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Ask Me Anything: emelvee's Dad Joke/Pun edition

41,172 2,080 June 27, 2023 at 05:15 PM
AMA....but I can't promise when I'll reply Whee
Seriously... ask me anything wave
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06-27-2023 at 06:54 PM.
06-27-2023 at 06:54 PM.
Quote from emelvee :
AMA....but I can't promise when I'll reply Whee
Seriously... ask me anything wave
didja find the crack craic?
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06-28-2023 at 02:28 AM.
06-28-2023 at 02:28 AM.
Is 20 pound for the weight like 30 pounds if a guy lifts?
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06-28-2023 at 02:25 PM.
06-28-2023 at 02:25 PM.
Quote from acesmuzic :
didja find the crack craic?
Yes. In many places in Ireland!
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Is 20 pound for the weight like 30 pounds if a guy lifts?
Please covert to metric.
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06-28-2023 at 03:02 PM.
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Is 20 kilotonnes for the weight like 30 kilotonnes if a guy goes nuclear?
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06-28-2023 at 03:06 PM.
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Quote from VorlonFrog :
Is 20 kilotonnes for the weight like 30 kilotonnes if a guy goes nuclear?
Spell it right! Nuc-u-lar
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06-28-2023 at 03:08 PM.
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Spell it right! Nuc-u-lar
Guilty as charged. I oughta respect where I'm living, right? Sadwalk
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06-29-2023 at 08:02 AM.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

(And don't say "to get to the nuclear wessels")
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06-29-2023 at 08:45 AM.
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To pickup a hamburger?
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finzz2dlft
06-29-2023 at 10:45 AM.
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could mix cocktails?
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06-29-2023 at 05:25 PM.
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Quote from dalokgawd :
Why did the chicken cross the road?

(And don't say "to get to the nuclear wessels")

The chicken wanted in on the road's lucrative drug business
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could mix cocktails?

You misspelled "cockatoos"
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finzz2dlft
06-30-2023 at 12:02 AM.
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You misspelled "cockatoos"

Well, just how many cockatoos have you chucked tonight, Woody?
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