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Nigeria seizes donkey penises

6,116 2,322 September 8, 2022 at 05:53 PM
Well, then....LMAO


https://abcnews.go.com/Internatio...g-89519009

"Sacks of the donkey male genitals were seized at the international airport in Lagos, Nigeria's largest city, Sambo Dangaladima, the Nigeria Customs Service area commander, told reporters.

The consignment was "falsely declared … as cow male genitals (but) after due examination, my export officers discovered they were donkey male genitals," said Dangaladima. A total of 16 sacks of the genitals were seized, he said."

Now those are some very observant export officials.

It will be interesting to see if donkey penises make SnakePlisken's ass twitch....
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09-08-2022 at 10:06 PM.
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Do you think he'll get a rise out of it? Robot
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09-09-2022 at 09:15 AM.
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I wonder how many donkey dongs fit in a sack.
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09-09-2022 at 10:53 AM.
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So like, were they all cool with it when they thought it was cow penises and then they were like "Oh hey, hold up. These are donkey penises? Well well. We can't allow that."
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09-09-2022 at 11:34 AM.
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I'm wondering if the donkeys gave consent.
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09-09-2022 at 11:39 AM.
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Quote from Autumn :
So like, were they all cool with it when they thought it was cow penises and then they were like "Oh hey, hold up. These are donkey penises? Well well. We can't allow that."
Yeah, apparently the donkey population is dropping and they use them for work animals (I committed a Lounge sin and read the article Prop)
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09-09-2022 at 02:32 PM.
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Quote from Frogstar :
Yeah, apparently the donkey population is dropping and they use them for work animals (I committed a Lounge sin and read the article Prop)

What the Hell, Frog?!


We don't take kindly to folks actually readin' the articles around here.
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Quote from Autumn :
What the Hell, Frog?!


We don't take kindly to folks actually readin' the articles around here.
I'm a loner, Autumn. A rebel Biker
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09-09-2022 at 03:53 PM.
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Quote from Autumn :
We don't take kindly to folks actually readin' the articles around here.

Wait, you all know how to read?
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09-09-2022 at 06:26 PM.
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Yeah, apparently the donkey population is dropping and they use them for work animals (I committed a Lounge sin and read the article Prop)

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09-09-2022 at 07:56 PM.
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Were they all average seized? laugh out loud
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09-12-2022 at 01:36 PM.
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Quote from Autumn :
So like, were they all cool with it when they thought it was cow penises and then they were like "Oh hey, hold up. These are donkey penises? Well well. We can't allow that."
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09-13-2022 at 06:50 AM.
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You'd think China could just breed their own donkeys. It's not like the larger more exotic animals.
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09-13-2022 at 07:48 AM.
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Quote from shhaggy :
You'd think China could just breed their own donkeys. It's not like the larger more exotic animals.

It turns out tha "Xi Jinping" means "tiny donkey penis" in Chinese, so the Party has banned this. They banned Winnie the Pooh, too.


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