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Last Edited by vviles December 24, 2009 at 09:59 AM
This is the wiki. Abuse it Whip

This is a totally cliquey thread, but we do welcome new posters with Hug2
However, If you are gonna judge us, insult us, or not be kind, don't bother lurking or posting here. We are a happy crew and intend to remain so.
If you dont like sex, have puritanical ways, judge others, cut yourself, hate cleaveage, dont like sports, dont like suggestive banter, than leave now for your own good Thanks


The ladies of this thread are the sexiest in the entire lounge Evillaugh

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Alien Doggie is taking over the world
Wiles, DCinbama, Saint, and Jason Of Texas are looking forward to Pasedana
Thrifteh is a milk carton
LJ eats sleeps and poops
DNC is Cloud9 snowed in
MBrulla is probably wooting if he's not here
Damsel is too busy
Matt is an infrequent guest late at night and is either at Stone or Drinking Stone
Frog is in Havvvvaii
Kara is kind of back
Wulfy is cheering the giants
DD is a pervert
Kitteh is all moved and going to lots of hockey games
DWells is happy finals are over
Lloyd is immaculately groomed
Jengo has cute little girls
Skeezerpleezer has the hottest avatar on SD drool
Zurgy sleeps a lot
SBelle is the new Kara
The Llama sends creepy pm's ... but they aren't the least bit ... um ... creepy.
Demo's arrival means Thrifteh and Wiles are no longer the oldest ones in her thread.
AlphaSaver saves lots of latex by not using, um, nevermind





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is the art of entertaining or being entertained while drunk. For example a drunk person may post when no one is around, and they have to drunktain themselves. That is sad and frustrating Crying

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

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It's a term or any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer, tequila, or vodka.
Some people even speak Gayberrolian.

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mbrulla
12-02-2009 at 07:36 PM.
12-02-2009 at 07:36 PM.
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Hiya... I am watching some Glee!!!


Lloyd, you already farked her!
Did she need lube then? If not then maybe you are going to fifth base? Unsure

All I know is bring some hand sanitizer and she will be all drool over the whole neat and clean factor...Roll
Don't use purell as lube...

Ouch.

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That I am a cunning linguist without equal? Bleh
I beg to differ...

GF fit quite nicely on my face last night. Only problem was that my nose popped in to say hi a few times bc she was getting into it a TAD too much.

It was funny as HELL, though.
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12-02-2009 at 07:41 PM.
12-02-2009 at 07:41 PM.
Frogstar...I like your thinking..

I image a scene, almost like out of Dexter, where the whole room is wrapped in plastic...Now, that would be fun use of lube....sliding around.
Ok, I digress...but...
The neatfreak wouldn't want 5th base spunk getting on things...Roll
So plastic all around Lloyd must sanitize his nixon before and after sex....
The whole clean thing can lead to some freak in itself...
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12-02-2009 at 07:45 PM.
12-02-2009 at 07:45 PM.
Quote from mbrulla :
Don't use purell as lube...
Ouch.
Nooooo....I know.OMG.I meant bring her some instead of flowers or something along those lines..Wink

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I beg to differ...

GF fit quite nicely on my face last night. Only problem was that my nose popped in to say hi a few times bc she was getting into it a TAD too much.

It was funny as HELL, though.
drool...Faint
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12-02-2009 at 07:49 PM.
12-02-2009 at 07:49 PM.
Quote from 1southern1belle :
I image a scene, almost like out of Dexter, where the whole room is wrapped in plastic...Now, that would be fun use of lube....sliding around.
dude that sounds like fun. guess there's a second use for costco sized bottles of astroglide Whee
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12-02-2009 at 07:50 PM.
12-02-2009 at 07:50 PM.
Quote from 1southern1belle :
Nooooo....I know.OMG.I meant bring her some instead of flowers or something along those lines..Wink

drool...Faint
Yeah, it was after argument sex.

Nothing about her and I, it was about how frustrated she is with my ex and the games she's playing...doesn't happen often, but after fight/argument sex is PHENOM.

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dude that sounds like fun. guess there's a second use for costco sized bottles of astroglide Whee
Sorry, you're just plagiarising American Psycho.
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12-02-2009 at 07:54 PM.
12-02-2009 at 07:54 PM.
Quote from mbrulla :
I beg to differ...

GF fit quite nicely on my face last night. Only problem was that my nose popped in to say hi a few times bc she was getting into it a TAD too much.

It was funny as HELL, though.
Amateurs! laugh out loud Nothing quite as nice as that warm glazed doughnut feeling........
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12-02-2009 at 07:57 PM.
12-02-2009 at 07:57 PM.
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Amateurs! laugh out loud Nothing quite as nice as that warm glazed doughnut feeling........
Seriously, I thought there was a spot on my tongue that she was trying to rub off!

First time in a long time my jaw kind of locked and I got tired (obviously I didn't tell her).

She does now know that when she collapses to do so to the side, not backwards.

...it was a close call.
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12-02-2009 at 07:57 PM.
12-02-2009 at 07:57 PM.
Quote from 1southern1belle :
Frogstar...I like your thinking..
Seems to happen a bit Big Grin

But I think you might have jinxed me, my netbook OS install went TU on me Sadwalk
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12-02-2009 at 08:00 PM.
12-02-2009 at 08:00 PM.
Quote from mbrulla :
Yeah, it was after argument sex.

Nothing about her and I, it was about how frustrated she is with my ex and the games she's playing...doesn't happen often, but after fight/argument sex is PHENOM.



Sorry, you're just plagiarising American Psycho.
it was belle's suggestion Dontknow
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12-02-2009 at 08:01 PM.
12-02-2009 at 08:01 PM.
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it was belle's suggestion Dontknow
Aw, quote fail.

Sorry Arj hug

I mean...:manlyhug:
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12-02-2009 at 08:14 PM.
12-02-2009 at 08:14 PM.
What...American Psycho??? I know the movie...I just don't remember any lube and sliding on plastic...Blood on plastic, which is slippery, but not lube..Girly

The scene of plastic could be American Psycho, but I was thinking Dexter....

And Arj...buy a shower curtain...It works good for the whole sliding and gliding thing..
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12-02-2009 at 08:16 PM.
12-02-2009 at 08:16 PM.
My woot monkeys showed up today!
The screaming is simultaneously atrocious and hilarious.
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12-02-2009 at 08:16 PM.
12-02-2009 at 08:16 PM.
Wiles...where are you?

Drunk texting with new phone?
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12-02-2009 at 08:17 PM.
12-02-2009 at 08:17 PM.
American Psycho is another one I haven't gotten around to seeing yet.
I did finally watch V for Vendetta last weekend, and now I'm reading the graphic novel.
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12-02-2009 at 08:17 PM.
12-02-2009 at 08:17 PM.
Quote from 1southern1belle :
What...American Psycho??? I know the movie...I just don't remember any lube and sliding on plastic...Blood on plastic, which is slippery, but not lube..Girly

The scene of plastic could be American Psycho, but I was thinking Dexter....

And Arj...buy a shower curtain...It works good for the whole sliding and gliding thing..
Blood = Natural Lube.
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