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Uncanny Brands Dungeons & Dragons Halo 2-Slice Toaster

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SideDeal has Uncanny Brands Dungeons And Dragons Halo 2-Slice Toaster on sale for $19.99. Shipping is free when you apply coupon code FSDEALS at checkout (choose the Flat Shipping option).

Thanks to Deal Hunter JuJuFrankenbean for finding this deal.

Features:
  • Toasts the iconic Dungeons & Dragons logo onto your bread for a unique twist
  • A must-have collectible for D&D enthusiasts, officially licensed by Hasbro
  • Adjust the shade of your toast easily, from light to dark, with the selector dial
  • Two wide slots accommodate bagels, English muffins, and thick bread slices
  • Features Bagel and Cancel buttons for precision and a removable crumb tray for easy cleaning
  • Dimensions: 10.51 (D) x 10.24 (W) x 6.93 (H) Inches

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    • Please see the original post for additional details and give the WIKI and forum comments a read for helpful discussion.

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SideDeal has Uncanny Brands Dungeons And Dragons Halo 2-Slice Toaster on sale for $19.99. Shipping is free when you apply coupon code FSDEALS at checkout (choose the Flat Shipping option).

Thanks to Deal Hunter JuJuFrankenbean for finding this deal.

Features:
  • Toasts the iconic Dungeons & Dragons logo onto your bread for a unique twist
  • A must-have collectible for D&D enthusiasts, officially licensed by Hasbro
  • Adjust the shade of your toast easily, from light to dark, with the selector dial
  • Two wide slots accommodate bagels, English muffins, and thick bread slices
  • Features Bagel and Cancel buttons for precision and a removable crumb tray for easy cleaning
  • Dimensions: 10.51 (D) x 10.24 (W) x 6.93 (H) Inches

Editor's Notes

Written by qwikwit | Staff
  • About this Deal:
    • While supplies / offer lasts.
    • Please see the original post for additional details and give the WIKI and forum comments a read for helpful discussion.

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helloooomcfly
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You roll a 19! Your toast springs out, darker than the midnight sky. The beeping of the smoke detector is not the only shrieking sound you hear in your ears, as your better half screams like a banshee, cursing you for another one of your questionable purchases. The fiery red glow of her eyes can be seen clearly through the thick cloud of black smoke. You evaluate the situation at hand: You could attempt to escape, using the smoke to cover you as you run, attempt to salvage the moment (and your hide) by taking your significant other out for a nice breakfast (preferrably a place with Bloody Marys and Mimosas) or stand in silence, waiting for the fire department to arrive, possibly finding your lifeless body on the floor, suffering from a small list of possible injuries and/or smoke inhalation (roll for results.)

What do you do?
bsdc
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roll for disappointment
grandmasterzii
699 Posts
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So by the looks of the print, it is hardly even a toaster?

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Aug 26, 2025 05:35 PM
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grandmasterziiAug 26, 2025 05:35 PM
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So by the looks of the print, it is hardly even a toaster?
Aug 26, 2025 05:52 PM
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bsdcAug 26, 2025 05:52 PM
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roll for disappointment
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Aug 26, 2025 07:36 PM
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AmusedPanther530Aug 26, 2025 07:36 PM
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The world really has taken a wrong turn, let's reroll for new outcome.
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Aug 27, 2025 12:47 AM
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helloooomcflyAug 27, 2025 12:47 AM
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Quote from bsdc :
roll for disappointment
You roll a 19! Your toast springs out, darker than the midnight sky. The beeping of the smoke detector is not the only shrieking sound you hear in your ears, as your better half screams like a banshee, cursing you for another one of your questionable purchases. The fiery red glow of her eyes can be seen clearly through the thick cloud of black smoke. You evaluate the situation at hand: You could attempt to escape, using the smoke to cover you as you run, attempt to salvage the moment (and your hide) by taking your significant other out for a nice breakfast (preferrably a place with Bloody Marys and Mimosas) or stand in silence, waiting for the fire department to arrive, possibly finding your lifeless body on the floor, suffering from a small list of possible injuries and/or smoke inhalation (roll for results.)

