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THIS R SRS THREAD! itt: WE R SRS! NO TOM FOOLERY!

26,675 2,340 March 1, 2010 at 10:58 AM in Sad
If you all can't behave then I'll be forced to post anti-jokes.

Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
A: Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.

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03-01-2010 at 11:17 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:17 AM.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping on a bed?
Tell them to stop.
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03-01-2010 at 11:17 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:17 AM.

I have that user on ignore.

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03-01-2010 at 11:17 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:17 AM.
Q: What do you call a banana peel?
A: A banana peel.
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vec
03-01-2010 at 11:18 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:18 AM.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
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03-01-2010 at 11:18 AM.
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Quote from Tonedeaf :
I have that user on ignore.

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What do you call Autumn's feelings for Tonedeaf?
Intense hatred.
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03-01-2010 at 11:19 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:19 AM.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was fleeing in terror away from the factory in which his family was brutally slaughtered.
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03-01-2010 at 11:19 AM.
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Quote from Autumn :
What do you call Autumn's feelings for Tonedeaf?
Intense hatred.
laugh out loud
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Autumn | Staff
03-01-2010 at 11:19 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:19 AM.
"Would you sleep with me for, oh, a billion dollars?"
"You don't have a billion dollars!"
"Just hypothetically."
"Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess I would."
"Would you sleep with me for ten dollars?"
"Of course not!! I'm not that kind of a person!"
"Oh! Sorry..."

A farmer rows across a river with a fox, three geese, and a twenty-four pound bag of olive pits. Upon reaching the other side, he says to the fox "While I go into town, I'm leaving you in charge, Mr. Fox. When I return, these geese and olive pits better be in perfect shape, or you're in big, big trouble." The farmer hurries off. Several minutes later, the geese fall asleep.
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03-01-2010 at 11:21 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:21 AM.
What did Autumn say when Mr. SD offered her a mod position?
Nothing, she woke up before she could respond.
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zmarko
03-01-2010 at 11:23 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:23 AM.
So who did I miss having a meltdown? laugh out loud
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03-01-2010 at 11:24 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:24 AM.
Quote from Nihilariat :
kettle meet pot! Mad
I'm pretty sure it's not the same thing, considering, you know, rayzac has you on ignore and thus is unable to see your posts.

Also, tomfoolery? Really, OP? Horse play, buff oonery, sky larking, meshu gaas, and foolery tom would have all been more apt selections.

Oh yeah, my contribution:

What do you do with a one-legged dog?

Take it for a drag.
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03-01-2010 at 11:25 AM.
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Quote from rayzac :
What did Autumn say when Mr. SD offered her a mod position?
Nothing, she woke up before she could respond.
What did Autumn say when Rayzac was found dead at the bottom of the river?
Damn, they found him.
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03-01-2010 at 11:25 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:25 AM.
So a man goes to the doctor complaining of severe headaches. The doctor takes the man's arm and squeezes it gently. He says "Does that hurt?" the man replies, "Yes".

The doctor then proceeded to do a few more tests and discovered that the man has terminal brain cancer.
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03-01-2010 at 11:26 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:26 AM.
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So who did I miss having a meltdown? laugh out loud
Me.woot
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03-01-2010 at 11:26 AM.
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Quote from fixxture :
I'm pretty sure it's not the same thing, considering, you know, rayzac has you on ignore and thus is unable to see your posts.

Also, tomfoolery? Really, OP? Horse play, buff oonery, sky larking, meshu gaas, and foolery tom would have all been more apt selections.


Oh yeah, my contribution:

What do you do with a one-legged dog?

Take it for a drag.
Rofl2Rofl2Rofl2Rofl2Rofl2Rofl2

Autumn, this guy is AWESOME!
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