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if a guy drops a deuce and it clogs toliet, is that a win or a fail?

3,747 August 5, 2010 at 08:51 AM in Question
this is a question that has puzzled millions of people for generations. since guys like to brag about how large their deuce is.

i say its a fail if it happens in your own home. having to plunge your own ish isnt cool. clogging the toliet in a public place is a win since janitor has to deal with it.

i like to courtesy flush if i know its going to be a scene if im at my place. that way the chances of a clog are nill.
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vec
08-05-2010 at 11:52 AM.
08-05-2010 at 11:52 AM.
Quote from Clivefrog :
the same thing can be said about upper-deckers.
just thinking about doing that in your own home is fail laugh out loud
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DC
08-05-2010 at 04:30 PM.
08-05-2010 at 04:30 PM.
here to report that I've dropped a deuce that's almost 2 ft long 2 days in a row...WTF?

:whew:
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dzap
08-05-2010 at 04:51 PM.
08-05-2010 at 04:51 PM.
WIN. But I doubt anyone will drop a bigger douche than what is now known as "Bono".


He weighs over 80 courics!! (A couric is a unit of measurement for measuring fecal matter;about 2.5lbs. It is defined by Zich's European Fecal Standards and Measurements Institute)
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VorlonFrog
08-05-2010 at 06:22 PM.
08-05-2010 at 06:22 PM.
dzap speaks the truth. Only Randy Marsh is qualified to drop a bigger deuce.
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PhoenixFP
08-06-2010 at 02:24 AM.
08-06-2010 at 02:24 AM.
Quote from dzap :
WIN. But I doubt anyone will drop a bigger douche than what is now known as "Bono".


He weighs over 80 courics!! (A couric is a unit of measurement for measuring fecal matter;about 2.5lbs. It is defined by Zich's European Fecal Standards and Measurements Institute)
Rofl2
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zzyzzx
08-06-2010 at 07:21 AM.
08-06-2010 at 07:21 AM.
Quote from yobuttin :
this is a question that has puzzled millions of people for generations. since guys like to brag about how large their deuce is.
You do know that there are websites devoted to this, complete with pics. I'd post the URL, but the mods might not like that much.
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Clivefrog
08-06-2010 at 09:39 AM.
08-06-2010 at 09:39 AM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
dzap speaks the truth. Only Randy Marsh is qualified to drop a bigger deuce.
*fanfare*

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08-06-2010 at 04:54 PM.
08-06-2010 at 04:54 PM.
Quote from yobuttin :
the key to having a clean deuce is to not pinch it off when its exiting the body. if you can keep yourself relaxed till it falls off itself you will literaly only need to use 2 square sheets of tp. as a slickdealer you should know that.
5 internets to whoever puts this in their signature.
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D1ngess
08-07-2010 at 10:17 PM.
08-07-2010 at 10:17 PM.
One time I was at a pizza place in scotland, I went to take a dump and there was a turd as big as a tube of pringles...
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