Slickdeals is community-supported.  We may get paid by brands for deals, including promoted items.
Forum Thread

THIS R SRS THREAD! itt: WE R SRS! NO TOM FOOLERY!

26,675 2,340 March 1, 2010 at 10:58 AM in Sad
If you all can't behave then I'll be forced to post anti-jokes.

Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
A: Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
Add a Comment
Reply

230 Comments

View Forum Thread

Your comment cannot be blank.

Sign up for a Slickdeals account to remove this ad.

Joined Nov 2004
Wuzzy's Best Friend
> bubble2 49,663 Posts
5,114 Reputation
Pro
Staff
Autumn | Staff
03-01-2010 at 11:31 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:31 AM.
Quote from Nihilariat :
Rofl2Rofl2Rofl2Rofl2Rofl2Rofl2

Autumn, this guy is AWESOME!
Is that an anti-joke? laugh out loud

I don't even know what half of those phrases mean. I feel comfortable in the knowledge that they all probably pertain to us woot laugh out loud
Reply
Joined Jul 2005
Scarydevil Monastery
> bubble2 26,675 Posts
2,340 Reputation
Original Poster
veritablequandary
03-01-2010 at 11:34 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:34 AM.
When you want anti-jokes, think Latvians [chrisconnollyonline.com].

Quote :
A fishmonger says to a bootblack, "Are there any more potato left?" Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad." The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill." And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend."
Reply
Joined Sep 2004
L10: Grand Master
> bubble2 9,451 Posts
3,687 Reputation
Tonedeaf
03-01-2010 at 11:35 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:35 AM.
You might be a redneck if... Northern city-dwellers mock your isolated rural heritage, and utilize stereotypes referencing your supposed appetite for fornication with family relations, and your almost simian intelligence to further demean you.
Reply
Joined Nov 2004
Wuzzy's Best Friend
> bubble2 49,663 Posts
5,114 Reputation
Pro
Staff
Autumn | Staff
03-01-2010 at 11:38 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:38 AM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
When you want anti-jokes, think Latvians [chrisconnollyonline.com].
I'm surprised you didn't post the Lith joke.

Three men are in ship. One Latvian, one Russian, one Lithuanian. Lithuanian take out one bottle wodka. Russian kill Lithuanian, then drink wodka. Then Latvian wait until Russian drink self to sleep, then kill. Is end.
Reply
Joined Nov 2003
Double Staff Oreos
> bubble2 26,901 Posts
2,394 Reputation
Global Mod
rayzac | Staff
03-01-2010 at 11:39 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:39 AM.
I was walking down the street the other day when this bum comes up to me and says he hasn't had a bite in three days.

So I stabbed him.
Reply
Joined Sep 2004
L10: Grand Master
> bubble2 9,451 Posts
3,687 Reputation
Tonedeaf
03-01-2010 at 11:39 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:39 AM.
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."

His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
Reply
Joined Jun 2004
This Space Available
> bubble2 31,118 Posts
3,595 Reputation
vec
03-01-2010 at 11:40 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:40 AM.
A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"

Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

Put off by such rude behavior, he grabs his flamethrower and proceeds to setting the asylum on fire. 14 people died, 8 were injured.
Reply

Sign up for a Slickdeals account to remove this ad.

Joined Nov 2004
Wuzzy's Best Friend
> bubble2 49,663 Posts
5,114 Reputation
Pro
Staff
Autumn | Staff
03-01-2010 at 11:40 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:40 AM.
So this policeman comes upon this guy on his hands and knees under a streetlight, fumbling around on the ground.
"What's the matter?" says the policeman.
"I'm looking for my keys," says the guy.
"Is this where you dropped them?" asks the policeman, and the guy replies, "Yes".
Reply
Joined Nov 2007
L6: Expert
> bubble2 1,392 Posts
210 Reputation
fixxture
03-01-2010 at 11:40 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:40 AM.
Quote from Autumn :
I feel comfortable in the knowledge that they all probably pertain to us woot laugh out loud
They all mean the same thing as tomfoolery.hug
Reply
Joined Jun 2004
This Space Available
> bubble2 31,118 Posts
3,595 Reputation
vec
03-01-2010 at 11:42 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:42 AM.
Q. What's the best way to keep your neighbor's kids out of your yard?
A. Molest them
Reply
Joined Nov 2004
Wuzzy's Best Friend
> bubble2 49,663 Posts
5,114 Reputation
Pro
Staff
Autumn | Staff
03-01-2010 at 11:42 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:42 AM.
Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A: Shoot it, ideally several times with a large caliber weapon. Alternately, use a tranquilizer gun if keeping the rhino alive is important.
Reply
Joined Sep 2004
L10: Grand Master
> bubble2 9,451 Posts
3,687 Reputation
Tonedeaf
03-01-2010 at 11:43 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:43 AM.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Reply
Joined Nov 2003
Double Staff Oreos
> bubble2 26,901 Posts
2,394 Reputation
Global Mod
rayzac | Staff
03-01-2010 at 11:43 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:43 AM.
What did the Haitian boy get for his birthday?

Dead parents.
Reply
Joined Jun 2006
Jambi-rific in Seattle!
> bubble2 31,436 Posts
2,810 Reputation
Zoe Moon
03-01-2010 at 11:43 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:43 AM.
Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
Doctor: Nurse, take this man down to radiology for an x-ray.
Reply

Sign up for a Slickdeals account to remove this ad.

Joined Jun 2004
This Space Available
> bubble2 31,118 Posts
3,595 Reputation
vec
03-01-2010 at 11:44 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:44 AM.
What's red and hurts your teeth when you bite into it?
A brick.
Reply
Page 5 of 16
Start the Conversation
 
Link Copied

The link has been copied to the clipboard.