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26,675 2,340 March 1, 2010 at 10:58 AM in Sad
If you all can't behave then I'll be forced to post anti-jokes.

Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
A: Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
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What did batman say to robin to get him in the batmobile?
"Get in the batmobile"

Quote from rayzac :
A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
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A white man, a mexican, and a black find a genie lamp and rub it. The mexican wishes for all mexicans to go back to mexico. The black wishes for all blacks to be brought back to Africa. The white man, lonesome for his friends, wishes for yearly round-trip airline tickets for every black and mexican so that they may visit America again if they so wish.
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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
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03-01-2010 at 11:09 AM.
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How do you get 500 midgets into a Volkswagen?
You have to manufacture a Volkswagen large enough to accomidate 500 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 500 midgets into a Volkswagen is solved.
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Quote from rayzac :
A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
farking n00b Mad
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03-01-2010 at 11:10 AM.
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Your mamma is so fat...
she needs to go to the doctor to have her thyroid checked.
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Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
It wasn't on purpose. Through the course of natural friction, his keys wore through the innards of the pockets. Being bald, on top of this, is inconsequential.
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What did one fisherman say to another fisherman?
He told him that the weather did not look very good, and recommended that they both wait until the next day to fish.
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Quote from Nihilariat :
maor anti-jokes

I would like to see anti-puns from MLV

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
Blink..
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I'm not surprised. Whee

Yo mama is so fat she has to wear large clothes.
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Knock Knock
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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride a bike?
A: Because Sally had cerebral palsy.

Q: What did the blind, deaf, poor orphan get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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