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I ain't goin' to no doctor. You farkers will just have to do.

32,001 3,053 September 7, 2010 at 06:05 PM in Help
I guess that means I'm agonna be all dieded.

The short story: I hurt. My legs hurt, my head is killing me, I can hardly keep my eyes open, and I'm ever-so-slightly queasy.

I don't have a fever. This has been going on for three days or so. I went to lay down for a few minutes on Monday morning and woke up four hours later. Sleeping like this during the day is NOT normal for me anymore.

My sugar is normal, but it's all I can do to keep my eyes open. Ibuprofen, which normally is my drug of choice when in pain, seems to have no affect.

I don't like this. Fixerfy me, please.

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TigerStar
09-14-2010 at 06:05 AM.
09-14-2010 at 06:05 AM.
He would have had to have given it to VQ first, then to VQ would have given it to Autumn.
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redjen910
09-14-2010 at 06:12 AM.
09-14-2010 at 06:12 AM.
Nope. Sadly I have chronic mono. I gave it to Jenni. She gave it to Autumn. Autumn gave it to both TR and VQ (in the same night from what I've heard).

I hoped you're not died TR. But do stay away from large vessels of Diet Coke when your wife is nearby.
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09-14-2010 at 06:15 AM.
09-14-2010 at 06:15 AM.
Quote from TigerStar :
He would have had to have given it to VQ first, then to VQ would have given it to Autumn.

Now who is insensitive!?

TR's wife has sick family members and you're calling him an Orangutan-lover. I just can't believe some people. Pft.

Huff.

Pft.

Why, I never.
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Zoe Moon
09-14-2010 at 06:18 AM.
09-14-2010 at 06:18 AM.
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Popcorn This is getting exciting again. Stretcher



I was thinking...
TL: 1
TR: 0
nod

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Dibs on the non-diet coke dunked remote/ipod touch.
Sadly/strangely there isn't one that's free of diet coke.

Quote from redjen910 :
Nope. Sadly I have chronic mono. I gave it to Jenni. She gave it to Autumn. Autumn gave it to both TR and VQ (in the same night from what I've heard).

I hoped you're not died TR. But do stay away from large vessels of Diet Coke when your wife is nearby.
*bow chicka bow bow*
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TigerStar
09-14-2010 at 06:18 AM.
09-14-2010 at 06:18 AM.
Quote from SlicKitty :
Now who is insensitive!?

TR's wife has sick family members and you're calling him an Orangutan-lover. I just can't believe some people. Pft.
I posted before he started the other thread Harhar

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Why, I never.
THAT I seriously doubt.

Quote from redjen910 :
Nope. Sadly I have chronic mono. I gave it to Jenni. She gave it to Autumn. Autumn gave it to both TR and VQ (in the same night from what I've heard).
TR having visions of his porn days.
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ancienterf
09-14-2010 at 06:20 AM.
09-14-2010 at 06:20 AM.
It's been a week and you're still sick? Get to the doctor; if it hasn't improved by now it's probably not the flu. Pray that it's mono and not anything worse.

Remember most viral infections cause the same sorts of symptoms when first appearing, the duration and severity is one of the biggest indicators of what you've caught.

Hope you don't have anything with recurrent outbreaks (like the herp'), or anything untreatable like viral chronic fatigue syndrome.

Actually, for your sake, I hope you're just having trouble getting over a viral flu due to a stressed immune system or simply a hypochondriac, that's the best case scenario.


Any other symptoms you want to post? Runny nose? Slow wound healing?
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The Raddish
09-14-2010 at 06:41 AM.
09-14-2010 at 06:41 AM.
It's freaking mono. Mad
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redjen910
09-14-2010 at 06:46 AM.
09-14-2010 at 06:46 AM.
Quote from The Raddish :
It's freaking mono. Mad
What else did they tell you? Hopefully this is an incidental case and not chronic.
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marg_fan
09-14-2010 at 06:51 AM.
09-14-2010 at 06:51 AM.
Quote from redjen910 :
Nope. Sadly I have chronic mono. I gave it to Jenni. She gave it to Autumn. Autumn gave it to both TR and VQ (in the same night from what I've heard).

I hoped you're not died TR. But do stay away from large vessels of Diet Coke when your wife is nearby.
Nah, it couldn't be. Nono2

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It's freaking mono. Mad
Faint

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09-14-2010 at 06:57 AM.
09-14-2010 at 06:57 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
Mono nod

have you been kissing my husband?
Quote from TigerStar :
Is picutre a hyperbole as well?

It sounds like mono to me.
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It's freaking mono. Mad
*cough* *cough*

No, I haven't been kissing on TR.
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09-14-2010 at 07:03 AM.
09-14-2010 at 07:03 AM.
Quote from The Raddish :
It's freaking mono. Mad
BA. DA. BING!

I mean...sorry to hear that.

That'll be $5. nod

Quote from TigerStar :
THAT I seriously doubt.

What! Whaaaa!? I NEVER!

Ask anyone!
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rayzac | Staff
09-14-2010 at 07:18 AM.
09-14-2010 at 07:18 AM.
I think we need to quarantine this thread.

How are you going to explain how you caught it to the wife?

Popcorn
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09-14-2010 at 07:26 AM.
09-14-2010 at 07:26 AM.
Quote from rayzac :
I think we need to quarantine this thread.

How are you going to explain how you caught it to the wife?

Popcorn
And who is going to tell VQ?
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09-14-2010 at 07:28 AM.
09-14-2010 at 07:28 AM.
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And who is going to tell VQ?
and Ray Nagin
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rayzac | Staff
09-14-2010 at 07:32 AM.
09-14-2010 at 07:32 AM.
This does explain why Lloyd has not been around. At least we know where it all started.
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