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Getting the new thread ready for some football!

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Last Edited by vviles December 24, 2009 at 09:59 AM
This is the wiki. Abuse it Whip

This is a totally cliquey thread, but we do welcome new posters with Hug2
However, If you are gonna judge us, insult us, or not be kind, don't bother lurking or posting here. We are a happy crew and intend to remain so.
If you dont like sex, have puritanical ways, judge others, cut yourself, hate cleaveage, dont like sports, dont like suggestive banter, than leave now for your own good Thanks


The ladies of this thread are the sexiest in the entire lounge Evillaugh

List of the most prolific postwhores.















Alien Doggie is taking over the world
Wiles, DCinbama, Saint, and Jason Of Texas are looking forward to Pasedana
Thrifteh is a milk carton
LJ eats sleeps and poops
DNC is Cloud9 snowed in
MBrulla is probably wooting if he's not here
Damsel is too busy
Matt is an infrequent guest late at night and is either at Stone or Drinking Stone
Frog is in Havvvvaii
Kara is kind of back
Wulfy is cheering the giants
DD is a pervert
Kitteh is all moved and going to lots of hockey games
DWells is happy finals are over
Lloyd is immaculately groomed
Jengo has cute little girls
Skeezerpleezer has the hottest avatar on SD drool
Zurgy sleeps a lot
SBelle is the new Kara
The Llama sends creepy pm's ... but they aren't the least bit ... um ... creepy.
Demo's arrival means Thrifteh and Wiles are no longer the oldest ones in her thread.
AlphaSaver saves lots of latex by not using, um, nevermind





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Drunktaining
is the art of entertaining or being entertained while drunk. For example a drunk person may post when no one is around, and they have to drunktain themselves. That is sad and frustrating Crying

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

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It's a term or any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer, tequila, or vodka.
Some people even speak Gayberrolian.

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vviles
12-03-2009 at 10:22 AM.
12-03-2009 at 10:22 AM.
Quote from saint. :
wiles is gonna rub one out in the bathroom.
drool


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We can hope...and then wait by our phones patiently.

Wiles...go to Best Buy and just try them all out. Don't bother with a Sprint store, they'll pressure you into crap. Go to BB and say you want to try out the pre, Moment and Hero simultaneously and then go to town. You'll find what you like best.

Either that, or try each one for 30 days.

Back to the farky fark talk.
I think I will get the hero and see how that treats me. After playing with them all and bothering the kids at best buy.
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I am excluded from wiles list. I'm not a penis fan.
Penis drool

Cue kara Roll
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luckykitti
12-03-2009 at 10:24 AM.
12-03-2009 at 10:24 AM.
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touch diamond
touch pro
touch pro 2


so would I

no idea really

I used to try to count then I'd just get annoyed and be like UGH I cant believe I farked all those losers back in college, so now I dont think about it. Lets just say Lots and Lots. I was married/with the same guy for nearly 10 years, so that kept my numbers down lots. It would be farking INSANE if I didnt. I'm not like Wilt chamberlain. Less than 200.

what is samsung moment with android markup?

I have developed a fight with AT and T so I may just keep sprint and cough up the $ for a new phone

if I am going to be treated poorly may as well be treated poorly by sprint
sprint is ok yo I have had very good luck with the people there honestly

and laugh out loud less than 200!! OMG i am under 50 i think still? Dontknow
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are you serious?

hotdog down a hallway?
why would you admit to this

ewewew
i dont think she admitted to being a hallway. she admitted to loving sex :hump:
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It's all subjective. I personally think the Hero/Moment are the best sprint has to offer. The Instinct HD and Touch Pro 2 are the two best non-android phones.

Keep in mind the Touch Pro uses Windows Mobile, which is...daunting if you don't like Klingon.



