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Ask Me Anything: emelvee's Dad Joke/Pun edition

41,172 2,080 June 27, 2023 at 05:15 PM in Humor
AMA....but I can't promise when I'll reply Whee
Seriously... ask me anything wave
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emelvee
07-12-2023 at 08:01 AM.
07-12-2023 at 08:01 AM.
Quote from dalokgawd :
As usual, MLV has been Delta losing hand.

I hear you were due a great honor. United yet?
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dalokgawd
07-12-2023 at 08:06 AM.
07-12-2023 at 08:06 AM.
Quote from emelvee :
I hear you were due a great honor. United yet?

They decided not to knight me because I refused to swear Allegiant to the American government. Not getting knighted gave me the JetBlues so I'm thinking I might Emirates to another country.
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07-12-2023 at 10:05 AM.
07-12-2023 at 10:05 AM.
Quote from dalokgawd :
They decided not to knight me because I refused to swear Allegiant to the American government. Not getting knighted gave me the JetBlues so I'm thinking I might Emirates to another country.
I hate Allegiant! I PanAm every review I submit.
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dalokgawd
07-12-2023 at 11:32 AM.
07-12-2023 at 11:32 AM.
Quote from emelvee :
I hate Allegiant! I PanAm every review I submit.
PanAm? That airline is so old I Qantas even remember the last time they actually flew.
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07-12-2023 at 02:53 PM.
07-12-2023 at 02:53 PM.
Quote from dalokgawd :
PanAm? That airline is so old I Qantas even remember the last time they actually flew.
That's the Spirit! Please post more
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VorlonFrog
07-12-2023 at 04:44 PM.
07-12-2023 at 04:44 PM.
Alaskan other question: What is your highest achievement?
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dalokgawd
07-13-2023 at 12:01 PM.
07-13-2023 at 12:01 PM.
Quote from emelvee :
That's the Spirit! Please post more
Sure, posting more would be a Breeze. I'll Avelo myself of your hospitality though and request some time to think of some better puns.
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emelvee
07-13-2023 at 05:28 PM.
07-13-2023 at 05:28 PM.
Quote from dalokgawd :
Sure, posting more would be a Breeze. I'll Avelo myself of your hospitality though and request some time to think of some better puns.
I got nothing.

Hooters.

Someone please post some. Not VF or fish slapper's though
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dalokgawd
07-13-2023 at 05:31 PM.
07-13-2023 at 05:31 PM.
Quote from emelvee :
I got nothing.

Hooters.

Someone please post some. Not VF or fish slapper's though

For some reason, I suddenly want to watch Total Recall...

https://academy.allaboutbirds.org...-6x4-1.jpg
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07-13-2023 at 05:32 PM.
07-13-2023 at 05:32 PM.
Quote from dalokgawd :
For some reason, I suddenly want to watch Total Recall...

https://academy.allaboutbirds.org...-6x4-1.jpg [allaboutbirds.org]
I give that movie 3 out of 2 *stars*
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VorlonFrog
07-13-2023 at 06:17 PM.
07-13-2023 at 06:17 PM.
I wrote a book on reverse psychology.
Please don't buy it.
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finzz2dlft
07-18-2023 at 01:20 AM.
07-18-2023 at 01:20 AM.
Quote from emelvee :
I got nothing.

Hooters.

Someone please post some. Not VF or fish slapper's though
Well honk my hooter
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SnakePlisken
07-18-2023 at 10:43 AM.
07-18-2023 at 10:43 AM.
Quote from finzz2dlft :
Well honk my hooter
Both of them right? In for 2!!!!!
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emelvee
07-18-2023 at 01:14 PM.
07-18-2023 at 01:14 PM.
Quote from finzz2dlft :
Well honk my hooter

Wanna duck?
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