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The title says it all! Whee
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Princess Crunch
08-07-2010 at 02:55 PM.
08-07-2010 at 02:55 PM.
All lab work came back fine. I've never heard of stress making your breast swell. Maybe it's a new trend?
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08-07-2010 at 02:56 PM.
08-07-2010 at 02:56 PM.
Quote from Princess Crunch :
You all throw up every morning, have tons of hair fall out every time you shower, have your tits swell so much they hurt, and always feel tired...then tell me how positive you would be.
i'm not a doctor, but i think you have monsterism Comfort
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08-07-2010 at 02:56 PM.
08-07-2010 at 02:56 PM.
Quote from nessykins :
I'm supposed to be cleaning because we are going to have people over and get really drunk! Whee
Have people over what?

A pool? Rice? A pot of boiling oil?
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08-07-2010 at 02:56 PM.
08-07-2010 at 02:56 PM.
Quote from Princess Crunch :
All lab work came back fine. I've never heard of stress making your breast swell. Maybe it's a new trend?
will start giving stress to my wife... will report back with results and several black eyes
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08-07-2010 at 02:58 PM.
08-07-2010 at 02:58 PM.
Quote from Princess Crunch :
All lab work came back fine. I've never heard of stress making your breast swell. Maybe it's a new trend?
Probably time to get a second/third/however-many opinion!

Sometimes a new brain/set of eyes on the problem helps!
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Princess Crunch
08-07-2010 at 02:58 PM.
08-07-2010 at 02:58 PM.
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Comfort awww PC, we're just trying to get you to stop hating the guys in this thread Stick Out Tongue
I love and hate the men in this thread. LMAO

Nessy, I can't really google on mobile. This phone sucks. I wish I had not broken the other one. laugh out loud
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08-07-2010 at 03:00 PM.
08-07-2010 at 03:00 PM.
Quote from Princess Crunch :
Nessy, I can't really google on mobile. This phone sucks. I wish I had not broken the other one. laugh out loud
If you want, send us some PM's with all the symptoms and other related information and we'll do the legwork!

I haz some mad Google skillz yo!
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08-07-2010 at 03:01 PM.
08-07-2010 at 03:01 PM.
Quote from RefCache :
Probably time to get a second/third/however-many opinion!

Sometimes a new brain/set of eyes on the problem helps!
This was my second opinion. idk what else to do.
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08-07-2010 at 03:02 PM.
08-07-2010 at 03:02 PM.
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This was my second opinion. idk what else to do.
take some placebos, see if they work
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08-07-2010 at 03:07 PM.
08-07-2010 at 03:07 PM.
Quote from Princess Crunch :
This was my second opinion. idk what else to do.
Assuming you have at least some level of insurance if this one doesn't find answers move on to the next!

I remember reading back through FD's thread recently and didn't she a bunch of doctors say "there's nothing wrong with you"? Or maybe I'm thinking of someone else.
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08-07-2010 at 03:58 PM.
08-07-2010 at 03:58 PM.
I have no insurance. DH hasn't been at his new job for 90 days.
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08-07-2010 at 04:02 PM.
08-07-2010 at 04:02 PM.
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I have no insurance. DH hasn't been at his new job for 90 days.
Ahhhh. That indeed does suck then because the out of pocket expense can add up quickly.

But you'll be opting for insurance after his probationary is up yes? How much longer until that?
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08-07-2010 at 04:03 PM.
08-07-2010 at 04:03 PM.
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I can't help that I'm old and awake at 4:30am every damn morning!
Oh well I didn't know that was you! Hell you should have left a voice mail!
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08-07-2010 at 04:07 PM.
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Oh well I didn't know that was you! Hell you should have left a voice mail!
I spoke with a lovely gentleman would told me to have rigorous intercourse with myself until my lifeforce expired.

He didn't ask for my name and number though.
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08-07-2010 at 04:18 PM.
08-07-2010 at 04:18 PM.
PC I gooogled your symptoms & most of the results were either side effects from drugs or pregnancy but I found this:

I went through this once. I thought I might be pregnant and then my body started reacting to it. Read below… Good luck!

Phantom pregnancy

What is it?
How is it diagnosed?
Who is at risk?
How is it treated?
Is there a medical explanation for phantom pregnancy?
What is it?

A phantom, or false pregnancy, is a condition in which a non-pregnant woman exhibits all the classic symptoms of pregnancy and is firmly convinced that she is pregnant even when clear medical evidence shows that she is not. The medical term for this condition is pseudocyesis.

How is it diagnosed?

The first thing a woman with a phantom pregnancy will probably do is visit her GP or antenatal clinic complaining of all the usual symptoms and minor discomforts of early pregnancy such as absence of periods; breast enlargement; nausea and vomiting; weight gain and abdominal distension. If a urine sample is tested at this stage it will confirm the existence, or otherwise of a pregnancy, but a woman suffering from a true pseudocyesis will continue to insist that she is pregnant, regardless of medical opinion.

Who is at risk?

While the incidence of true pseudocyesis is extremely rare, the most 'at risk' group of women are those in their late thirties or early forties who desperately want a child and have been trying to conceive for many years. These women will normally be quite stable emotionally but will have a tendency to become very emotional over the whole question of pregnancy.

Pseudocyesis can also occur in some women who have lost a pregnancy or a baby and, while it is probably an emotional reaction to their trauma, there is also evidence to suggest that a temporary hormonal imbalance may be a contributory factor.

How is it treated?

The treatment of a woman who is suffering from a true pseudocyesis requires very careful and sympathetic consideration, often with the help of a supportive partner or family network.

Despite the existence of positive medical proof that she is not pregnant, the woman suffering from a phantom pregnancy may remain convinced of her pregnancy for some time, which is one of the reasons why follow-up counselling may have to be arranged for her.

All the major Irish maternity hospitals have access to trained counsellors who are familiar with the trauma experienced by women who desperately want a baby and have not conceived, and GPs can also arrange counselling sessions for patients if required.

Very severe emotional disturbance may follow in a woman who finally comes to the realisation that she has been suffering from a false pregnancy. It is at this stage that the sympathy and understanding of those closest to her is vital, and that the services of a trained counsellor may be offered.

Is there a medical explanation for phantom pregnancy?

The phenomenon of phantom pregnancy is a perplexing one for the medical profession. Nobody has yet come up with an explanation as to why a very small percentage of women actually exhibit all the classic symptoms of pregnancy such as weight gain, breast enlargement and abdominal distension when they are not pregnant at all. The fact that a woman actually looks pregnant makes the job of her GP even more difficult when he has to try to explain to her that all her urine samples are testing negative for pregnancy.

Phantom pregnancy or pseudocyesis cannot just be dealt with from a medical or gynaecological perspective without taking due consideration of the severe underlying emotional distress and turmoil which has led to the diagnosis of such a condition in the first place.

Most of the results were either side effects from drugs or pregnancy.
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