote from ScorpionRage :
Q: What do you call a woman with a frog on her head
A: Lily
Quote from Bright_Eyes :
Q: What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog?
A: Hop in!
Well, you all are just Toad-a-ly awesome Whee You have me Green with envy at how funny you are!

Where are the Lounge Frogs? I am starting to Wart-y about them. They better Hop on over here!
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VorlonFrog
12-06-2021 at 05:51 AM.
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Frogstar
12-06-2021 at 08:37 AM.
12-06-2021 at 08:37 AM.
It took a real leap of faith to open this thread. Now I'm gonna go back to my pad.
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DC
12-06-2021 at 10:25 AM.
12-06-2021 at 10:25 AM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
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Quote from Frogstar :
It took a real leap of faith to open this thread. Now I'm gonna go back to my pad.
LMAOLMAOLMAO


*at least no one has asked if some "port" of yours is water tight Roll
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12-06-2021 at 12:58 PM.
12-06-2021 at 12:58 PM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
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It took a real leap of faith to open this thread. Now I'm gonna go back to my pad.
Quote from DC :
LMAOLMAOLMAO


*at least no one has asked if some "port" of yours is water tight Roll

laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
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Jokester713713
12-06-2021 at 02:56 PM.
12-06-2021 at 02:56 PM.
FROG SOUP




Serves 4

Ingredients
• 24 frogs
• 3 tablespoons olive oil
• 1 onion, sliced
• 1 carrot, sliced
• 1 celery stalk, chopped
• 1 garlic clove
• 3 tomatoes, peeled and chopped
• 6 1/4 cups Meat or Chicken Stock
• 1 tablespoon chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley
• salt and pepper
• 4 country-style bread slices, toasted, to serve


Directions
Remove the frogs' legs and set aside.

Heat the oil in a pan, add the onion, carrot, celery and garlic and cook over low heat, stirring occasionally, for 10 minutes until lightly browned.

Add the frogs and mix well, then add the tomatoes and stock and season with salt and pepper.

Bring to a boil, then lower the heat and simmer until the frogs have almost disintegrated.

Transfer to a food processor and process to a puree.

Return the puree to the pan, add the frogs' legs and cook for a further 15 minutes.

Ladle into a soup tureen, sprinkle with the parsley and serve with toast.
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