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And Autumn did all that bacon salt give you an electrolyte imbalance or something.
I'll be back tomorrow with more stories.
[QUOTE=1southern1belle;23381851]Taking Ambien and then not going to sleep does make for an interesting night. I once took two in the morning because I had grabbed them instead of vitamins. I didn't remember it before it was too late. I was high!
And Autumn did all that bacon salt give you an electrolyte imbalance or something.
'Role Models' has a funny Ambien sex scene...
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Elaine: What's this? What happened to your fur?
David Puddy: I saw Jerry wearing his. He looked like a bit of a dandy. Check this out. 8 ball. You got a question, you ask the 8 ball.
Elaine: So you're going to wear this all the time?
David Puddy: All signs point to yes.
So does that mean I am good or bad?
Ermm....L3 I think we are all alone...Shhhh.......
Ok...time to close the door so as to not wake everyone...goodnight!
So does that mean I am good or bad?
Ermm....L3 I think we are all alone...Shhhh.......
You are almost certainly a bad person, but I am lenient.
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Sorry to be somewhat reserved and standoffish. I suppose I should share more. What about my life?
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.