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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO

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08-03-2010 at 09:44 AM.
08-03-2010 at 09:44 AM.
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ForeverDecember
08-03-2010 at 09:49 AM.
08-03-2010 at 09:49 AM.
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Rofl2Rofl2Rofl2 This thread is AWESOME!!! ThumbsupThumbsupThumbsup

You guys made my day..... hug hug hug
Grin Glad you could get some amusement. The day isn't over so maybe I will get in some more funny ones sometime. Everything is pretty normal right now, except for the people that submit their work orders in ALL CAPS.
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ForeverDecember
08-12-2010 at 04:58 AM.
08-12-2010 at 04:58 AM.
From this morning (already):
ALARM IS ALARMING
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marg_fan
08-12-2010 at 05:29 AM.
08-12-2010 at 05:29 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
From this morning (already):
ALARM IS ALARMING
Umm... Isn't that the point of having an alarm?
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08-12-2010 at 05:56 AM.
08-12-2010 at 05:56 AM.
Quote from marg_fan :
Umm... Isn't that the point of having an alarm?
Try telling these people that.
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redjen910
08-12-2010 at 05:58 AM.
08-12-2010 at 05:58 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
From this morning (already):
ALARM IS ALARMING
Write back. Accuse them of being alarmist.
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ForeverDecember
08-12-2010 at 06:02 AM.
08-12-2010 at 06:02 AM.
Quote from redjen910 :
Write back. Accuse them of being alarmist.
Teehee
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marg_fan
08-12-2010 at 06:03 AM.
08-12-2010 at 06:03 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
Try telling these people that.
To "these people": Alarms are supposed to alarm you so you can run for cover.
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RefCache
08-12-2010 at 06:09 AM.
08-12-2010 at 06:09 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
From this morning (already):
ALARM IS ALARMING
Print this off, attach it to the work order, then send it back to them.

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08-12-2010 at 07:16 AM.
08-12-2010 at 07:16 AM.
Quote from RefCache :
Print this off, attach it to the work order, then send it back to them.

Attachment 399774
Yo dawg, I heard you liked alarms, so I put an alarm on your alarm so you can be alert while we alert.
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Zoe Moon
08-12-2010 at 08:16 AM.
08-12-2010 at 08:16 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
From this morning (already):
ALARM IS ALARMING
Does the alarm have an Uzi? Is the alarm threatening people? EEK! I'm alarmed by this alarming alarm!
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PhoenixFP
08-12-2010 at 08:37 AM.
08-12-2010 at 08:37 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
From this morning (already):
ALARM IS ALARMING
Roll I wonder why.
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ForeverDecember
08-12-2010 at 08:53 AM.
08-12-2010 at 08:53 AM.
Here is a good one I just got in:
electrical cord running across the room,

Laugh
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w3kn
08-12-2010 at 08:55 AM.
08-12-2010 at 08:55 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
Here is a good one I just got in:
electrical cord running across the room,

Laugh
Resolution: unplug it and see who complains
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TigerStar
08-12-2010 at 09:06 AM.
08-12-2010 at 09:06 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
Here is a good one I just got in:
electrical cord running across the room,

Laugh
Catch it!!
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