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Women, when are you horniest?

36,606 1,385 September 14, 2009 at 06:39 AM
Idea from XL's thread.

Women, is a time of the day that you find yourself more easily aroused?
I know for my DW, my chances of scoring are much higher in the morning.


Oh, IBT
Quote from karab :
Anytime
Ladies, when can your hubby/SO expect to score the easiest?
Morning (4)
9%
Mid-day (3)
7%
Evening (2)
5%
Late night (10)
23%
ANY TIME!! (16)
36%
I don't have sex. (9)
20%
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lowpro
09-14-2009 at 06:41 AM.
09-14-2009 at 06:41 AM.
Good Morning TS.
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Princess Crunch
09-14-2009 at 06:42 AM.
09-14-2009 at 06:42 AM.
Real late at night or very early in the morning.
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TigerStar
09-14-2009 at 06:43 AM.
09-14-2009 at 06:43 AM.
Quote from lowpro :
Good Morning TS.
Doh

It is a legit question based on conversations in the XL thread.
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lowpro
09-14-2009 at 06:45 AM.
09-14-2009 at 06:45 AM.
Quote from TigerStar :
Doh

It is a legit question based on conversations in the XL thread.
Like I said, Good Morning. Smilie
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Pompom2
09-14-2009 at 06:46 AM.
09-14-2009 at 06:46 AM.
Since turning 40--pretty much all day

but mornings most
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marg_fan
09-14-2009 at 06:47 AM.
09-14-2009 at 06:47 AM.
Anytime before seeing TS? Dontknow
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Claudia365
09-14-2009 at 06:48 AM.
09-14-2009 at 06:48 AM.
All day....Coverlaugh but that might be just me..Blush2
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TigerStar
09-14-2009 at 06:48 AM.
09-14-2009 at 06:48 AM.
poll added
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Drio
09-14-2009 at 06:51 AM.
09-14-2009 at 06:51 AM.
My wife is so not a morning person. Nono
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XL_Jockey
09-14-2009 at 06:58 AM.
09-14-2009 at 06:58 AM.
I saw the poll and thought "YES!". I need all the help I can get. Hopefully she'll like this new beer I just brewed, I think some alchohol would help the situation as well.
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DAAB
09-14-2009 at 06:59 AM.
09-14-2009 at 06:59 AM.
My girlfriend IS a morning sex person. She seems to want it every morning.
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veritablequandary
09-14-2009 at 07:00 AM.
09-14-2009 at 07:00 AM.
Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
When I'm not my best
Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
Tearing at my breast
Boys want
Someone who's winsome
Someone to pin
Someone to undertake
Boys want
Someone to fall on
Someone to crawl on
Someone half awake

Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
Covers at my knees
Boys want
Rotten conditions
Passive positions
I am a trapeze
Boys want
Someone who's sleepy
Someone who's keeping
Nothing in too deep
Boys want
Somebody first hand
Someone to burst
And then go back to sleep

There is nothing I like better
Than a jostle now and then
With the hands under the sweater
And the back that starts to bend
But before my eyes are open
I don't want to have to hide
From a simpleton still poking
With a thimbleful of pride

Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
Soiling the sheets
Boys want
Sex while I'm yawning
Suddenly spawning
When I'm half asleep
Boys want
Someone unconscious
Somebody not just
Waiting for a thrill
Boys want
Sex with surprises
Sex with sunrises
Someone on the pill

There is nothing like a lover
Who can satisfy your needs
And the joy when you discover
Just how often he succeeds
But before my eyes can focus
I don't need him to surprise
By descending like a locust
On a field of sleeping thighs

Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
When I'm still not fresh
Boys want
Something that strikes them
Someone who likes them
Fondling their flesh
Boys want
Someone to take and
Someone to break and
Comment on their size
Boys want
Someone to prod and
Someone who'll nod
And then just close her eyes
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Joe Davola
09-14-2009 at 07:01 AM.
09-14-2009 at 07:01 AM.
Quote from XL_Jockey :
I saw the poll and thought "YES!". I need all the help I can get. Hopefully she'll like this new beer I just brewed, I think some alchohol would help the situation as well.
You just thought about the alcohol route now? EEK! laugh out loud

Sorry dude, you left the opening.
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SnakePlisken
09-14-2009 at 07:06 AM.
09-14-2009 at 07:06 AM.
You need to score with your own wife?
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