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I ain't goin' to no doctor. You farkers will just have to do.

32,001 3,053 September 7, 2010 at 06:05 PM in Help
I guess that means I'm agonna be all dieded.

The short story: I hurt. My legs hurt, my head is killing me, I can hardly keep my eyes open, and I'm ever-so-slightly queasy.

I don't have a fever. This has been going on for three days or so. I went to lay down for a few minutes on Monday morning and woke up four hours later. Sleeping like this during the day is NOT normal for me anymore.

My sugar is normal, but it's all I can do to keep my eyes open. Ibuprofen, which normally is my drug of choice when in pain, seems to have no affect.

I don't like this. Fixerfy me, please.

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ForeverDecember
09-09-2010 at 04:54 AM.
09-09-2010 at 04:54 AM.
it COULD be a lot of things. Go to the doctor damnit.

There is a thing called fatigue syndrome or something like that. My grandmother gets it a lot and it sounds similar. Could also be the beginnings of mono or like zoe said, lyme diease. Go to the doctor NOW damnit!
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marg_fan
09-09-2010 at 05:09 AM.
09-09-2010 at 05:09 AM.
Quote from serra :
oh i know. i typed and removed, typed and removed, typed and removed, typed and removed, typed and removed, typed and removed, typed and removed. then i said fark it. since he's dying anyway, i might as well say something nice.
If you only knew some of the things I don't write here... Big Grin

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laugh out loud I do that too. "If I leave this some farkwad will say this or think I mean this...so I'm gonna remove it. But I don't want to remove it. But I should. But why should I?"
Yeah, how do you train yourself not to care? I'm always losing the internal debate whether or not to write something. Sadwalk
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TigerStar
09-09-2010 at 06:16 AM.
09-09-2010 at 06:16 AM.
Quote from Autumn :
laugh out loud I do that too. "If I leave this some farkwad will say this or think I mean this...so I'm gonna remove it. But I don't want to remove it. But I should. But why should I?"
I take that personally Annoyed

Quote from marg_fan :
Yeah, how do you train yourself not to care? I'm always losing the internal debate whether or not to write something. Sadwalk
She has no heart or soul? Dontknow
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The Raddish
09-09-2010 at 08:32 AM.
09-09-2010 at 08:32 AM.
Quote from Autumn :
So how are you feeling today?
A little better. I couldn't sleep worth a shit last night and I was freezing so I got another blanket. I woke up this morning soaking wet with sweat. Blankets were soaked through as well as both pillows.

Legs don't hurt today but I'm still a little queasy and a whole lot tired.
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lowpro
09-09-2010 at 08:56 AM.
09-09-2010 at 08:56 AM.
TR, I say you sue Autumn* for stress and mental anguish! Comfort



*Hey, you got to sue someone. Dontknow
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appleyum
09-09-2010 at 10:06 AM.
09-09-2010 at 10:06 AM.
Quote from The Raddish :
A little better. I couldn't sleep worth a shit last night and I was freezing so I got another blanket. I woke up this morning soaking wet with sweat. Blankets were soaked through as well as both pillows.
Sounds like hot flash Scratchchin
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TigerStar
09-09-2010 at 10:11 AM.
09-09-2010 at 10:11 AM.
Sounds like your fever broke. Maybe it is getting better.
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square_one
09-09-2010 at 10:23 AM.
09-09-2010 at 10:23 AM.
it's the hiv.
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Schooby
09-09-2010 at 11:42 AM.
09-09-2010 at 11:42 AM.
Quote from appleyum :
Sounds like hot flash Scratchchin
laugh out loud Yeah it really did.
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redmaxx
09-09-2010 at 12:06 PM.
09-09-2010 at 12:06 PM.
Quote from The Raddish :
A little better. I couldn't sleep worth a shit last night and I was freezing so I got another blanket. I woke up this morning soaking wet with sweat. Blankets were soaked through as well as both pillows.

Legs don't hurt today but I'm still a little queasy and a whole lot tired.
Could be a virus... but we're not doctors! Go to the doctor! Bonk
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Shop2uDrop
09-09-2010 at 12:17 PM.
09-09-2010 at 12:17 PM.
You're not dieded YET? Stretcher Go to the doctor.Stretcher You are one stoopid raddish!
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rayzac | Staff
09-09-2010 at 12:33 PM.
09-09-2010 at 12:33 PM.
The shelf life on this raddish is about up, me thinks.
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Schly
09-09-2010 at 12:36 PM.
09-09-2010 at 12:36 PM.
Quote from Zoe Moon :
It's a tumor.
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Phrozt
09-09-2010 at 12:48 PM.
09-09-2010 at 12:48 PM.
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Its not a tumor...
Thought I posted this... I guess I missed it...

http://www.crocopuffs.com/soundboard/arnold.html
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serra | Staff
09-09-2010 at 12:49 PM.
09-09-2010 at 12:49 PM.
Quote from TigerStar :
Sounds like your fever broke. Maybe it is getting better.
i think so too. no way in hell is he gonna let autumn stay in his turnip costume.
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