What do you do?
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Aug 27, 2025 03:07 AM
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WyckedVixynAug 27, 2025 03:07 AM
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Quote from helloooomcfly :
Quote from bsdc :
roll for disappointment

You roll a 19! Your toast springs out, darker than the midnight sky. The beeping of the smoke detector is not the only shrieking sound you hear in your ears, as your better half screams like a banshee, cursing you for another one of your questionable purchases. The fiery red glow of her eyes can be seen clearly through the thick cloud of black smoke. You evaluate the situation at hand: You could attempt to escape, using the smoke to cover you as you run, attempt to salvage the moment (and your hide) by taking your significant other out for a nice breakfast (preferrably a place with Bloody Marys and Mimosas) or stand in silence, waiting for the fire department to arrive, possibly finding your lifeless body on the floor, suffering from a small list of possible injuries and/or smoke inhalation (roll for results.)

What do you do?
Congratulations, you have won the internet today! 🙂
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PurpleFruit5141Aug 27, 2025 03:51 PM
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Would be an interesting project to gut and fit a mini pc. Throw some glass on top for the ARGB and would be kind of cool in media area as an mpc.
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TenderKitten163Aug 27, 2025 04:07 PM
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They should remove the dial on the front and randomly toast to one of 20 varying intensities. 20 would be the median, with even numbers corresponding to lighter settings, where two is the lightest, and odd numbers indicating darker settings, with one coming out like a slice of activated charcoal.
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Aug 27, 2025 08:41 PM
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thejoel_Aug 27, 2025 08:41 PM
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This screams single guy apartment. Can't imagine any wife would allow this to be on their kitchen counter.
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Aug 27, 2025 09:07 PM
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Quote from thejoel_ :
This screams single guy apartment. Can't imagine any wife would allow this to be on their kitchen counter.
This screams single guy (basement / van down by the river).

FTFY

BTW, aren't we missing a few sides?!?
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drdiabolocoAug 27, 2025 09:10 PM
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Quote from thejoel_ :
This screams single guy apartment. Can't imagine any wife would allow this to be on their kitchen counter.
Ah, but what if the WIFE is the dork in the family and SHE buys it?
Aug 27, 2025 09:20 PM
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HotketchupAug 27, 2025 09:20 PM
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Quote from drdiaboloco :
Ah, but what if the WIFE is the dork in the family and SHE buys it?
Then you, sir, rolled a natty 20 when you met her. Smilie
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TlyAug 27, 2025 09:46 PM
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Wife Acceptance Factor: Zero

In for two!
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FuschiaLaborer528Aug 27, 2025 10:27 PM
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Quote from WyckedVixyn :
Quote from helloooomcfly :
Quote from bsdc :
roll for disappointment

You roll a 19! Your toast springs out, darker than the midnight sky. The beeping of the smoke detector is not the only shrieking sound you hear in your ears, as your better half screams like a banshee, cursing you for another one of your questionable purchases. The fiery red glow of her eyes can be seen clearly through the thick cloud of black smoke. You evaluate the situation at hand: You could attempt to escape, using the smoke to cover you as you run, attempt to salvage the moment (and your hide) by taking your significant other out for a nice breakfast (preferrably a place with Bloody Marys and Mimosas) or stand in silence, waiting for the fire department to arrive, possibly finding your lifeless body on the floor, suffering from a small list of possible injuries and/or smoke inhalation (roll for results.)

What do you do?
Congratulations, you have won the internet today! 🙂
for going down the most obvious path. sure. doesn't matter.
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Aug 27, 2025 10:37 PM
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ArkileAug 27, 2025 10:37 PM
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Quote from thejoel_ :
This screams single guy apartment. Can't imagine any wife would allow this to be on their kitchen counter.
my GF said yes

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Aug 27, 2025 10:48 PM
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drdiabolocoAug 27, 2025 10:48 PM
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Quote from paulsj :
Then you, sir, rolled a natty 20 when you met her. Smilie
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