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VQ answers all your n00by questions! Bruces, drama queens & metroboy check here before making new threads!

26,675 2,340 December 16, 2009 at 10:49 AM in Help
1. Look in the wiki for how much to tip anyone in any situation.

2. Yes, s/he is cheating on you/using you for sex/getting ready to piitb/homosexual.

3. It's probably cancer. If it's not cancer then it's VD. Post pics and then go to the hospital.

4. Yes, Selma is totally a bot. A hot vampire bot. With spiky robot tits. And a riding crop.

5. Yes, it's a scam. Yes they can take away your PayPal money. Yes they can ban your seller's account. No they do not owe you an explanation or an apology.

6. Your thread/post/last 3 forum accounts were deleted because you were being stupid. Stop it. No you can't sue.

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Zoe Moon
12-16-2009 at 01:41 PM.
12-16-2009 at 01:41 PM.
If the answer is 42, what was the question?
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12-16-2009 at 01:49 PM.
12-16-2009 at 01:49 PM.
wtf is a fallacy? Confused
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marg_fan
12-16-2009 at 01:51 PM.
12-16-2009 at 01:51 PM.
Quote from Zoe Moon :
If the answer is 42, what was the question?
heart Have I told you I love you recently?



Where are the cleavage pics of msgal67belle? Big Grin
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Schooby
12-16-2009 at 01:51 PM.
12-16-2009 at 01:51 PM.
What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
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Not Banned! :)
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Clivefrog
12-16-2009 at 01:56 PM.
12-16-2009 at 01:56 PM.
how do i become a mod?
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Zoe Moon
12-16-2009 at 02:04 PM.
12-16-2009 at 02:04 PM.
Quote from marg_fan :
heart Have I told you I love you recently?


Wink...
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Zoe Moon
12-16-2009 at 02:06 PM.
12-16-2009 at 02:06 PM.
OMG! Look at this widget for one billion dollars! I'm in for ten. Whee


Wait, why was my thread moved to the lounge? This is a slick deal!
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Ram|bunc|tious
12-16-2009 at 02:20 PM.
12-16-2009 at 02:20 PM.
Is an uneducated woman - who's resume consists of baby-sitting duties, performing womanly duties, and posing as a wife - worth $500 million if her husband bangs a few hookers?
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Schooby
12-16-2009 at 02:21 PM.
12-16-2009 at 02:21 PM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
Is an uneducated woman - who's resume consists of baby-sitting duties, performing womanly duties, and posing as a wife - worth $500 million if her husband bangs a few hookers?
laugh out loud
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Not Banned! :)
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Clivefrog
12-16-2009 at 02:38 PM.
12-16-2009 at 02:38 PM.
Congratulations, VQ, on nearly 19,000 posts!
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12-16-2009 at 02:58 PM.
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This is my first post, so please be nice to me.
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veritablequandary
12-16-2009 at 03:20 PM.
12-16-2009 at 03:20 PM.
What's the return policy for [item] at [store]? How late is [business/government office/bordello] open today? DID YOU SEE [name of television show] TONIGHT OMG SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS!!!
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TigerStar
12-16-2009 at 03:24 PM.
12-16-2009 at 03:24 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
What's the return policy for [item] at [store]? How late is [business/government office/bordello] open today? DID YOU SEE [name of television show] TONIGHT OMG SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS!!!
Mad Damn it! Put "SPOILER" in your thread title Ranting
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12-16-2009 at 03:36 PM.
12-16-2009 at 03:36 PM.
How come 1/2 of you aren't banned by now? Dontknow
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TigerStar
12-16-2009 at 04:10 PM.
12-16-2009 at 04:10 PM.
Quote from iconian :
How come 1/2 of you aren't banned by now? Dontknow
Slacker mods.
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