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I ain't goin' to no doctor. You farkers will just have to do.

32,001 3,053 September 7, 2010 at 06:05 PM in Help
I guess that means I'm agonna be all dieded.

The short story: I hurt. My legs hurt, my head is killing me, I can hardly keep my eyes open, and I'm ever-so-slightly queasy.

I don't have a fever. This has been going on for three days or so. I went to lay down for a few minutes on Monday morning and woke up four hours later. Sleeping like this during the day is NOT normal for me anymore.

My sugar is normal, but it's all I can do to keep my eyes open. Ibuprofen, which normally is my drug of choice when in pain, seems to have no affect.

I don't like this. Fixerfy me, please.

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09-08-2010 at 06:55 PM.
09-08-2010 at 06:55 PM.
Quote from redjen910 :
My new job has me up at 5am. I usually type with a bit more sleep. Wink
Oh I haven't kept up. I hope you are liking the new job and it's worth that early wake up..EEK! You didn't sign up to drive the metal Twinkie did you?!
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09-08-2010 at 06:58 PM.
09-08-2010 at 06:58 PM.
Quote from Schooby :
Oh I haven't kept up. I hope you are liking the new job and it's worth that early wake up..EEK! You didn't sign up to drive the metal Twinkie did you?!
The new job is actually good. And in Michigan no less. Faint a job in Michigan. And no, no germ pods are involved. I'm at a breakfast and lunch only cafe in Sterling Heights.
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09-08-2010 at 07:00 PM.
09-08-2010 at 07:00 PM.
Oh very cool! Applause That sounds nice. Thumbup
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09-08-2010 at 08:04 PM.
09-08-2010 at 08:04 PM.
Raddish, maybe there is really nothing wrong with you. Maybe it turns out you are just lazy. Dontknow
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09-08-2010 at 10:52 PM.
09-08-2010 at 10:52 PM.
Quote from redjen910 :
The new job is actually good. And in Michigan no less. Faint a job in Michigan. And no, no germ pods are involved. I'm at a breakfast and lunch only cafe in Sterling Heights.
WOW! A job in Michigan...who woulda thunk it? I actually thought they had made everybody move out by now. I was hoping to go there on vacation Sailing and I was looking forward to no crowds Ranting
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09-08-2010 at 10:55 PM.
09-08-2010 at 10:55 PM.
Quote from Iaaaiws :
Raddish, maybe there is really nothing wrong with you. Maybe it turns out you are just lazy. Dontknow
"This one time I thought I had mono for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored."
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09-08-2010 at 10:59 PM.
09-08-2010 at 10:59 PM.
Quote from The Raddish :
I got nearly all died last night shortly after posting this thread. I feeled so badly (that's for you, VQ) that I went straight to bed and fell asleep on my way there. I woke up nine hours later not feeling a bit refreshed.

I've been incredibly lethargic all day, and it has been my most busiest day at work in the year I've been there. Not a good day to feel all dieded.

I want to go find a hole and crawl in it now. I can barely hold my eyes open.
normally when you get tired during the day, the body temp goes down. that's why old people take short naps in the afternoon.

but since you're incredibly lethargic all day, god is saying, "tr...you're not hot anymore."
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09-08-2010 at 11:01 PM.
09-08-2010 at 11:01 PM.
Quote from serra :
normally when you get tired during the day, the body temp goes down. that's why old people take short naps in the afternoon.

but since you're incredibly lethargic all day, god is saying, "tr...you're not hot anymore."
Huh
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09-08-2010 at 11:02 PM.
09-08-2010 at 11:02 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
Huh
oh i know. i typed and removed, typed and removed, typed and removed, typed and removed, typed and removed, typed and removed, typed and removed. then i said fark it. since he's dying anyway, i might as well say something nice.
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09-08-2010 at 11:06 PM.
09-08-2010 at 11:06 PM.
Quote from serra :
oh i know. i typed and removed, typed and removed, typed and removed, typed and removed, typed and removed, typed and removed, typed and removed. then i said fark it. since he's dying anyway, i might as well say something nice.
laugh out loud I do that too. "If I leave this some farkwad will say this or think I mean this...so I'm gonna remove it. But I don't want to remove it. But I should. But why should I?"
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09-08-2010 at 11:11 PM.
09-08-2010 at 11:11 PM.
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laugh out loud I do that too. "If I leave this some farkwad will say this or think I mean this...so I'm gonna remove it. But I don't want to remove it. But I should. But why should I?"
oh totally. then i'll take too long to post. i hate when that happens especially when i'm bantering with bostongirl. laugh out loud cuz she'll think i am too stoopid to come back with a quick comeback.
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09-08-2010 at 11:19 PM.
09-08-2010 at 11:19 PM.
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I vote for to take TR's place. woot
too late
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09-08-2010 at 11:19 PM.
09-08-2010 at 11:19 PM.
Quote from serra :
oh totally. then i'll take too long to post. i hate when that happens especially when i'm bantering with bostongirl. laugh out loud cuz she'll think i am too stoopid to come back with a quick comeback.
laugh out loud Exactly! And it's just "No...I'm trying to think of all the possible comebacks you could possibly make to this comment and adjusting it accordingly." laugh out loud

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too late
Well Hell...had I known TR got to wear a ninja turtle (?) outfit I would have been gunning for his job sooner. woot
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09-09-2010 at 03:36 AM.
09-09-2010 at 03:36 AM.
Quote from LukesMama :
Although I am afraid to reply in here, cuz that might mean that we both are dieded, have lyme, STD (oh, wait, i can't have that cuz it requires boinking somebody laugh out loud)
All kidding aside, I feel exactly as you describe you feel. I have assumed it is just the flu, but I was telling my friends that while my body aches as it would with the flu, it is just a different ache. My legs ache, my neck aches, even my toes ache, lol. I am extremely tired, but have to function. I felt at my worst yesterday, and not as bad today. No fever, but slightly nauseated. It has been coming and going for about a week.

Don't know what you have (or me), but I do feel your pain hug
So that's it then. I got an STD from LukesMama. Annoyed
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09-09-2010 at 04:48 AM.
09-09-2010 at 04:48 AM.
So how are you feeling today?
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