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THIS R SRS THREAD! itt: WE R SRS! NO TOM FOOLERY!

26,675 2,340 March 1, 2010 at 10:58 AM in Sad
If you all can't behave then I'll be forced to post anti-jokes.

Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
A: Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
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emelvee
03-02-2010 at 07:54 AM.
03-02-2010 at 07:54 AM.
Your momma's so ugly, I suggest she wear some makeup.
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emelvee
03-02-2010 at 07:56 AM.
03-02-2010 at 07:56 AM.
What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
People.

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding reception?
They enjoy a meal and some drinks, dance, and congratulate the newly married couple.
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vec
03-02-2010 at 08:39 AM.
03-02-2010 at 08:39 AM.
A dog walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender realizes how silly this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over and tells his wife about it, who ignores him. He begins to silently cry, knowing that his marriage is falling into shambles.
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Baldilocks
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emelvee
03-02-2010 at 08:42 AM.
03-02-2010 at 08:42 AM.
What are lawyers good for?
They can be helpful when legal assistance is needed.
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Pig
03-02-2010 at 08:45 AM.
03-02-2010 at 08:45 AM.
What is emelvee good for?
He is probably good for a lot of things but I like his wit and puns. I also like this thread but that is not related to the question in hand.
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emelvee
03-02-2010 at 08:47 AM.
03-02-2010 at 08:47 AM.
Policeman: I am sorry to have to tell you this Mr Brown, but you wife has just fallen into the wishing well and drowned.
Mr Brown: I'm heartbroken.
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emelvee
03-02-2010 at 09:02 AM.
03-02-2010 at 09:02 AM.
A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me." So the fairy picked up her wand and poof - the wife was 30.
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vec
03-02-2010 at 09:04 AM.
03-02-2010 at 09:04 AM.
One time Chuck Norris went to EB games to buy Madden 07, but they didn't have it, so he went to Best Buy and bought it there.
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emelvee
03-02-2010 at 09:06 AM.
03-02-2010 at 09:06 AM.
"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We prepare them a variety of ways."
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vec
03-02-2010 at 09:06 AM.
03-02-2010 at 09:06 AM.
A priest, a rabbi and a nonreligious person are flying across the Atlantic Ocean, all for different reasons. There is engine trouble, and one of the wings catches fire. The plane starts to go down. Luckily, there are enough parachutes for everyone. Evacuation is orderly.
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vec
03-02-2010 at 09:10 AM.
03-02-2010 at 09:10 AM.
Buzz Aldrin an Neil Armstrong are sitting in a bar, having a drink. Suddenly a man walks up to Neil and says "Are you Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon?". Neil says yes. The man says "Cool", and walks off.
Buzz looks after the guy and asks "Why do they never talk to me?"
Neil smiles and says "well, you are the second guy to walk on the moon, am i right?"
Buzz replies "Yes."
Neil says "That's not nearly as cool as being the first"
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emelvee
03-02-2010 at 09:11 AM.
03-02-2010 at 09:11 AM.
Why did the robber take a bath?
He felt cleanliness was important.

What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper with only one additional color of ink besides black.
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Pig
03-15-2010 at 12:13 PM.
03-15-2010 at 12:13 PM.
Bump

Ran out of them???? Mad
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veritablequandary
03-15-2010 at 12:19 PM.
03-15-2010 at 12:19 PM.
What's the difference between Democrats and Republicans?

Their political views.
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02-17-2011 at 01:35 PM.
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Quote from Pig :
Bump

Ran out of them???? Mad
Iagree
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