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Getting the new thread ready for some football!

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Last Edited by vviles December 24, 2009 at 09:59 AM
This is the wiki. Abuse it Whip

This is a totally cliquey thread, but we do welcome new posters with Hug2
However, If you are gonna judge us, insult us, or not be kind, don't bother lurking or posting here. We are a happy crew and intend to remain so.
If you dont like sex, have puritanical ways, judge others, cut yourself, hate cleaveage, dont like sports, dont like suggestive banter, than leave now for your own good Thanks


The ladies of this thread are the sexiest in the entire lounge Evillaugh

List of the most prolific postwhores.















Alien Doggie is taking over the world
Wiles, DCinbama, Saint, and Jason Of Texas are looking forward to Pasedana
Thrifteh is a milk carton
LJ eats sleeps and poops
DNC is Cloud9 snowed in
MBrulla is probably wooting if he's not here
Damsel is too busy
Matt is an infrequent guest late at night and is either at Stone or Drinking Stone
Frog is in Havvvvaii
Kara is kind of back
Wulfy is cheering the giants
DD is a pervert
Kitteh is all moved and going to lots of hockey games
DWells is happy finals are over
Lloyd is immaculately groomed
Jengo has cute little girls
Skeezerpleezer has the hottest avatar on SD drool
Zurgy sleeps a lot
SBelle is the new Kara
The Llama sends creepy pm's ... but they aren't the least bit ... um ... creepy.
Demo's arrival means Thrifteh and Wiles are no longer the oldest ones in her thread.
AlphaSaver saves lots of latex by not using, um, nevermind





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Drunktaining
is the art of entertaining or being entertained while drunk. For example a drunk person may post when no one is around, and they have to drunktain themselves. That is sad and frustrating Crying

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

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It's a term or any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer, tequila, or vodka.
Some people even speak Gayberrolian.

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saint.
11-17-2009 at 09:51 AM.
11-17-2009 at 09:51 AM.
wiles getting him some ol' man lovin'

this kind is the jungle juice I remember. They came in bigger cartons though...

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UTR
11-17-2009 at 10:01 AM.
11-17-2009 at 10:01 AM.
im doing it too


Answer True or False
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? True
Q: Been arrested?: False
Q: Do you like someone?: False
Q: Held a snake?: True
Q: Been suspended from school?: True
Q: Sang karaoke?: False
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do: True
Q: Laughed until you started crying? False
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? True
Q: Kissed in the rain? True
Q: Sang in the shower? True
Q: Sat on a roof top? True
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? False
Q: Broken a bone? True
Q: Shaved your head? True
Q: Played a prank on someone? True
Q: Shot a gun? False
Q: Donated Blood? True

LAST PERSON.
1. You hung out with? ggxo
2. You texted? Jon
3. You were in a car with? myself
4. Went to the movies with? Not sure
5. Person you went to shop with? myself
6. You talked to on the phone? My boss
7. Made you laugh? a coworker
8. You hugged? ggxo's daughter

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? Moon
2. Winter or Fall? Fall
3. Left or Right? Right
4. Sunny or rainy? Sunny
5. Where do you live? MA
6. Club or pub? pub
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? Yes
8. Do you want to get married? I don't know
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? It depends on my mood
10. What time is it? 12:54EST
11. Are you afraid of commitment? No
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? To be ok
13. When's the last time you cooked? last night.. tacos.
14. Current mood? Horny-- I'm leaving this, because although I would never admit to that, its a bit easier since I'm not typing it myself.

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? No
2. Sang? Yes
3. Listened to music? Yes
4. Danced crazy? No
5. Cried? Yes
6. Liked someone you can't have? No

25 FIRSTS .....
1.Who was your first prom date? Derek
2. Who was your first roommate? Jennifer
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? Vodka
4. What was your first job? Grocery store
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? 10 years ago.
7. Who was your first grade teacher? Mrs. Melo
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? Florida
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? I never had to.
11. Who was your first best friend? Kelly
12. Who was your first Best Friend in high school? Danielle
13. Where was your first sleepover? I don't recall.
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? Danielle
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsman? No one yet.
16. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning? answered my phone
17. What was the first concert you went to? I don't know
18. What was the last concert you went to? Locobazooka.
20. First celebrity crush? N/A
21. Current celebrity crush? N/A
22. First crush? Chris
23. Current crush? =x
24. First date? Derek
25. First time you tied your shoe laces? idunno

Five names you go by:
1. My real name
2. an abbreviation of my real name
3. Cupcake
4. a nickname with my real name in it with 'sita' added at the end.
5. None.

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. Socks
2. pants
3. bra

Three things you want very badly at the moment:
1. someone to make out with
2. more money
3. to live in boston

Two things you did last night:
1. Worked
2. Accidentally squeezed a clients nipple. (its complicated)

Two things you ate today:
1. Cereal
2. N/A

Two people you last talked to on the phone:
1. My boss
2. my coworker

Three things you are going to do tomorrow:
1. wake up
2. go to work
3. go to sleep

Two longest car rides:
1. MA to Jersey
2. ? Mass to foxwoods?

Favorite beverages:
1. milk
2. water
3. orange juice
4. ?
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Clivefrog
11-17-2009 at 10:08 AM.
11-17-2009 at 10:08 AM.
Quote from UTR :
14. Current mood? Horny-- I'm leaving this, because although I would never admit to that, its a bit easier since I'm not typing it myself.
well well well, what do we have here
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1southern1belle
11-17-2009 at 10:18 AM.
11-17-2009 at 10:18 AM.
Horny is easy. it is doing something about it that takes effort.....I get tired of trying to keep up..Girly
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Jason_of_Texas
11-17-2009 at 10:31 AM.
11-17-2009 at 10:31 AM.
What the heck,Im bored...

