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This thread for those of us who are on "GACTV SUPERFAN" thread a place to talk and exchange ideas and information. There is no subject that is off limits. There will be little to no moderating of content. you may talk about any and every thing you would like. Please use this site to post and talk about things that would be considered no essential on the main site here. We don't want to see the other site shut down for something a small as them saying we were off topic to much. The only thing I ask is be kind and considerate to all. Thank You and lets have fun. Cowboydave
P.S. WE WILL NOT ALLOW DISRIMINATION OF ANY KIND ON THIS THREAD. THIS INCLUDES RACE, SEX, SEXUAL ORIENTATION, OR ANY OTHER THAT IS COVERED UNDER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES. THESE ARE BASIC PRINCIPLES OF BEING AN UNDERSTANDING PERSON. PLEASE RESPECT OTHERS. THANK YOU
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P.S. WE WILL NOT ALLOW DISRIMINATION OF ANY KIND ON THIS THREAD. THIS INCLUDES RACE, SEX, SEXUAL ORIENTATION, OR ANY OTHER THAT IS COVERED UNDER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES. THESE ARE BASIC PRINCIPLES OF BEING AN UNDERSTANDING PERSON. PLEASE RESPECT OTHERS. THANK YOU
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PLEASE LETS US BE REMEMBER WE ARE A GROUP OF FRIENDS AND WE NEED TO CONSIDER OTHERS FEELINGS. LET US THINK ABOUT WHAT WE POST , JUST AS IF WE WERE TALKING TO SOMEONE. "THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK. IT MAY HURT SOMEONES FEELINGS. THANK YOU COWBOYDAVE
When you post in this thread, you will notice that your # of posts made will NOT go up. "Chat" thread posts do not count.
Posts in The Lounge CANNOT be repped.
PLEASE LETS US BE REMEMBER WE ARE A GROUP OF FRIENDS AND WE NEED TO CONSIDER OTHERS FEELINGS. LET US THINK ABOUT WHAT WE POST , JUST AS IF WE WERE TALKING TO SOMEONE. "THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK. IT MAY HURT SOMEONES FEELINGS. THANK YOU COWBOYDAVE
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Good Night !
NannaGibb
I always say that this time of year, weather forecasts are easy. "Hot with a chance of thunderstorms." 90% of the time you're right.
I'm a bit ticked at the local weather people right now though. I managed to catch the weather on the10pm news, but according to them the storm wasn't "severe"
Also, even though tonight's storm passed through other counties, into my county and then into the neighboring county (where the TV station is located) the TV weathermen acted like the storms started right at their county line.
They did something similar a few weeks ago during storms (not nearly as bad as tonight). "Tornado warnings" were issued because some clouds "had rotation". All my life, I've been told this should be a "tornado watch" and a warning isn't issued until an actual funnel cloud is spotted.
Oh well, sorry for the rant. Off to bed now with positive thoughts, tomorrow's another day.
How about this to get us in a good mood:
Ma & Pa live out in the country. One day Pa realizes the outhouse hole is full. He goes into the house and says to Ma, "The outhouse is full and I don't know what to do." Ma says "I don't know either, why don't you go down the road and ask the Johnson boy. He's a college graduate, so he should be smart enough to figure out what to do."
Pa goes and talks to the boy and the boy says "here's what you do, get 2 sticks of dynamite, one with a long fuse and one with a short fuse. Put both of them under the outhouse and light them at the same time. The first stick, with the short fuse, will go off and shoot the outhouse straight up into the air. While the outhouse is in the air, the second stick will go off and spread the poop all over your farm and fertilize the ground. Then the outhouse will come back down and land on the same spot where it was but now it will be empty." Pa then goes straight to the hardware store and gets 2 sticks of dynamite, one with a long fuse and one with a short fuse, and heads home. When Pa gets home, he puts the sticks of dynamite under the outhouse, lights the fuses, and runs to hide behind a tree. All of a sudden Ma comes running out of the house and goes into the outhouse with an emergency call of nature. The first stick of dynamite goes off. BOOM! The outhouse shoots straight up. BOOM! goes the second stick, spreading the fertilizer all over the farm. The outhouse comes crashing back to the ground, right over the hole. Pa runs to the outhouse, jerks open the door, and yells "Ma, ma are you all right?" Ma pulls up her pants and says "I'm OK, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the kitchen."
Bubba was at the bar and he'd had a few too many. He has to go pee really bad. When he walked into the bathroom he already had his tallywhacker in his hand, only he was so drunk he didn't realize he'd went into the ladies room instead of the mens room. There's a lady sitting on the toilet who yells at Bubba "This is for ladies!!" Bubba shakes his tallywhacker at her and says "So is this!"
Also, thanks for the laughs...those were 2 funny jokes.....
Eric, this one just cracked me up, you taught me a new word today, TALLYWHACKER.... Computers DO make us smarter!!!!
Eric, this one just cracked me up, you taught me a new word today, TALLYWHACKER.... Computers DO make us smarter!!!!
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those featured links to go thru .... I click on one and my computer would lock up, so I
had to keep logging off and then getting back on....what a pain...
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