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THIS R SRS THREAD! itt: WE R SRS! NO TOM FOOLERY!
March 1, 2010 at
10:58 AM
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If you all can't behave then I'll be forced to post anti-jokes.
Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
A: Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
A: Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
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A: A banana peel.
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
Intense hatred.
He was fleeing in terror away from the factory in which his family was brutally slaughtered.
Intense hatred.
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"You don't have a billion dollars!"
"Just hypothetically."
"Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess I would."
"Would you sleep with me for ten dollars?"
"Of course not!! I'm not that kind of a person!"
"Oh! Sorry..."
A farmer rows across a river with a fox, three geese, and a twenty-four pound bag of olive pits. Upon reaching the other side, he says to the fox "While I go into town, I'm leaving you in charge, Mr. Fox. When I return, these geese and olive pits better be in perfect shape, or you're in big, big trouble." The farmer hurries off. Several minutes later, the geese fall asleep.
Nothing, she woke up before she could respond.
Also, tomfoolery? Really, OP? Horse play, buff oonery, sky larking, meshu gaas, and foolery tom would have all been more apt selections.
Oh yeah, my contribution:
What do you do with a one-legged dog?
Take it for a drag.
Nothing, she woke up before she could respond.
Damn, they found him.
The doctor then proceeded to do a few more tests and discovered that the man has terminal brain cancer.
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Also, tomfoolery? Really, OP? Horse play, buff oonery, sky larking, meshu gaas, and foolery tom would have all been more apt selections.
Oh yeah, my contribution:
What do you do with a one-legged dog?
Take it for a drag.
Autumn, this guy is AWESOME!