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Getting the new thread ready for some football!

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This is a totally cliquey thread, but we do welcome new posters with Hug2
However, If you are gonna judge us, insult us, or not be kind, don't bother lurking or posting here. We are a happy crew and intend to remain so.
If you dont like sex, have puritanical ways, judge others, cut yourself, hate cleaveage, dont like sports, dont like suggestive banter, than leave now for your own good Thanks


The ladies of this thread are the sexiest in the entire lounge Evillaugh

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Alien Doggie is taking over the world
Wiles, DCinbama, Saint, and Jason Of Texas are looking forward to Pasedana
Thrifteh is a milk carton
LJ eats sleeps and poops
DNC is Cloud9 snowed in
MBrulla is probably wooting if he's not here
Damsel is too busy
Matt is an infrequent guest late at night and is either at Stone or Drinking Stone
Frog is in Havvvvaii
Kara is kind of back
Wulfy is cheering the giants
DD is a pervert
Kitteh is all moved and going to lots of hockey games
DWells is happy finals are over
Lloyd is immaculately groomed
Jengo has cute little girls
Skeezerpleezer has the hottest avatar on SD drool
Zurgy sleeps a lot
SBelle is the new Kara
The Llama sends creepy pm's ... but they aren't the least bit ... um ... creepy.
Demo's arrival means Thrifteh and Wiles are no longer the oldest ones in her thread.
AlphaSaver saves lots of latex by not using, um, nevermind





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Drunktaining
is the art of entertaining or being entertained while drunk. For example a drunk person may post when no one is around, and they have to drunktain themselves. That is sad and frustrating Crying

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

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It's a term or any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer, tequila, or vodka.
Some people even speak Gayberrolian.

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Hey Belle, delete some of your freaking PMs Smilie
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Well you know I can be a bitch. You know me. Good night.
Hey, now here is something that you and I agree on completely. Smilie


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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity..Dorothy Parker...
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Yeah.... I woke up to a full box this morning...Teehee And I mean PM box...Not my box.
I was too sleepy to get anything last night or this morning.. Totally passed out. Don't even remember going to sleep. My guy was rubbing on me and the next thing I know it was morning.
Sometimes .."Honey, do you want a massage"..sorta backfires on him. Whee
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lol then it wouldnt be called dating.just humping Smilie plus wiles said she only likes guys her age Frown
True...But I guess you could set the date..Like a planned day on the calendar. You know a rotation schedule or sorts...yummy
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Secret girls call hookups as "dates"
they always see the emotional side of things
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I split a Blithering Idiot with my dad tonight. No way could/should I drink one by myself. It's been about a year since I got pregnant and drank. Daddio liked it so much he had another and thanked me profusely.
FS - I noticed at Whole Foods there's a craft brew from LaVista. I laugh out louded when I saw it.
I had to read that a couple of times, because I am not a beer drinker...and I thought you were calling your dad names...OMG...Are you missing being able to hit your stores like you did back in Cali? I am sure you had down a routine of deals you would do and stores you would visit, Thirfteh.

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One day I'm going to take the drive to PA just to watch Wiles in action. I'll be in the corner, watching her moves. I'll report back.

The next night, I'll sweep in and try to pick her up, but not let her know its me. When the 4 hour slam session is done, I'll lean over and whisper in her ear, thanks wiles.
muah ha ha
I can't believe you haven't already done this!!! I am very disappointed and when you go Photo

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Here's how it would go down. I shall name llama Tim for rl purposes.
Tim hey cutie want a drink even tho you seem kinda drunk
w um duh or 3
t sure foxxxy
w drinks up with Tim who's name she forgot but wasn't paying attn because sports was on
t hey come to my room let's drink
w um ok
they drink more
watch more sports or espn
Tim tris to kiss wiles who is intent on tv and beer
w relents and totally gets into it
sexathon occurs
wiles sneaks to the bathroom to text belle & dd-


They sleep
do it in the morning
t falls back asleep
w escapes
posts on sd
t posts on sd
the end
That would be so farking hilarious if you both posted about it on the board and didn't realize that it was each other, that you were posting about....Whee
Text and pics Woot
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True...But I guess you could set the date..Like a planned day on the calendar. You know a rotation schedule or sorts...yummy
..Maybe..Blush4
I had to read that a couple of times, because I am not a beer drinker...and I thought you were calling your dad names...OMG...Are you missing being able to hit your stores like you did back in Cali? I am sure you had down a routine of deals you would do and stores you would visit, Thirfteh.