Answer True or False
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? What friends list?
Q: Been arrested?: "I plead da FIF"
Q: Do you like someone?: True
Q: Held a snake?: True
Q: Been suspended from school?: True
Q: Sang karaoke?: True
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do: True
Q: Laughed until you started crying? True
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? True
Q: Kissed in the rain? True
Q: Sang in the shower? True
Q: Sat on a roof top? True
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True
Q: Broken a bone? False
Q: Shaved your head? True
Q: Played a prank on someone? True
Q: Shot a gun? True
Q: Donated Blood? True

LAST PERSON.
1. You hung out with? Bree
2. You texted? Jamie
3. You were in a car with? Pups
4. Went to the movies with? Jackie
5. Person you went to shop with? No clue
6. You talked to on the phone? Maggie
7. Made you laugh? Tyrone jenkins
8. You hugged? Bree

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? Sun
2. Winter or Fall? Fall
3. Left or Right? Right
4. Sunny or rainy? Sunny
5. Where do you live? Tx mutha Fer thats where I stay,sorry song
6. Club or pub? Strip club
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? Yea
8. Do you want to get married?Maybe,if I can calm down lol
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? No idea
10. What time is it? 12:18
11. Are you afraid of commitment? Prob so
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? To be a good dad
13. When's the last time you cooked?uh....cereal count?this morn
14. Current mood? Tired

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? Yea
2. Sang? No
3. Listened to music? Yea
4. Danced crazy? No
5. Cried? I plead da fif,it was dust
6. Liked someone you can't have? Megan Fox, sigh, lol

25 FIRSTS .....
1.Who was your first prom date? Courtney,I was a freshman,she was a sr. oh ya
2. Who was your first roommate? J-rod
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? Beer and snapps
4. What was your first job? Checker at HEB
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? was young
7. Who was your first grade teacher? Couldnt tell ya, ms thomson maybe?Dont memeber
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? Arizona
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? Think 5th grade summer,midnight basketball at pool.
11. Who was your first best friend? Arthor
12. Who was your first Best Friend in high school? Had a couple
13. Where was your first sleepover? no idea
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? First place I go is TA bar
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsman? None yet
16. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning? Scratched my lower region and then told someone to GTFO
17. What was the first concert you went to? Boys 2 men
18. What was the last concert you went to? Jay Z
20. First celebrity crush? Kathy Ireland, cut grandmas grass when I was 8 to get the money to buy the SI swimsuit edtion
21. Current celebrity crush? "I wish I could BLANK every girl in the world" lol
22. First crush? Ann Marie,she was in 6th,I was in 3rd. Got her in 4th lol
23. Current crush? again "I wish I could BLANK every girl in the world"
24. First date? No clue
25. First time you tied your shoe laces? when my shoes came untied and I could

Five names you go by:
1. Jason
2. Last name
3. mijo to mom and grandmas
4. J
5. na

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. flip flops
2. watch
3. shorts

Three things you want very badly at the moment:
1. someone to make out with-LOL just had to leave that one bc it made me laugh... Togo home
2. My bats to come in already
3. My car to magically get clean on its own

Two things you did last night:
1. Softball game
2. After game drinking,which led to drunk dialing,which led to saying GTFO

Two things you ate today:
1. Cereal-fruit loops,breakfast of champs!
2. apple

Two people you last talked to on the phone:
1. Monica
2. Mom

Three things you are going to do tomorrow:
1. Wake up hungover
2. Morning beer s$%@
3. hate work

Two longest car rides:
1. Austin-Chicago
2. Austin-Miami

Favorite beverages:
1. Beer
2. Goose
3. Gatorade
4. Water
5. Dr. Pepper
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11-17-2009 at 10:36 AM.
11-17-2009 at 10:36 AM.
Quote from 1southern1belle :
Horny is easy. it is doing something about it that takes effort.....I get tired of trying to keep up..Girly
With your own horniness or somebody else's?
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1southern1belle
11-17-2009 at 10:39 AM.
11-17-2009 at 10:39 AM.
Secret My own.....lol


Oh, and is there a woot-off still going on? It was just last night, right
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vviles
11-17-2009 at 10:41 AM.
11-17-2009 at 10:41 AM.
I think me DD and Jay all of our fave drinks are beer Roll
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Nice talk, sugarmouth...
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11-17-2009 at 10:42 AM.
11-17-2009 at 10:42 AM.
Quote from wiles :
I think me DD and Jay all of our fave drinks are beer Roll
High Five
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11-17-2009 at 10:43 AM.
11-17-2009 at 10:43 AM.
Quote from 1southern1belle :
My own.....lol
I mean, I know you said something about liking challenges Wink
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11-17-2009 at 10:44 AM.
11-17-2009 at 10:44 AM.
if I could give the Gov a hj in a closet, I'd so do it drool
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11-17-2009 at 10:47 AM.
11-17-2009 at 10:47 AM.
That's very civic-minded of you.
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Clivefrog
11-17-2009 at 10:48 AM.
11-17-2009 at 10:48 AM.
wiles lewinski!
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11-17-2009 at 10:54 AM.
11-17-2009 at 10:54 AM.
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wiles lewinski!
Lol, this cracked me up.
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11-17-2009 at 10:55 AM.
11-17-2009 at 10:55 AM.
Roll

how could I get him alone
I be he has security

I'd have to give them hjs to get to him

I'd better bring some hand lotion
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