Umm...a loose woman. "Can you feel me now?"
get the hero. well i haven't seen the moment but the hero is amazing
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Wiles: get the Hero and trust us.
Iagree
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I want Apps :droo l:



yeah but again you and Kara have lots of married sex and you are porn and toy fiends, so it counts ; ) and you dont judge me and Kitteh for having fun Groupwave

in fact, you encourage it Roll

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i don't know man I think I am taking a break. I got suckered in yesterday Doh yes i know. I KNOW I KNOW Doh

Crying2 maybe i am addicted to sex
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Clivefrog
12-03-2009 at 10:24 AM.
12-03-2009 at 10:24 AM.
i guess i'm lucky to have an old phone with a small screen so if someone shows me a penis picture, i can barely tell what it is
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luckykitti
12-03-2009 at 10:26 AM.
12-03-2009 at 10:26 AM.
how do people go weeks without sex? can we all do a group effort and come up with like 50 things to do or reasons not to have sex for like a month?
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12-03-2009 at 10:26 AM.
12-03-2009 at 10:26 AM.
So tonight

UGH the drama
auntie wants me to come to her housse to watch the game
we both love football and she cheers oregon with me

she says she is not drinking Bomb
I am hanging with her tomorrow

my friends are going to the bar
I have a DD lined up and etc
I will not see them tomorrw
DUH of course I want to hit the bar then

what to tell Auntie? Crying2
I dont want to hurt her feelings, but come on I want to have fun
and like I said, i will see her tomorrow
UGH
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luckykitti
12-03-2009 at 10:28 AM.
12-03-2009 at 10:28 AM.
tell her you already made plans

is that too obvious

i have to go Smoke i am feeling stressed. I need to make a list of 50 reasons why I shouldn't have sex for one month.
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Clivefrog
12-03-2009 at 10:30 AM.
12-03-2009 at 10:30 AM.
Quote from luckykitti :
how do people go weeks without sex? can we all do a group effort and come up with like 50 things to do or reasons not to have sex for like a month?
simple. it takes two to want to have sex. i can go walk down the hallway, think "wow, i'd really like to have a strawberry parfait" and go get one at the store downstairs. i can't just go walk down the hallway, think "wow i'd really like to have sex" and get some at the store downstairs Frown or from my girlfriend Frown

it's been more than a month for me, i think... i've lost count
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12-03-2009 at 10:31 AM.
12-03-2009 at 10:31 AM.
Quote from luckykitti :
how do people go weeks without sex? can we all do a group effort and come up with like 50 things to do or reasons not to have sex for like a month?
drink?
but that leads to sex?

I dont know

I go through phases. I hook up a lot, or a little. You are just in a horny phase.
take a week or 2 off and the vibes start to satisfy that need to rub one off

Quote from luckykitti :
tell her you already made plans

is that too obvious

i have to go Smoke i am feeling stressed. I need to make a list of 50 reasons why I shouldn't have sex for one month.
um she thinks I have plans with her
first it was going to be fun and we would party
then it was like OH no I cant drink Wiles I have to drive to philly tomorrow
um yeah me drinking alone there, farking fun times Insane

Quote from Clivefrog :
simple. it takes two to want to have sex. i can go walk down the hallway, think "wow, i'd really like to have a strawberry parfait" and go get one at the store downstairs. i can't just go walk down the hallway, think "wow i'd really like to have sex" and get some at the store downstairs Frown or from my girlfriend Frown

it's been more than a month for me, i think... i've lost count
geez vvrog
spike your gfs drink with ghb
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mbrulla
12-03-2009 at 10:37 AM.
12-03-2009 at 10:37 AM.
Quote from wiles :
geez vvrog
spike your gfs drink with ghb
I went 6+ months without when I was with the ex a few times. I was just unattracted to her, but not ok with infidelity, so I just dealt with it. Actually lost my libido for a while.
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12-03-2009 at 10:42 AM.
12-03-2009 at 10:42 AM.
Geez, when we were medically grounded for two weeks it was like FOREVER.
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luckykitti
12-03-2009 at 10:47 AM.
12-03-2009 at 10:47 AM.
hmmmmmmm i need to make a thread in the lounge with all the "proper" people Roll they will give me lists

hey wiles tell her you dont have to drive to philly and wanna get crunk wit ya homies laugh out loud speak in ebonics to her
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12-03-2009 at 11:15 AM.
12-03-2009 at 11:15 AM.
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hmmmmmmm i need to make a thread in the lounge with all the "proper" people Roll they will give me lists

hey wiles tell her you dont have to drive to philly and wanna get crunk wit ya homies laugh out loud speak in ebonics to her
Roll
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DNC
12-03-2009 at 11:24 AM.
12-03-2009 at 11:24 AM.
Hi OP.
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Hi OP.
Hi lover
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12-03-2009 at 11:44 AM.
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How are things in wilesland?
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