I can't believe you haven't already done this!!! I am very disappointed and when you go Photo

That would be so farking hilarious if you both posted about it on the board and didn't realize that it was each other, that you were posting about....Whee
Text and pics Woot
High Five

that roadtrip would be worth Llama's while Evillaugh
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VVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILES!!!
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whoa. wiles, meet frogstar; frogstar, wiles.
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Wiles is hot.

That is all.

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sometimes he backfires on you. Shutup
Slap No!! I read that and thought...I bet someone makes it about gas (clivefrog) or about back door visits (hell anyone on this thread), or about getting a hit up the ass (saint)

Did you watch Californication where the lady needed to have a some blow blown up her behind, because she had a deviated septum?

She is like an unattractive cougar who makes her employee sleep with her, which is funny in itself.. But they are at her house getting high in this scene..

She hands the guy the coke straw and says.... I need to ask for you to do a solid for me...He is laughing and says Sure! What?...
She tells him about the blow needing to go up the ass because it can't go in her nose and he asks...Isn't there a longer straw? ..She said, Come on just put some coke in the can...
I was crying, because I was laughing so hard.Roll
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that roadtrip would be worth Llama's while Evillaugh
I just read your text...Roll
What a jerk...He was prolly hoping to get in the ex's pants until you showed up and then tried to shift gears and pick you up...
You should have hit on the girl and got her all distracted! The guy would start drooling with visions in his head and then make your exit leave them both there... LMAO
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Laying in bed just figured I'd stop by and say "hi" and "bye".
M'mmm nice visual..hug

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Sounds like fun Cool2
Oh...honey we can rendezvous on the love porch..Evil

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I think Irish is drunk without me Annoyed
Have I seen Irish? And why is he not with you?Unsure

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Anyone want to help me with my Christmas shopping? I already bought for my brother, but I'm stumped for the rest:
Mom: likes reading, particularly medical stuff.
Dad: likes his Mustang and Pilot. Likes going to dinner with my mom, but I want to get each of them more than just a shared gift card.
Cousin: just moved here from middle-of-nowhere Iowa, new to living in an area where there's actually stores and such that aren't a 2+ mile drive away. She's a year younger than me. Likes shopping and clothes, or any combination of the two, but, like my parents, I want to give something other than just a gift card.

Help me with your infinite wisdom, oh mighty wiles thread. Budget is just under a couple hundred dollars and I'd prefer spending be pretty equally divided amongst the three of them. Thanks.
Denny does your mother like fictional stories rooted in medical theories or that use medical clues to solve the case...OR does she like to read real medical cases and try to figure them out?
For Dad how about a nice leather folder to have in his vehicle that holds the registration, maintenance etc...for the car...I got one sent to me from Mercedes and I love it..
IF the cousin just moved to the area why not get him or her a "kit" of what there is to do in the area.. Sites to see or restaurants that are the best, shops to get specialty items..that sort of thing...Almost like you would find at a visitors center, but you would personalize it for her as a person. I had a friend do this for me when I went to London and it was wonderful... I still have it for when I go back...She had all the great shops listed and the food markets...etc..
And I agree, Denny, you are a sweetie! Wink
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I just read your text...Roll
What a jerk...He was prolly hoping to get in the ex's pants until you showed up and then tried to shift gears and pick you up...
You should have hit on the girl and got her all distracted! The guy would start drooling with visions in his head and then make your exit leave them both there... LMAO
UGh he said something like that
I said you are on a date OMG and he said no I am not we used to date but are friends
but we can do a 3some if you like

Um how about NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Loser vomit

She was really nice too. He was talking to some guy at the bar and she and I chatted for a while. I felt like a douche and I did nothing wrong. Annoyed
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Ok..I have pw enough this morning...Girly See what happens when I behave and go to bed early...Gawd!

I am having phone issues!!! Arggghh... I can't get things to download..
pics I can't get to! Crying2

I would just like to state, for the record...That I don't know who "Jason Bartlett" is but I like seeing his name!!! Roll
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UGh he said something like that
I said you are on a date OMG and he said no I am not we used to date but are friends
but we can do a 3some if you like

Um how about NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Loser vomit

She was really nice too. He was talking to some guy at the bar and she and I chatted for a while. I felt like a douche and I did nothing wrong. Annoyed
In reality it is his issue, and maybe hers, if she sticks around...And not really anything you did! But I know what you mean...It can make you feel a wee bit uncomfortable. It is worse if it is your friend's date or a guy that she is interested.... Although, I had a friend that always called dibs on the cute boys at the bar or at the party and they wouldn't be interested in her. So unfair.. .Annoyed
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I made wiles' sig Whee
Don't expect it to last though. Wiles goes through sigs faster than she goes through boys laugh out loud
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Siggy!!!!!!!!!!! woot

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