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The title says it all!
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The title says it all!
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I didn't post any pics...I posted PC's pic. What's crack-a-lackin?
I meant PC & IT!!!!
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"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis"
Mal I hope you see this dammit.
But some of the new features [youtube.com] look really interesting!
There are so many things I love about CS5, but I would have to say the content aware feature is my favorite at the moment.
It makes my life so much easier when having to remove something distracting from the background ( hardly have to clone stamp stuff out anymore) or when I have to do some skin editing it doesn't warp areas or take out too much detail.
I meant PC & IT!!!!
I meant PC & IT!!!!
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