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My girlfriend from high school - NO JUDGING!

27,804 541 April 15, 2010 at 10:21 AM in Sad
I feel really guilty about this and this burden of guilt is eating at me night and day. So, I thought I'll share this with my fellow loungers and get their views on this.

Around 10-11 years back when I was I was in high school (yes, those years when I was young, carefree and reckless), I was going steady with this girl. I was supposedly her first boy friend and we had a great relationship. It felt then as if she was my soulmate...the one I would spend the rest of my life with.

We had a great sexual relationship too. She was great in bed and satisfied my every need (back then it was a LOT of need....not that it's any less now). For some reason though, she had this think for men's underwear. She always wanted me to wear black undies. I never found out why but I did not care much either...as long as I was getting some action, I would have agreed to wear neon flashing boxers.

This continued all through high school when one day I found that the whole relationship was based on a lie. I was not her first one and in fact, she had cheated on me many times during those years.

Needless to say, we had a bad break-up. Many things were said by me to her, that should never have been said or heard. Some may call it verbal abuse, but for me it was just sharing what I really felt.

However, this supposedly scarred her for life. Supposedly, she never had another relationship for the next 10 years.

Fast forward to last week. I heard from a friend of a friend who is a close friend of hers that she is getting married soon.What sucks is the part that she seems to be playing the same game with her soon to be husband. Supposedly, she has told him that he is her first man (the same thing she had told me!!). Also, she is supposedly asking her to wear black undies on their first night! The poor guy is clueless and confused about this strange request so he asks this friend's friend and that's how I get to know of all this.

Now, what do I do???? Do I confront her?? But I already feel guilty of scarring her for life. However, it feels wrong for me to keep quiet knowing that she is about destroy this other guys life (who is supposedly claiming that she is his first...I assume he is saying the truth).

Please try not to judge me or go off-topic. But then, I understand, this is the lounge and anything is possible...

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Pig
04-15-2010 at 07:15 PM.
04-15-2010 at 07:15 PM.
Quote from newjerseygirl :
What will she get out of this? What will you get out of telling him? You jealous of her new relationship?

You ruined her life in the past 7,8,10 years (clearly math wasn't your strong subject in school).

Leave her the f@ck alone. Get a life of your own.
Wow......attack mode on!

Anyways, I feel this thread has run it's course. This was a spoof of another thread. I'm sorry if this caused anyone any pain...

Thanks for playing along and thanks for your replies Grouphug
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estoyloco
04-15-2010 at 07:17 PM.
04-15-2010 at 07:17 PM.
Quote from Pig :
Wow......attack mode on!

Anyways, I feel this thread has run it's course. This was a spoof of another thread. I'm sorry if this caused anyone any pain...

Thanks for playing along and thanks for your replies Grouphug
Wow this wasn't real? May you be mounted by a habid hog.
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Pig
04-15-2010 at 07:18 PM.
04-15-2010 at 07:18 PM.
Quote from estoyloco :
Wow this wasn't real? May you be mounted by a habid hog.
laugh out loud hug

Now, go find the original thread and then re-read this thread! Harhar
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estoyloco
04-15-2010 at 07:19 PM.
04-15-2010 at 07:19 PM.
Quote from Pig :
laugh out loud hug

Now, go find the original thread and then re-read this thread! Harhar
I know... I just wanted an excuse to say...

May you be mounted by a rabid hog.... since your name is Pig get it?
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Zoe Moon
04-15-2010 at 07:21 PM.
04-15-2010 at 07:21 PM.
Pig, obviously you're not just doing this out of the goodness of your heart. You want this woman back don't you? Well I say don't do it. If not for Mrs. Pig at least think of the piglets! Crying
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heat1900
04-15-2010 at 07:21 PM.
04-15-2010 at 07:21 PM.
this is life. But if I were you, I would leave it alone and continue leading my peaceful life.
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Pig
04-15-2010 at 07:32 PM.
04-15-2010 at 07:32 PM.
Quote from Zoe Moon :
Pig, obviously you're not just doing this out of the goodness of your heart. You want this woman back don't you? Well I say don't do it. If not for Mrs. Pig at least think of the piglets! Crying
Mrs. Pig hates black undies Sadwalk Wot a waste of 9 year old black boxers Crying2
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Beartrkkr
04-15-2010 at 08:26 PM.
04-15-2010 at 08:26 PM.
Show up at her wedding wearing a white suit (or other light color) wearing the "special" black boxers on the outside of the suit. Maybe even a white top hat and cane for the true coup de grace.

Make a late entrance with a little noise so folks will notice.

Sit patiently till the "does anyone here object to this marriage, blah, blah, blah........." part comes up.

Quickly stand up so everyone will look and think you're gonna object to this lovely union, then without saying a word just walk out of the ceremony. Acknowledge or talk to no one while at or leaving the wedding.

That'll fix her black undies fetish, or at least sear your black boxer/white suit image into both of their minds forever (or until she moves on).

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Billiam411
04-16-2010 at 04:34 AM.
04-16-2010 at 04:34 AM.
epic
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SnakePlisken
04-16-2010 at 04:39 AM.
04-16-2010 at 04:39 AM.
Quote from Pig :
Wow......attack mode on!

Anyways, I feel this thread has run it's course. This was a spoof of another thread. I'm sorry if this caused anyone any pain...

Thanks for playing along and thanks for your replies Grouphug
does that mean it's okay to judge you now?


pig = FAIL
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stimpy
04-16-2010 at 05:17 AM.
04-16-2010 at 05:17 AM.
stimpy = marks calendar
nagin = funnah
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SlicKitty
04-16-2010 at 05:52 AM.
04-16-2010 at 05:52 AM.
Quote from Ray Nagin :
does that mean it's okay to judge you now?


pig = FAIL

I've been judging him for dating high school girls for a while now. It's open season.
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SnakePlisken
04-16-2010 at 05:58 AM.
04-16-2010 at 05:58 AM.
Quote from SlicKitty :
I've been judging him for dating high school girls for a while now. It's open season.
Iagree he should stick to datin jr. high girls like everybody else
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pictureframes
04-16-2010 at 06:55 AM.
04-16-2010 at 06:55 AM.
Quote from Pig :
Thanks bro...I just tend to ignore these haters....
laugh out loud

just bookmarking for later reading.

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duenor
04-16-2010 at 08:05 AM.
04-16-2010 at 08:05 AM.
Quote from Pig :
I'm happily married but that has nothing to do with this. My wife has asked me about those undies that I never wear but it's probably not relevant to this discussion.

She was the one who has not dated for 10 years (or at least claims so)
ROFLPO he's got his underwear from 10 years ago...

sentimental reasons?

man this is one wierd post... no idea why you are even interested if you're married. and asking slickdealers for advice on this!

sounds like you might want a rebate on either the girl or your wife
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