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Getting the new thread ready for some football!

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Last Edited by vviles December 24, 2009 at 09:59 AM
This is the wiki. Abuse it Whip

This is a totally cliquey thread, but we do welcome new posters with Hug2
However, If you are gonna judge us, insult us, or not be kind, don't bother lurking or posting here. We are a happy crew and intend to remain so.
If you dont like sex, have puritanical ways, judge others, cut yourself, hate cleaveage, dont like sports, dont like suggestive banter, than leave now for your own good Thanks


The ladies of this thread are the sexiest in the entire lounge Evillaugh

List of the most prolific postwhores.















Alien Doggie is taking over the world
Wiles, DCinbama, Saint, and Jason Of Texas are looking forward to Pasedana
Thrifteh is a milk carton
LJ eats sleeps and poops
DNC is Cloud9 snowed in
MBrulla is probably wooting if he's not here
Damsel is too busy
Matt is an infrequent guest late at night and is either at Stone or Drinking Stone
Frog is in Havvvvaii
Kara is kind of back
Wulfy is cheering the giants
DD is a pervert
Kitteh is all moved and going to lots of hockey games
DWells is happy finals are over
Lloyd is immaculately groomed
Jengo has cute little girls
Skeezerpleezer has the hottest avatar on SD drool
Zurgy sleeps a lot
SBelle is the new Kara
The Llama sends creepy pm's ... but they aren't the least bit ... um ... creepy.
Demo's arrival means Thrifteh and Wiles are no longer the oldest ones in her thread.
AlphaSaver saves lots of latex by not using, um, nevermind





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Drunktaining
is the art of entertaining or being entertained while drunk. For example a drunk person may post when no one is around, and they have to drunktain themselves. That is sad and frustrating Crying

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

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It's a term or any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer, tequila, or vodka.
Some people even speak Gayberrolian.

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mbrulla
12-01-2009 at 10:40 AM.
12-01-2009 at 10:40 AM.
Quote from wiles :
yeah my mom already worries about me

why give her the fits?

OMG farking stalker called me last nite
he wanted to know if I wanted to go to a SEC party on Saturday in Jersey with him

now remember this guy left me wasted in a bar in our hometown, like Im gonna trust him to take me to farking New Jersey Insane
I answered because I notice if I give him a return text or a 5 minute convo, he stays semi sane with me. If I dont return his calls or texts, he gets wacky and starts to threaten me. So I humor him and hope he goes away.

So I say geez Im gonna be tired on Saturday. I have the Ducks on Thursday, and my birthday and a party in philly on Friday.

And then, he says the ultimate.

How old are you gonna be, about 41?

Blowup Blowup Blowup Blowup Blowup Blowup

Do I freaking look 41 What the fark? I'm only going to be 37 Bomb

as if
being psycho
leaving me in a bar
being a sexual deviant

wasnt enough, this farker now adds years to my age!

He's never getting near the golden prize again Blowup
Should never have happened in the first place! Ranting
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Clivefrog
12-01-2009 at 10:40 AM.
12-01-2009 at 10:40 AM.
wiles vag is golden? Cool Pics
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saint.
12-01-2009 at 10:41 AM.
12-01-2009 at 10:41 AM.
bewbs
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vviles
12-01-2009 at 10:47 AM.
12-01-2009 at 10:47 AM.
Quote from saint. :
fark that. I would record him trying to blackmail me, then ignore him.
ugh that's too much work
believe me hes psycho
i think if I could kill anyone and not get caught, he'd be #2

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Should never have happened in the first place! Ranting
no it shouldnt have
but sometimes it goes like this
wiles in bar
wiles drinks lots
wiles meets cute boy with lots of nice tattoos and a bald head
wiles has hot drunk sex with said person
wiles stupidly gives him her #
wiles agrees to see him again
wiles realizes he's psycho too late
wiles must stick to one night stands and fake phone numbers

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wiles vag is golden? Cool Pics
didn't you see it already? Gosh clive, how could you forget Annoyed
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desrtrnnr
12-01-2009 at 10:53 AM.
12-01-2009 at 10:53 AM.
are you sure its a good idea to give your old number to your mom wiles? what if one of your previous penis's gets drunk and calls you up in the middle of the night but forgets you changed numbers.. your mom might not appreciate the booty call as much as you would
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Frogstar
12-01-2009 at 10:53 AM.
12-01-2009 at 10:53 AM.
Quote from desrtrnnr :
are you sure its a good idea to give your old number to your mom wiles? what if one of your previous penis's gets drunk and calls you up in the middle of the night but forgets you changed numbers.. your mom might not appreciate the booty call as much as you would
But maybe she would...
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12-01-2009 at 10:55 AM.
12-01-2009 at 10:55 AM.
Quote from desrtrnnr :
are you sure its a good idea to give your old number to your mom wiles? what if one of your previous penis's gets drunk and calls you up in the middle of the night but forgets you changed numbers.. your mom might not appreciate the booty call as much as you would
well I have to do it. I'm not paying an early termination fee, and her number is up and mine isnt. If she wants a free phone she is gonna have to risk it. I will be super pissed at anyone who does call her or sends her anything bad and wouldn't talk to them anymore. I'm farking stuck so this is the best I can do.

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But maybe she would...
Nono
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Clivefrog
12-01-2009 at 10:57 AM.
12-01-2009 at 10:57 AM.
wiles' mom needs lovin too
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desrtrnnr
12-01-2009 at 11:02 AM.
12-01-2009 at 11:02 AM.
how much does sprint charge to change phone numbers, maybe give her a completely new number
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DNC
12-01-2009 at 11:34 AM.
12-01-2009 at 11:34 AM.
Golden prize: much better than Cracker Jack prizes.

And my internet is dieded.
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Frogstar
12-01-2009 at 11:36 AM.
12-01-2009 at 11:36 AM.
Nooooo!
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Clivefrog
12-01-2009 at 11:42 AM.
12-01-2009 at 11:42 AM.
give it E-CPR!
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DNC
12-01-2009 at 11:45 AM.
12-01-2009 at 11:45 AM.
Scratchchin
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jj.12321
12-01-2009 at 11:46 AM.
12-01-2009 at 11:46 AM.
Quote from Lloyd. :
omg wiles. drama girl "broke up" with me. i knew it was coming sooner or later. good thing i didn't get emotionally attached. it was fun while it lasted. i feel bad, but i think i would have felt worse if i didn't prepare myself for this.

i knew it was coming when she stopped calling. she said she was confused and can't "love" two guys at the same time. she can't stand the cheating anymore. Confused i was thinking "WTF. we did it a number of times without him knowing, and now you feel remorse?" Bomb

but i think the real reason she's breaking up is that the guy spends more time with her and stopped being a dick.

this happened over the phone, so i can't tell if she was fake crying. Dontknow
oh well Lloyd, you had the right attitude. Sometimes you know it's not a long term thing and just enjoy it while it lasts :shrug:
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jj.12321
12-01-2009 at 11:48 AM.
12-01-2009 at 11:48 AM.
never mind, got caught up
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