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I ain't goin' to no doctor. You farkers will just have to do.

32,001 3,053 September 7, 2010 at 06:05 PM in Help
I guess that means I'm agonna be all dieded.

The short story: I hurt. My legs hurt, my head is killing me, I can hardly keep my eyes open, and I'm ever-so-slightly queasy.

I don't have a fever. This has been going on for three days or so. I went to lay down for a few minutes on Monday morning and woke up four hours later. Sleeping like this during the day is NOT normal for me anymore.

My sugar is normal, but it's all I can do to keep my eyes open. Ibuprofen, which normally is my drug of choice when in pain, seems to have no affect.

I don't like this. Fixerfy me, please.

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veritablequandary
09-07-2010 at 08:03 PM.
09-07-2010 at 08:03 PM.
Did anyone do a biopsy on his occipital lobe yet? CHASE! Get in there with a 12-gauge needle and break me off a hunk of gray matter, STAT!
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acesmuzic | Staff
09-07-2010 at 08:31 PM.
09-07-2010 at 08:31 PM.
Sadbye you're gonna be died soon
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OwenKealy
09-07-2010 at 08:32 PM.
09-07-2010 at 08:32 PM.
Gooood, goooood, my plan is working.....
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hAvAAck
09-07-2010 at 08:34 PM.
09-07-2010 at 08:34 PM.
fatigue
go to the doctor for fatigue. get labs done for fatigue. insurance covers fatigue.
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OwenKealy
09-07-2010 at 08:38 PM.
09-07-2010 at 08:38 PM.
Have you changed your diet at all? Someone switched you to decaf without you knowing it?
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General Ghoul
09-07-2010 at 08:46 PM.
09-07-2010 at 08:46 PM.
Quote from OwenKealy :
Have you changed your diet at all? Someone switched you to decaf without you knowing it?
Or the sugar for arsenic? Soon to be the Lounge murder mystery.
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digitalhandle
09-07-2010 at 08:48 PM.
09-07-2010 at 08:48 PM.
This is just an excuse to go see Dr. Crusher.

Oh, have you tried this [slate.com] yet?
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09-07-2010 at 08:51 PM.
09-07-2010 at 08:51 PM.
Sugar is "normal". Reeeeeealy? Prove it, buster. Stick Out Tongue What was you recent HbA1c so the lounge can know how good you've been on your diet the last few months.
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iamiamian
09-07-2010 at 09:54 PM.
09-07-2010 at 09:54 PM.
Run an EKG.
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Iaaaiws
09-07-2010 at 09:56 PM.
09-07-2010 at 09:56 PM.
You didn't happen to swallow a bobby pin did you?
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desrtrnnr
09-07-2010 at 09:57 PM.
09-07-2010 at 09:57 PM.
gout?
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.teri.
09-07-2010 at 10:07 PM.
09-07-2010 at 10:07 PM.
Headache, nausea, fatigue, aches and pains. You have Polio!!
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09-07-2010 at 10:34 PM.
09-07-2010 at 10:34 PM.
Is it lupus? Scratchchin
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09-07-2010 at 10:41 PM.
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Is it lupus? Scratchchin
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