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frontpagephoinix | Staff posted Feb 09, 2026 08:35 AM
frontpagephoinix | Staff posted Feb 09, 2026 08:35 AM

Select Accounts: 32-Pack 296-Sheet Cottonelle 2-Ply Toilet Paper Family Mega Rolls

(Ultra Comfort) w/ Subscribe & Save

$23

$35

34% off
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Amazon has for Select Accounts: 32-Pack 296-Sheet Cottonelle 2-Ply Toilet Paper Family Mega Rolls (Ultra Comfort) for $34.79 - 25% when you 'clip' the coupon on product page - 10% when you check out via Subscribe & Save = $22.61. Shipping is free with Prime or on $35+ orders.Thanks to Deal Hunter phoinix for posting this deal.

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Amazon has for Select Accounts: 32-Pack 296-Sheet Cottonelle 2-Ply Toilet Paper Family Mega Rolls (Ultra Comfort) for $34.79 - 25% when you 'clip' the coupon on product page - 10% when you check out via Subscribe & Save = $22.61. Shipping is free with Prime or on $35+ orders.Thanks to Deal Hunter phoinix for posting this deal.

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DubbaD
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1 roll a day!? You have to be kidding me. Who tf is wasting that much TP? That's insane. Reminds me of my ex who would wrap a quarter of a roll around her fingers for a small #1 wipe. Crazy wasteful. Showed her she could do it with 5 or 6 squares. People are wasteful.
driftwood070
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If this statistic is even remotely close to being true, these people need a bidet. Doesnt have to be the fancy 4 figure full on smart toilets, but the $30-$80 attachments. They are easy to install and pay for themselves in toilet paper savings and after using one you wont feel right anytime you use a toilet that doesnt have one.

With a bidet that 1 roll per day would be down to 1/5 of a roll or less, easily.

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Feb 09, 2026 09:31 AM
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MsTrinidadFeb 09, 2026 09:31 AM
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Thank you
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Feb 09, 2026 01:29 PM
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LrossitechFeb 09, 2026 01:29 PM
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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
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Feb 09, 2026 02:12 PM
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driftwood070Feb 09, 2026 02:12 PM
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Quote from Lrossitech :
. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week
If this statistic is even remotely close to being true, these people need a bidet. Doesnt have to be the fancy 4 figure full on smart toilets, but the $30-$80 attachments. They are easy to install and pay for themselves in toilet paper savings and after using one you wont feel right anytime you use a toilet that doesnt have one.

With a bidet that 1 roll per day would be down to 1/5 of a roll or less, easily.
Feb 09, 2026 02:39 PM
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DubbaDFeb 09, 2026 02:39 PM
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Quote from Lrossitech :
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
1 roll a day!? You have to be kidding me. Who tf is wasting that much TP? That's insane. Reminds me of my ex who would wrap a quarter of a roll around her fingers for a small #1 wipe. Crazy wasteful. Showed her she could do it with 5 or 6 squares. People are wasteful.
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Feb 09, 2026 02:42 PM
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stealth_mayhemFeb 09, 2026 02:42 PM
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Quote from Lrossitech :
The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. .
I have a family of five. Granted, only one female in the household, but we still only use more than one roll a day if someone is sick, etc. If you are using a roll a day per person, there is something eriously wrong.
Feb 09, 2026 02:55 PM
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mclovin07Feb 09, 2026 02:55 PM
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Family of 4. We use a roll every other day maybe...
Feb 09, 2026 03:26 PM
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dormat029Feb 09, 2026 03:26 PM
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Quote from DubbaD :
1 roll a day!? You have to be kidding me. Who tf is wasting that much TP? That's insane. Reminds me of my ex who would wrap a quarter of a roll around her fingers for a small #1 wipe. Crazy wasteful. Showed her she could do it with 5 or 6 squares. People are wasteful.
lol is this why she's an ex? How do you show someone how to wipe and tell them to use 5 squares
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JJpeppersFeb 09, 2026 04:04 PM
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Why is every SD for Amazon never work? They is no coupon for me and I never purchased this before.
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Feb 09, 2026 04:09 PM
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Quote from driftwood070 :

If this statistic is even remotely close to being true, these people need a bidet. Doesnt have to be the fancy 4 figure full on smart toilets, but the $30-$80 attachments. They are easy to install and pay for themselves in toilet paper savings and after using one you wont feel right anytime you use a toilet that doesnt have one.

With a bidet that 1 roll per day would be down to 1/5 of a roll or less, easily.
A bidet a day reduces the rolls you throw away.
Feb 09, 2026 04:09 PM
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SkillfulRiver536Feb 09, 2026 04:09 PM
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I bought these and am using them now. The width of the roll is considerably smaller than the one (from the same brand) you can buy at Costco. I will never buy toilet paper again from Amazon. Just FYI.
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BillyIn4CFeb 09, 2026 04:52 PM
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Quote from Lrossitech :
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
With a bidet I use about 6 squares to wipe dry, then about 4 more squares to double-check. So I use about 10 square per normal BM. I might have a very rare occasion that I need to go back for a second squirt-squirt from the bidet.
You use way too much TP than what is required, or need to eat less fiber... Or you need to get a bidet.
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Feb 10, 2026 09:08 AM
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DubbaDFeb 10, 2026 09:08 AM
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Quote from dormat029 :
lol is this why she's an ex? How do you show someone how to wipe and tell them to use 5 squares
Lmao. She's an ex because she's a cheating narcissist.
I don't know how else to explain it any easier. It was like "look, babe, if you just fold the squares over instead of crunching it up like that, you can save a lot of TP" followed by a visual demonstration. How do you show someone a better way of doing something?
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Feb 10, 2026 03:51 PM
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MikeAnnonFeb 10, 2026 03:51 PM
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Quote from SkillfulRiver536 :
I bought these and am using them now. The width of the roll is considerably smaller than the one (from the same brand) you can buy at Costco. I will never buy toilet paper again from Amazon. Just FYI.
Thanks. I knew that there had to be a catch. It's just another example of product "shrinkage".
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Kemiho33Feb 10, 2026 08:09 PM
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$19.13 for me. Thanks.

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peterp9538Feb 10, 2026 11:28 PM
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Quote from DubbaD :
1 roll a day!? You have to be kidding me. Who tf is wasting that much TP? That's insane. Reminds me of my ex who would wrap a quarter of a roll around her fingers for a small #1 wipe. Crazy wasteful. Showed her she could do it with 5 or 6 squares. People are wasteful.
This person's obviously kidding around come on now

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